Канал: Jorden J

OF COURSE…🇯🇲✈️

OF COURSE…🇯🇲✈️

He shoulda flung that shoulder & kept his Yardie 🇯🇲 experience to himself! 🤣

He shoulda flung that shoulder & kept his Yardie 🇯🇲 experience to himself! 🤣

I see you, boo!! 👀😅

I see you, boo!! 👀😅

Explains why I’m left alone! 🤣

Explains why I’m left alone! 🤣

I almost missed my stop! 🇯🇲🤣

I almost missed my stop! 🇯🇲🤣

My May Dump! 🌸

My May Dump! 🌸

That’s a huge bxtch!! 👀😪

That’s a huge bxtch!! 👀😪

Dem bwoy need Gyalis class 🕺🏽🇯🇲

Dem bwoy need Gyalis class 🕺🏽🇯🇲

Really…Big Mama??? 😅🤣

Really…Big Mama??? 😅🤣

Raving in a Relationship or Single 💃🏽🇯🇲

Raving in a Relationship or Single 💃🏽🇯🇲

I think we might have an issue bro! 🤣 📸

I think we might have an issue bro! 🤣 📸

It’s his turn next‼️😭😉

It’s his turn next‼️😭😉

First day at work be like…😳🥹😭

First day at work be like…😳🥹😭

Who TF did she Marry?!?🍿

Who TF did she Marry?!?🍿

Did someone send the Duppy 👻 a SIGNAL! 🇯🇲

Did someone send the Duppy 👻 a SIGNAL! 🇯🇲

So predictable 🙅🏽‍♀️😅🇯🇲

So predictable 🙅🏽‍♀️😅🇯🇲

Too tired for all that shyt…😴🤣

Too tired for all that shyt…😴🤣

After a break up 💔😭

After a break up 💔😭

I can’t XSCAPE 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🇯🇲

I can’t XSCAPE 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🇯🇲

That’s WHAT‼️😅

That’s WHAT‼️😅

I had to let him go…🤣

I had to let him go…🤣

There is always one or two! 🤯🤣

There is always one or two! 🤯🤣

I want me Teet Teet! 🤭

I want me Teet Teet! 🤭

Boy, I left no crumbs…👋🏽

Boy, I left no crumbs…👋🏽

Sunday service! 👀🇯🇲

Sunday service! 👀🇯🇲

Sounds like Big People Business! 😯🤣

Sounds like Big People Business! 😯🤣

Dating Chronicles 2023 ♥️

Dating Chronicles 2023 ♥️

Stewpid!! 🫣😭

Stewpid!! 🫣😭

Lef mi alone nah…😅🇯🇲

Lef mi alone nah…😅🇯🇲

Reeeaall Badman 🥷🏽🤣

Reeeaall Badman 🥷🏽🤣

With your hard headed self! 🙆🏽‍♀️

With your hard headed self! 🙆🏽‍♀️

It’s too late for all that…🥴

It’s too late for all that…🥴

Damn!! 😪

Damn!! 😪

I’m going to my Yard!🇯🇲🙄

I’m going to my Yard!🇯🇲🙄

Listen, I’m not playing…⚡️🤣

Listen, I’m not playing…⚡️🤣

DATE DUN‼️🙅🏽‍♀️

DATE DUN‼️🙅🏽‍♀️

Put your back into it! 🙌🏽🤣

Put your back into it! 🙌🏽🤣

Jorden J 🫶🏽 @jsgotjokes

Jorden J 🫶🏽 @jsgotjokes

Single it is….😩

Single it is….😩

Son tell me tomorrow!!😒

Son tell me tomorrow!!😒

Thanks, my child & I both got D-🥹🇯🇲

Thanks, my child & I both got D-🥹🇯🇲

Say something True! 🤭🤣

Say something True! 🤭🤣

Welcome to the real world! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Welcome to the real world! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Those Emails be Poppin’…😰🤯

