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I'm endangering the mission I shouldn't have come

I'm endangering the mission I shouldn't have come

There is another Skywalker

There is another Skywalker

How many languages do you speak?

How many languages do you speak?

That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!

I will not fight you, Father

I will not fight you, Father

R2 I have a bad feeling about this

R2 I have a bad feeling about this

Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!

Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!

You are a protocol droid, are you not?

You are a protocol droid, are you not?

3PO You tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth...

3PO You tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth...

Obi Wan has taught you well

Obi Wan has taught you well

I see you have constructed a new light saber...

I see you have constructed a new light saber...

Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while...

Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while...

Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side.

Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side.

I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo...

I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo...

I love you. I know.

I love you. I know.

You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?

You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?

Don't worry, my friend's down there...

Don't worry, my friend's down there...

You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

Luke Help me take this mask off

Luke Help me take this mask off

You rebel scum!

You rebel scum!

I know that laugh

I know that laugh

Who are you? Someone who loves you

Who are you? Someone who loves you

Leia! Leia is my sister

Leia! Leia is my sister

What is thy bidding, my master?

What is thy bidding, my master?

Together again, huh?

Together again, huh?

I have a really bad feeling about this

I have a really bad feeling about this

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out...

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out...

It's a trap!

It's a trap!

There's nothing to see I used to live here, you know

There's nothing to see I used to live here, you know

Chewie, give me the gun! Don't move, Lando!

Chewie, give me the gun! Don't move, Lando!

But, why must you confront him?

But, why must you confront him?

The cave is collapsing!

The cave is collapsing!

Master Luke, Sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again

Master Luke, Sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again

That is why you fail

That is why you fail

Stopped they must be. On this all depends.

Stopped they must be. On this all depends.

I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this.

I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this.

Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!

Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!

Sir! Sir, I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling

Sir! Sir, I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field...

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field...

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son

How do you get so big eating food of this kind?

How do you get so big eating food of this kind?

No! Try not. Do... Or do not. There is no try

No! Try not. Do... Or do not. There is no try

Control, control! You must learn control!

Control, control! You must learn control!

The odds of successfully surviving an attack...

The odds of successfully surviving an attack...

You do have your moments

You do have your moments

Your weapons. You will not need them.

Your weapons. You will not need them.

You'll find I'm full of surprises

You'll find I'm full of surprises

You must unlearn what you have learned

You must unlearn what you have learned

No, I am your father

No, I am your father

You like me because I'm a scoundrel

You like me because I'm a scoundrel

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

Impressive. Most impressive.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

No no, there is no why

No no, there is no why

The force is with you, young Skywalker, but...

The force is with you, young Skywalker, but...

I'm not really interested in your opinion 3PO

I'm not really interested in your opinion 3PO

I'm not afraid! You will be

I'm not afraid! You will be

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Help I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!

Help I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!

That's no moon. It's a space station.

That's no moon. It's a space station.

I'm not going anywhere!

I'm not going anywhere!

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault!

That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault!

Luke's just not a farmer, Owen...

Luke's just not a farmer, Owen...

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you

I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you

I've been waiting for you, Obi Wan. We meet again, at last

I've been waiting for you, Obi Wan. We meet again, at last

Somebody has to save our skins...

Somebody has to save our skins...

Is there anything I might do to help?

Is there anything I might do to help?

She's rich

She's rich

If there's a bright center to the universe...

If there's a bright center to the universe...

I don't know who you are or where you came from...

I don't know who you are or where you came from...

Remember The Force will be with you. Always.

Remember The Force will be with you. Always.

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner

One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner

Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them

Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them

Your powers are weak old man

Your powers are weak old man

Your friend is quite a mercenary.

Your friend is quite a mercenary.

I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay

I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay

You can't win, Darth If you strike me down...

You can't win, Darth If you strike me down...

Mos Eisley spaceport.

Mos Eisley spaceport.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought

I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness?

Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness?

Who is this? What's your operating number?

Who is this? What's your operating number?

I got him!

I got him!

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight

Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight

Where are you taking this Thing

Where are you taking this Thing

I have you know!

I have you know!

What a piece of junk!

What a piece of junk!

Look at the size of that thing!

Look at the size of that thing!

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

We're doomed

We're doomed

I have a very bad feeling about this

I have a very bad feeling about this

We're doomed

We're doomed

I got a bad feeling about this

I got a bad feeling about this

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...

Use the Force Luke. Let go!

Use the Force Luke. Let go!

This is some rescue!

This is some rescue!

This is not gonna work

This is not gonna work

Jabba you're a wonderful human being

Jabba you're a wonderful human being

I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen.

I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen.

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power

The Force will be with you. Always.

The Force will be with you. Always.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match...

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match...

Great shot kid, that was one in a million!

Great shot kid, that was one in a million!

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak minded

For over a thousand generations...

