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The Forgotten City: Your... scripting???... is broken?

The Forgotten City: Your... scripting???... is broken?

The Forgotten City: AAH, OWW, OOOH, OWAAH, UNGH

The Forgotten City: AAH, OWW, OOOH, OWAAH, UNGH

Red Dead Redemption: True Ending

Red Dead Redemption: True Ending

INDUSTRIA: Am I playing this right?

INDUSTRIA: Am I playing this right?

The Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds: Your low-effort filler collectible bullshit is undeniable

The Legend of Zelda A Link Between Worlds: Your low-effort filler collectible bullshit is undeniable

DEATHLOOP: Your cutscene is stupid

DEATHLOOP: Your cutscene is stupid

Dragon Quest VIII: Your direction sucks

Dragon Quest VIII: Your direction sucks

Icewind Dale II: Your encounter design is stupid

Icewind Dale II: Your encounter design is stupid

Hitman 3: I present to you... the 1945 Grand Paladin

Hitman 3: I present to you... the 1945 Grand Paladin

Persona 5: shut up shut up shut up

Persona 5: shut up shut up shut up

Persona 5: Let's not do that today

Persona 5: Let's not do that today

HROT: Your save-scumming level design is stupid

HROT: Your save-scumming level design is stupid

HROT: Your selectively invulnerable loader truck is stupid

HROT: Your selectively invulnerable loader truck is stupid

Spiritfarer: This is boring

Spiritfarer: This is boring

Spiritfarer: This is boring

Spiritfarer: This is boring

Call of the Sea: Your EULA, or something, is stupid

Call of the Sea: Your EULA, or something, is stupid

Void Bastards: Your logo screen is stupid

Unreal: Your input reading is stupid

Unreal: Your input reading is stupid

Death Stranding: This is boring

Death Stranding: This is boring

Death Stranding: Your 21% is stupid

Death Stranding: Your 21% is stupid

The Deadly Tower of Monsters: I'm always down for a good dick. Joke.

The Deadly Tower of Monsters: I'm always down for a good dick. Joke.

Metro Exodus: Your QTE final boss fight is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your QTE final boss fight is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your... I don't know what to title this one

Metro Exodus: Your... I don't know what to title this one

Metro Exodus: Your cutscene gravity is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your cutscene gravity is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your teleporting bear is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your teleporting bear is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your foliage is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your foliage is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your obvious yet unavoidable trap is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your obvious yet unavoidable trap is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your scripted scene is stupid. All of them are stupid.

Metro Exodus: Your scripted scene is stupid. All of them are stupid.

Metro Exodus: Your vehicle is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your vehicle is stupid

Metro Exodus: "They won't jump us with lights still on."

Metro Exodus: "They won't jump us with lights still on."

Metro Exodus: Your silent protagonist is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your silent protagonist is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your deadly invisible walls are stupid

Metro Exodus: Your deadly invisible walls are stupid

Metro Exodus: Your game is overflowing with stupid bullshit

Metro Exodus: Your game is overflowing with stupid bullshit

Metro Exodus: Your cutscene is stupid

Metro Exodus: Your cutscene is stupid

Metro Exodus: What were you thinking?

Metro Exodus: What were you thinking?

Ghost of a Tale: Your mechanics are stupid

Ghost of a Tale: Your mechanics are stupid

Alba - A Wildlife Adventure: Your, ahem, camera has a mind of its own

Alba - A Wildlife Adventure: Your, ahem, camera has a mind of its own

Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order: Your ground is stupid

Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order: Your ground is stupid

Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order: Mild rotation is deadly

Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order: Mild rotation is deadly

Spirit of the North: This is boring

Spirit of the North: This is boring

Gloomhaven: Your authentication process is stupid

Gloomhaven: Your authentication process is stupid

Submerged Hidden Depths: Your walking is stupid

Submerged Hidden Depths: Your walking is stupid

Gothic II: Your combat is so indefensibly awful that it's difficult to even process

Gothic II: Your combat is so indefensibly awful that it's difficult to even process