Those Emails be Poppin’…😰🤯

WHYYY!! 😭

WHYYY!! 😭

Is it Mad dog & Ankle for dinner? 👀🤣

Is it Mad dog & Ankle for dinner? 👀🤣

Honeymoon Period DUN! 🤣😂

Honeymoon Period DUN! 🤣😂

I might have lost my job tho! 🤦🏽‍♀️

I might have lost my job tho! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Should I expect a 2nd date? 💭

Should I expect a 2nd date? 💭

HELP! 😠🤣

HELP! 😠🤣

I’m not even telling Ding!🤭🤣

I’m not even telling Ding!🤭🤣

It’s all going well then?👍🏾🤣

It’s all going well then?👍🏾🤣

It’s harder than I thought!🙄🤣

It’s harder than I thought!🙄🤣

I get so excited!😍🙌🏾🤣

I get so excited!😍🙌🏾🤣

Maybe I’m not ready! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Maybe I’m not ready! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Call me, Pennywise! 🤡

Call me, Pennywise! 🤡

Glad fe it doh!🔥😅

Glad fe it doh!🔥😅

I’ll be OUTSIDE soon guys! 🥲

I’ll be OUTSIDE soon guys! 🥲

Never ready‼️🥴

Never ready‼️🥴

Talk is cheap, what’s the address? 💕

Talk is cheap, what’s the address? 💕

There goes my retail staff discount! 😆

There goes my retail staff discount! 😆

Gotta get that money…😉

Gotta get that money…😉

Denial is a hell of a Drug! 😩🤣

Denial is a hell of a Drug! 😩🤣

He should’ve told me this on a date! 😅🤦🏽‍♀️

He should’ve told me this on a date! 😅🤦🏽‍♀️

HOLD UP!!✌🏾🏃🏾‍♀️💨

HOLD UP!!✌🏾🏃🏾‍♀️💨

Who’s gonna chin check me Boo 💁🏽‍♀️

Who’s gonna chin check me Boo 💁🏽‍♀️

I’m not ready for all that sah!✌🏾🇯🇲

I’m not ready for all that sah!✌🏾🇯🇲

Ain’t I the lucky one! 😂🤣💛

Ain’t I the lucky one! 😂🤣💛

It’s only been 2 days…✌🏾

It’s only been 2 days…✌🏾

Well, me nah come back, no!🤔🇯🇲

Well, me nah come back, no!🤔🇯🇲

As the visitors arrive, music 🔊lock off!🔒🤷🏽‍♀️

As the visitors arrive, music 🔊lock off!🔒🤷🏽‍♀️

Everything in the Dark must come to Light 🤦🏽‍♀️

Everything in the Dark must come to Light 🤦🏽‍♀️

HELL NAH…🙅🏽‍♀️

HELL NAH…🙅🏽‍♀️

Like, send the address through please!! 👋🏽

Like, send the address through please!! 👋🏽

When your boss doesn’t approve time off ✈️ 🇯🇲

When your boss doesn’t approve time off ✈️ 🇯🇲

I’m not bawling over nah man!🥹

I’m not bawling over nah man!🥹

COME OFF MUM‼️🤦🏽‍♀️

COME OFF MUM‼️🤦🏽‍♀️

Say it again! Say something else! 🍃😳😮‍💨

Say it again! Say something else! 🍃😳😮‍💨

I’m sure his missing me! 😊🤧

I’m sure his missing me! 😊🤧

I DON’T KNOW YOU MANNN!😅

I DON’T KNOW YOU MANNN!😅

It’s Crazy‼️#jhus

It’s Crazy‼️#jhus

How times have changed‼️

How times have changed‼️

IT’S SO HARRDD…🥹

IT’S SO HARRDD…🥹

This is why I can’t hear in class!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🔊

This is why I can’t hear in class!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🔊

