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You’re as deep #edgyjokes #comedy #meme

You’re as deep #edgyjokes #comedy #meme

You’re as sharp #edgyjokes #comedy #sarcasm

You’re as sharp #edgyjokes #comedy #sarcasm

You have your entire life #sarcasm #edgyjokes #comedy

You have your entire life #sarcasm #edgyjokes #comedy

You’re just like a Russian doll

You’re just like a Russian doll

You’re like a lighthouse #edgyjokes #comedy #sarcasm

You’re like a lighthouse #edgyjokes #comedy #sarcasm

You’re such a conversation starter #edgyjokes #comedy #sarcasm

You’re such a conversation starter #edgyjokes #comedy #sarcasm

You’re the reason #edgyjokes #comedy #meme

You’re the reason #edgyjokes #comedy #meme

You’ve never really

You’ve never really

Your life

Your life

You've got all the tact

You've got all the tact

Yo mama so old

Yo mama so old

Yo mama so poor

Yo mama so poor

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so stupid

Yo mama’s so stupid

Yo momma so confusing

Yo momma so confusing

You know when you’re with us

You know when you’re with us

You look like the type of person

You look like the type of person

Your home

Your home

Yo mama’s so stupid

Yo mama’s so stupid

Yo momma so ugly

Yo momma so ugly

Yo momma’s so ugly

Yo momma’s so ugly

You act like

You act like

You are an idiot

You are an idiot

You are dumber

You are dumber

You are missing

You are missing

You are more fake

You are more fake

You’re so irritating

You’re so irritating

Your parents

Your parents

You're a loser

You're a loser

You're more fake

You're more fake

You're not smart enough

You're not smart enough

You are evidence

You are evidence

You are proof

You are proof

You are so unattractive

You are so unattractive

You don’t like me

You don’t like me

you have a hidden talent

you have a hidden talent

You have miles to go

You have miles to go

You must have been born

You must have been born

You’re right

You’re right

Your good morning wishes

Your good morning wishes

Your parents really must have been happily married

Your parents really must have been happily married

You must meditate a lot

You must meditate a lot

You say something positive

You say something positive

You should carry a plant around

You should carry a plant around

You’re not pretty enough

You’re not pretty enough

Your crazy is showing

Your crazy is showing

I wish to have superpower

I wish to have superpower

Everybody act stupid every once in a while

Everybody act stupid every once in a while

Every time

Every time

Don't feel bad

Don't feel bad

You're cute

You're cute

Don't be ashamed of who you are

Don't be ashamed of who you are

Don’t you get tired

Don’t you get tired

Don’t hate me because I’m handsome

Don’t hate me because I’m handsome

Do yourself a favor

Do yourself a favor

Do yourself a favor

Do yourself a favor

Cheers to all the dumb people

Cheers to all the dumb people

Give me a minute

Give me a minute

Good story

Good story

Can you fast forward

Can you fast forward

Top 40 Most Savage Roast Insults

Top 40 Most Savage Roast Insults

Have you ever

Have you ever

Only thing bothering me

Only thing bothering me

I am allergic to stupidity

I am allergic to stupidity

I am not ignoring you

I am not ignoring you

I am not ignoring you

I am not ignoring you

I thought I had the flu

I thought I had the flu

When karma comes back to punch you in the face

When karma comes back to punch you in the face

When you look in the mirror

When you look in the mirror

I didn’t change

I didn’t change

I have heels

I have heels

I might be crazy,

I might be crazy,

I thought of you today

I thought of you today

I’m visualizing

I’m visualizing

I can tell you're stupid

I can tell you're stupid

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup

I didn't mean to offend you

I didn't mean to offend you

If ignorance is bliss

If ignorance is bliss

Jesus might love you,

Jesus might love you,

The people who know me the least

The people who know me the least

I didn't mean to push your buttons

I didn't mean to push your buttons

I was hoping for a battle of intelligence

I was hoping for a battle of intelligence

If I had a dollar every time you shut up

If I had a dollar every time you shut up

Keep your nose out of my business

Keep your nose out of my business

look at you

look at you

There are some remarkably dumb people in this world

There are some remarkably dumb people in this world

I don't know

I don't know

I know I make a lot of stupid choices

I know I make a lot of stupid choices

I look at you and think

I look at you and think

I told my therapist about you

I told my therapist about you

If I had a dollar every time you shut up

If I had a dollar every time you shut up

If I were a dog and you were a flower

If I were a dog and you were a flower

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life

You are a pizza

You are a pizza

I'm not trying to make fun of you

I'm not trying to make fun of you

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes,

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes,

Light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound

Roasting you isn’t easy

Roasting you isn’t easy

The truth will set you free

The truth will set you free

You are like a software update

You are like a software update

You have a face

You have a face

Your birth certificate should be an apology letter to your parents

Your birth certificate should be an apology letter to your parents

You're just not pretty enough

You're just not pretty enough

You're not pretty enough

You're not pretty enough

You're so ugly

You're so ugly

I’ve heard a smarter statement

I’ve heard a smarter statement

Your birth certificate

Your birth certificate

I’m not saying you’re ugly

I’m not saying you’re ugly

Most mistakes can be fixed

Most mistakes can be fixed

I know you don't like me

I know you don't like me

I know our son got his brains from you

I know our son got his brains from you

I hope your wife brings a date

I hope your wife brings a date

Don’t you get tired of putting makeup

Don’t you get tired of putting makeup

Look around you

Look around you

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart

So, a thought crossed your mind

So, a thought crossed your mind

You have something on your chin

You have something on your chin

I treasure the time

I treasure the time

I guess if you actually ever spoke your mind

I guess if you actually ever spoke your mind

If you have a problem with me

If you have a problem with me

Since you know it all

Since you know it all

Spreading rumors

Spreading rumors

Of course I’m talking like an idiot

Of course I’m talking like an idiot

When I said how stupid can you be

When I said how stupid can you be

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable

you and your rumors have two things in common

you and your rumors have two things in common

You are so fake

You are so fake

If I offend you in any way

If I offend you in any way

When I met you

When I met you

Why is it acceptable

Why is it acceptable

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years

Let’s agree to disagree

Let’s agree to disagree

I’m not avoiding you

I’m not avoiding you

This message is for you

This message is for you

They say you are what you eat

They say you are what you eat

If idiots could fly

If idiots could fly

Dear lord

Dear lord

Prevent mistakes

Prevent mistakes

I’m sorry

I’m sorry

I’m sorry for whatever I did

I’m sorry for whatever I did

My phone battery

My phone battery

People like you

People like you

I’m not saying I hate you

I’m not saying I hate you

I would like to confirm

I would like to confirm

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown

You look like something

You look like something

Your life is useless

Your life is useless

Why are you looking at me like that

Why are you looking at me like that

Oh I didn’t realize you’re an expert in my life

Oh I didn’t realize you’re an expert in my life

Are you always this stupid

Are you always this stupid

If I wanted

If I wanted

If you don’t like me

If you don’t like me

Stop watching videos online

Stop watching videos online

I think I found your purpose in life

I think I found your purpose in life

Being a d*ck to people

Being a d*ck to people

Your only chance

Your only chance

You’re the reason

You’re the reason

I’m not saying you’re ugly

I’m not saying you’re ugly

And the best part of our relationship is

And the best part of our relationship is

I believe you can achieve anything

I believe you can achieve anything

You’re like the first slice of bread

You’re like the first slice of bread

What are you looking at

What are you looking at

Stop scrolling

Stop scrolling

It must be fun

It must be fun

Accidents happen

Accidents happen

Sarcasm is the ability

Sarcasm is the ability

My phone battery lasts longer

My phone battery lasts longer

Oops, my bad

Oops, my bad

I know it looks like I’m listening to you

I know it looks like I’m listening to you

I’m an acquired taste

I’m an acquired taste

I was today years old

I was today years old

Where did you get your outfit

Where did you get your outfit

You just might be

You just might be

So many people

So many people

My silence doesn't mean I agree with you

My silence doesn't mean I agree with you

Don’t worry

Don’t worry

Wipe that stupid look

Wipe that stupid look

You are more disappointing

You are more disappointing

You have a low IQ

You have a low IQ

You have so many gaps in your teeth

You have so many gaps in your teeth

Your are so annoying

Your are so annoying

This message is for you

This message is for you

She sold her car

She sold her car

Yo mama so old

Yo mama so old

I don’t have a girlfriend

I don’t have a girlfriend

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so dumb

Car wash

Car wash

She sold the house

She sold the house

You should put lipstick

You should put lipstick

If you walk into an antiques store

If you walk into an antiques store

When you stepped on the scale

When you stepped on the scale

You are so old

You are so old

You are so poor

You are so poor

You are so ugly

You are so ugly

Your teeth are so yellow

Your teeth are so yellow

You are so ugly

You are so ugly

You can't be

You can't be