Gothic II: Your AI is extraordinary

Gothic II: Your AI is extraordinary

Gothic II: Bless Me

Gothic II: Bless Me

Gothic II: Your swimming animation is stupid

Gothic II: Your swimming animation is stupid

Gothic II: Your combat is an abomination

Gothic II: Your combat is an abomination

Ico: This is boring

Ico: This is boring

Ico: Your escort is stupid

Ico: Your escort is stupid

Just Die Already: Your totally unnecessary online-only requirement is stupid

Just Die Already: Your totally unnecessary online-only requirement is stupid

AMID EVIL: Attacked through solid walls

AMID EVIL: Attacked through solid walls

AMID EVIL: Your visibility is stupid

AMID EVIL: Your visibility is stupid

Silent Hill: Your bullshit is stupid

Silent Hill: Your bullshit is stupid

Silent Hill: Your gameplay is the worst of all time

Silent Hill: Your gameplay is the worst of all time

Drakengard 2: Win the battle, lose the cutscene

Drakengard 2: Win the battle, lose the cutscene

Little Nightmares: Your line of sight is stupid

Little Nightmares: Your line of sight is stupid

Dragon Force: Your digestive system is stupid

Dragon Force: Your digestive system is stupid

The guy from RATT kicking for 10 minutes

The guy from RATT kicking for 10 minutes

Outer Wilds: Your autopilot is stupid

Outer Wilds: Your autopilot is stupid

Star Wars Republic Commando: It's your fault you're not clairvoyant

Star Wars Republic Commando: It's your fault you're not clairvoyant

Wasteland 3: Your walls are stupid

Wasteland 3: Your walls are stupid

Wasteland 3: Thou shalt not sneak

Wasteland 3: Thou shalt not sneak

Wasteland 3: Your scripting is terrible

Wasteland 3: Your scripting is terrible

Wasteland 3: Your stealth doesn't work

Wasteland 3: Your stealth doesn't work

Lifeless Planet: You are not Mario

Lifeless Planet: You are not Mario

Yooka-Laylee: Your walls are stupid

Yooka-Laylee: Your walls are stupid

Sleeping Dogs: Death by a Thousand Cuts

Sleeping Dogs: Death by a Thousand Cuts

Sleeping Dogs: Knives are rubber

Sleeping Dogs: Knives are rubber

Marathon 2: You're in my way, sir.

Marathon 2: You're in my way, sir.

Marathon 2: Wrist flick of mass destruction

Marathon 2: Wrist flick of mass destruction

Marathon: Limited neck mobility

Marathon: Limited neck mobility

A Plague Tale Innocence: This is boring

A Plague Tale Innocence: This is boring

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild: Your stealth is an abomination

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild: Your stealth is an abomination

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild: Your cutscene is stupid

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild: Your cutscene is stupid

Planescape Torment: Your cutscene is stupid

Planescape Torment: Your cutscene is stupid

Halo Reach: Your game design is stupid

Halo Reach: Your game design is stupid

Halo Reach: I think I broke it

Halo Reach: I think I broke it

Halo Reach: It is awful

Halo Reach: It is awful

Halo 3 ODST: That was embarrassing

Halo 3 ODST: That was embarrassing

Halo 2 Anniversary: Wear your seatbelt, kids

Halo 2 Anniversary: Wear your seatbelt, kids

Halo 2 Anniversary: Your melee is stupid

Halo 2 Anniversary: Your melee is stupid

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary: Your bullets are stupid

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary: Your bullets are stupid

The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess: Typical Zelda Bullshit

The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess: Typical Zelda Bullshit

The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker: Your open world is stupid

The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker: Your open world is stupid

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time: Your cutscene is stupid

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time: Your cutscene is stupid

The Last Story: Try not to let them see you.

The Last Story: Try not to let them see you.

The Last Story: Your mouths are stupid

The Last Story: Your mouths are stupid

The Last Story: Your bananas are lethal

The Last Story: Your bananas are lethal

The Last Story: Cutscene incompetence is the worst

The Last Story: Cutscene incompetence is the worst

The Last Story: Am I just supposed to pick my nose until the dialog is finished?