For over a thousand generations...

Don't underestimate the Force

Don't underestimate the Force

Don't everyone thank me at once

Don't everyone thank me at once

Don't call me a mindless philosopher...

Don't call me a mindless philosopher...

Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors!

Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments

Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments

No loose wire jokes

No loose wire jokes

May the Force be with us all

May the Force be with us all

Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!

Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!

Crush them! Make them suffer!

Crush them! Make them suffer!

Jedi scum!

Jedi scum!

Flying is for droids!

Flying is for droids!

In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic...

In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic...

I feel so helpless

I feel so helpless

I sense Count Dooku. I sense a trap.

I sense Count Dooku. I sense a trap.

Go I will. Good relations with the Wookies, I have

Go I will. Good relations with the Wookies, I have

Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader

Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader

I do not fear the Dark Side as you do

I do not fear the Dark Side as you do

Can you fly a cruiser like this?

Can you fly a cruiser like this?

General Kenobi. You are a bold one

General Kenobi. You are a bold one

Destroy the Sith we must

Destroy the Sith we must

Death is a natural part of life...

Death is a natural part of life...

Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become

Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become

All right. But you owe me one

All right. But you owe me one

At last, the Jedi are no more!

At last, the Jedi are no more!

Another happy landing

Another happy landing

Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil

Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil

The oppression of the Sith will never return!

The oppression of the Sith will never return!

You were the chosen one!

You were the chosen one!

You turned her against me!

You turned her against me!

We lost something

We lost something

R2 will be along in a few moments and then...

R2 will be along in a few moments and then...

So uncivilized

So uncivilized

Oh, I have a bad feeling about this

Oh, I have a bad feeling about this

Obi-Wan, may the force be with you

Obi-Wan, may the force be with you

Master Skywalker. There are too many of them.

Master Skywalker. There are too many of them.

Noooooooo!

Noooooooo!

My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count

My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count

Into exile I must go. Failed I have

Into exile I must go. Failed I have

This is such a drag

This is such a drag

I will be the most powerful Jedi ever!

I will be the most powerful Jedi ever!

There's been some terrible mistake!

There's been some terrible mistake!

The council is confident in its decision, Obi-Wan

The council is confident in its decision, Obi-Wan

I wasn't strong enough to save you mom

I wasn't strong enough to save you mom

She can't do that! Shoot her... Or something

She can't do that! Shoot her... Or something

Patience. Use the Force. Think.

Patience. Use the Force. Think.

I sense it too!

I sense it too!

Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden.

Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden.

Obi Wan's gonna kill me

Obi Wan's gonna kill me

Machines making machines. How perverse

Machines making machines. How perverse

I killed them. I killed them all.

I killed them. I killed them all.

Jedi business. Go back to your drinks

Jedi business. Go back to your drinks

As you see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours.

As you see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours.

And as my first act with this new authority...

And as my first act with this new authority...

I've got a bad feeling about this

I've got a bad feeling about this

Anakin, may the force be with you

Anakin, may the force be with you

I hate it when he does that

I hate it when he does that

You're not all powerful, Ani

You're not all powerful, Ani

It's all Obi Wan's fault!

It's all Obi Wan's fault!

You call this a diplomatic solution?

You call this a diplomatic solution?

It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided...

It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided...

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations

When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations

I do hope he doesn't try anything foolish

I do hope he doesn't try anything foolish

What took you so long?

What took you so long?

I'm a slow learner

I'm a slow learner

What if I told you that the Republic...

What if I told you that the Republic...

This weapon is your life

This weapon is your life

If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques...

If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques...

Do you think it will really come to war?

Do you think it will really come to war?

This party's over

This party's over

For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking

For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking

Concentrate all your fire on the nearest starship

Concentrate all your fire on the nearest starship

Cloners. Are they friendly?

Cloners. Are they friendly?

Die Jedi dogs!

Die Jedi dogs!

May the force be with you

May the force be with you

May the Force be with you

May the Force be with you

Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs

Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs

I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt!

I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt!

I sense much fear in you

I sense much fear in you

I have a bad feeling about this

I have a bad feeling about this

I can only protect you, I cannot fight a war for you

I can only protect you, I cannot fight a war for you

I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked"?

I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked"?

Hello, I am C 3PO, human cyborg relations

Hello, I am C 3PO, human cyborg relations

Greed can be a powerful ally

Greed can be a powerful ally

Fear is the path to the Dark Side

Fear is the path to the Dark Side

Don't do that again

Don't do that again

Do not defy the council, Master, not again

Do not defy the council, Master, not again

Are you an angel?

Are you an angel?

Always two there are, no more, no less.

Always two there are, no more, no less.

A communications disruption could mean only one thing...

A communications disruption could mean only one thing...

Always remember: Your focus determines your reality

Always remember: Your focus determines your reality