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Kids Shamed After Parents Discover Facebook And Start 'Acting Like Dicks'

Kids Shamed After Parents Discover Facebook And Start 'Acting Like Dicks'

Mass Recall Issued After News Teleprompters Malfunction

Mass Recall Issued After News Teleprompters Malfunction

Silvio Berlusconi 'Not Criminal', Will 'Break Your F**king Kneecaps' To Prove It

Silvio Berlusconi 'Not Criminal', Will 'Break Your F**king Kneecaps' To Prove It

Kim Jong-un Insists Giant Freeze Ray Is 'Entirely Peaceful'

Kim Jong-un Insists Giant Freeze Ray Is 'Entirely Peaceful'

Justin Bieber Fights 'Smear' Claims By Estranged Monkey

Justin Bieber Fights 'Smear' Claims By Estranged Monkey

Fracking Company Deny Accidentally Releasing 'Balrog of Morpoth'

Fracking Company Deny Accidentally Releasing 'Balrog of Morpoth'

Equality Laws Mean 'Male News Anchors To Be Redubbed By Women'

Equality Laws Mean 'Male News Anchors To Be Redubbed By Women'

DARPA Scientists Set To Invent 'Time-Machine' Last Thursday

DARPA Scientists Set To Invent 'Time-Machine' Last Thursday

Syrian War Victims Relieved That 'Royal Baby Has Done Solid Poop'

Syrian War Victims Relieved That 'Royal Baby Has Done Solid Poop'

Russian G20 Summit To Include Arm-Wrestling, Bear-Fighting

Russian G20 Summit To Include Arm-Wrestling, Bear-Fighting

Detroit Set To Be Traded For '$6.17, A Strawberry Twizzler And A Couple Of Pokemon Cards'

Detroit Set To Be Traded For '$6.17, A Strawberry Twizzler And A Couple Of Pokemon Cards'

New Hampshire Teen Mortified After New Girlfriend's Parents Fail To 'Get' Ironic T-Shirt

New Hampshire Teen Mortified After New Girlfriend's Parents Fail To 'Get' Ironic T-Shirt

NSA Keen To Catch Up With '1 Remaining Old Lady Whose Bank Details They Don't Have'

NSA Keen To Catch Up With '1 Remaining Old Lady Whose Bank Details They Don't Have'

Really Expensive Scientific Survey Proves That Research Team 'Has Too Much Funding'

Really Expensive Scientific Survey Proves That Research Team 'Has Too Much Funding'

Hollywood 'To Officially Run Out Of Ideas by 2016'

Hollywood 'To Officially Run Out Of Ideas by 2016'

News Subtitling Strike Hits Third Day

News Subtitling Strike Hits Third Day

China Threatens To Block US Exports Of Kim Kardashian

China Threatens To Block US Exports Of Kim Kardashian

Azerbaijan Celebrates Legalization of Human Equine Marriage

Azerbaijan Celebrates Legalization of Human Equine Marriage

Calls For US Gov't Discussion On Internet Pornography Reach Climax

Calls For US Gov't Discussion On Internet Pornography Reach Climax

Literally Nothing Whatsoever Happens In Belgium

Literally Nothing Whatsoever Happens In Belgium

Bankers Cautiously Ask Whether 'It's Ok To Be Greedy Self-Serving Capitalist Parasites Again?'

Bankers Cautiously Ask Whether 'It's Ok To Be Greedy Self-Serving Capitalist Parasites Again?'

New FCC Guidelines Ban Swearwords.

New FCC Guidelines Ban Swearwords.

Drunk Builder Claims House Is 'Supposed To Be Upside-Down'

Drunk Builder Claims House Is 'Supposed To Be Upside-Down'

Barack Obama Absolutely Promises To Close Guantanamo Bay

Barack Obama Absolutely Promises To Close Guantanamo Bay

Kim Jong-Un Bans Forks, Tuesdays, And Delaware

Kim Jong-Un Bans Forks, Tuesdays, And Delaware

JJ Abrams Sanctioned By UN Over 'Threatened Use Of Jar Jar Binks'

JJ Abrams Sanctioned By UN Over 'Threatened Use Of Jar Jar Binks'

Global Warming Miraculously F**king Stops

Global Warming Miraculously F**king Stops

Jilted Scientist Discovers 'Women Have Smaller Brains'

Jilted Scientist Discovers 'Women Have Smaller Brains'

Tajikistan Rejects BetaMax In Favor Of VHS

Tajikistan Rejects BetaMax In Favor Of VHS

Ben Bernanke Misplaces $3.1 Trillion After 'Drunken Night Out'

Ben Bernanke Misplaces $3.1 Trillion After 'Drunken Night Out'

Group Stages Naked Protest Against Naked Protests

Group Stages Naked Protest Against Naked Protests

Every Breaking World Event To Be Sponsored By Pizza Hut

Every Breaking World Event To Be Sponsored By Pizza Hut

Chad Not On Google Maps Due To 'Lack Of Any Discernable Land Features'

Chad Not On Google Maps Due To 'Lack Of Any Discernable Land Features'

Study On Hallucinogens Halted While Researcher Talked Out Of Large Bird's Nest

Study On Hallucinogens Halted While Researcher Talked Out Of Large Bird's Nest

Large Hadron Collider 'Not Taken Over By Sinister Villain Who Plans To Take Over The World'

Large Hadron Collider 'Not Taken Over By Sinister Villain Who Plans To Take Over The World'

Fukushima Scientists Dismiss Sightings Of Fire-Breathing Iguanodon

Fukushima Scientists Dismiss Sightings Of Fire-Breathing Iguanodon

Artist Denies 'My Stupid Ex-Girlfriend' Sculpture Is Offensive

Artist Denies 'My Stupid Ex-Girlfriend' Sculpture Is Offensive

Japanese World Cup Robot 'Unfair'

Japanese World Cup Robot 'Unfair'

Goldman Sachs: Gold Toilets Criticized

Goldman Sachs: Gold Toilets Criticized