The Last Story: Am I just supposed to pick my nose until the dialog is finished?

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Nintendo still sucks at 3D cameras.

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Nintendo still sucks at 3D cameras.

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Et Tu, Mario? Invisible walls in a platforming game

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Et Tu, Mario? Invisible walls in a platforming game

Hexen II: Your boat is stupid

Hexen II: Your boat is stupid

Kingpin Life of Crime: Your everything is stupid

Kingpin Life of Crime: Your everything is stupid

Super Mario Galaxy: Your hit detection is stupid

Super Mario Galaxy: Your hit detection is stupid

Super Mario Sunshine: Your camera is stupid

Super Mario Sunshine: Your camera is stupid

Deus Ex: Anna Navarre blew herself up! No, really, I'm innocent!

Deus Ex: Anna Navarre blew herself up! No, really, I'm innocent!

Control: Your protagonist forgot to exist

Control: Your protagonist forgot to exist

Control: I ran the numbers myself.

Control: I ran the numbers myself.

Control: Your optimization is stupid

Control: Your optimization is stupid

XIII: There is no end to the terrible

XIII: There is no end to the terrible

XIII: Don't play this game.

XIII: Don't play this game.

XIII: Your tutorial and game are stupid

XIII: Your tutorial and game are stupid

Arc Rise Fantasia: The Only Good Part of the Game

Arc Rise Fantasia: The Only Good Part of the Game

Nier Automata: Baddies don't get a cutscene, but I do.

Nier Automata: Baddies don't get a cutscene, but I do.

NieR Automata: How Exciting.

NieR Automata: How Exciting.

Half Life: Your game design is stupid

Half Life: Your game design is stupid

Half Life: Nice Invisible Wall You've Got There

Half Life: Nice Invisible Wall You've Got There

Half Life: Your scientists are stupid

Half Life: Your scientists are stupid

Sonic Mania: Your hitbox is stupid

Sonic Mania: Your hitbox is stupid

Sonic Mania: Your bumper is stupid

Sonic Mania: Your bumper is stupid

Star Wars Republic Commando: Your squad is stupid

Star Wars Republic Commando: Your squad is stupid

Star Wars Republic Commando: Your script is stupid

Star Wars Republic Commando: Your script is stupid

Torchlight: Stairs are Hard

Torchlight: Stairs are Hard

Resident Evil Revelations 2: How to Stealth

Resident Evil Revelations 2: How to Stealth

Resident Evil Revelations 2: Your video game storytelling is stupid

Resident Evil Revelations 2: Your video game storytelling is stupid

Resident Evil Revelations: I have my reasons

Resident Evil Revelations: I have my reasons

Resident Evil 7: Your video game storytelling is stupid, Exhibit B

Resident Evil 7: Your video game storytelling is stupid, Exhibit B

Resident Evil 7: Press F to Die

Resident Evil 7: Press F to Die

Resident Evil 7: Your video game storytelling is stupid, Exhibit A

Resident Evil 7: Your video game storytelling is stupid, Exhibit A

Borderlands 3: Your damage is stupid

Borderlands 3: Your damage is stupid

Borderlands 3: The Pinnacle of Gaming

Borderlands 3: The Pinnacle of Gaming

Resident Evil 2 Remake: Your encounters are stupid, Exhibit B

Resident Evil 2 Remake: Your encounters are stupid, Exhibit B

Resident Evil 2 Remake: Your encounters are stupid, Exhibit A

Resident Evil 2 Remake: Your encounters are stupid, Exhibit A

Resident Evil 6: Your math is stupid

Resident Evil 6: Your math is stupid

Resident Evil 6: Your everything is stupid

Resident Evil 6: Your everything is stupid

Mirror's Edge Catalyst: The Legally Blind Parkour Artist

Mirror's Edge Catalyst: The Legally Blind Parkour Artist

Vampyr: Vision is Optional

Vampyr: Vision is Optional