WRAP IT UP❕

WRAP IT UP❕

Security had him Drift to the gates!🫣🤣

Security had him Drift to the gates!🫣🤣

WRAP IT UP!!🥹🤣

WRAP IT UP!!🥹🤣

It’s not an easy road…🥹🎬

It’s not an easy road…🥹🎬

WHERE THEY FIND THIS ??👀

WHERE THEY FIND THIS ??👀

Loc Barrel Twist Style✨ @JordiLocs

Loc Barrel Twist Style✨ @JordiLocs

FIRST OF ALL…🤨

FIRST OF ALL…🤨

ALL MI TEET TRIMBLE…😭

ALL MI TEET TRIMBLE…😭

Where My BiG ForeHeaD✨gang @

Where My BiG ForeHeaD✨gang @

I’m not impressed 😒

I’m not impressed 😒

BAE… this is too much!! 🙄

BAE… this is too much!! 🙄

When he didn’t look the same on FaceTime…🤳🏾

When he didn’t look the same on FaceTime…🤳🏾

This is my real hair, it grew…🌱✨

This is my real hair, it grew…🌱✨

Trust the Process • Embrace the Journey🌱

Trust the Process • Embrace the Journey🌱

It’s a Henna Tat, Ma!!😅 #shorts

It’s a Henna Tat, Ma!!😅 #shorts

Dem inna di Technology World yuh kno…🇯🇲

Dem inna di Technology World yuh kno…🇯🇲

DON’T CHEAT ON YOUR BARBER…💈🤣

DON’T CHEAT ON YOUR BARBER…💈🤣

BADMAN DON’T WASH DISHES🥷🏾🇯🇲UNTIL…

BADMAN DON’T WASH DISHES🥷🏾🇯🇲UNTIL…

2021 vs 2022 😮‍💨🤣

2021 vs 2022 😮‍💨🤣

Can You Relate….🇯🇲

Can You Relate….🇯🇲

BLOCK & DELETE…😮‍💨 #shorts

BLOCK & DELETE…😮‍💨 #shorts

Someone tell him to CALL ME…😪🤧

Someone tell him to CALL ME…😪🤧

🤳🏾Why over 1,000 pics are saved in my phone…

🤳🏾Why over 1,000 pics are saved in my phone…

CAN’T CATCH ME..🫣🤣

CAN’T CATCH ME..🫣🤣

You like this one 📸 #shorts

You like this one 📸 #shorts

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central…🧃

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central…🧃

Living with a Jamaican🇯🇲 parent be like….

Living with a Jamaican🇯🇲 parent be like….

Feeling like a Bad B!💜

Feeling like a Bad B!💜

First Date with the Hottest Footballer 🔥Girrlll…

First Date with the Hottest Footballer 🔥Girrlll…

Spicy Cheese must be Chipotle 🧀🤣

Spicy Cheese must be Chipotle 🧀🤣

An it’s only just started…😩😭

An it’s only just started…😩😭

In who’s mouth, bwoi you wan Teeth? RELAX…🫢🇯🇲

In who’s mouth, bwoi you wan Teeth? RELAX…🫢🇯🇲

MY TEACHER HAD VIBES! 🤣🇯🇲 It was a #sweetbounce ✌🏾

MY TEACHER HAD VIBES! 🤣🇯🇲 It was a #sweetbounce ✌🏾

Let me tell YOU something 😂 Now you WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 😫

Let me tell YOU something 😂 Now you WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 😫

BIG WOMAN TING! 🥹

BIG WOMAN TING! 🥹

BEFORE THE DANCE YUH NO…🇯🇲 We didn’t go anywhere!!

BEFORE THE DANCE YUH NO…🇯🇲 We didn’t go anywhere!!

Nyam to dam faas…🇯🇲🥺

Nyam to dam faas…🇯🇲🥺

Cha!! 🥺🔥 #shorts

Cha!! 🥺🔥 #shorts

These Babies know how to use FaceTime now! 👶🏾😂

These Babies know how to use FaceTime now! 👶🏾😂

HELP‼️🇬🇧

HELP‼️🇬🇧

DEM LOVE KILL DEH VIBES EH…🇯🇲🦶

DEM LOVE KILL DEH VIBES EH…🇯🇲🦶

PART 4 - MAN CAN’T CATCH A BREAK!!😩 GOT HER NUMBER DOH…👍🏾😂

PART 4 - MAN CAN’T CATCH A BREAK!!😩 GOT HER NUMBER DOH…👍🏾😂

PART 3 - IF SHOPS SHUT MANS NOT GOIN’ BACK HOME, FAM…😭

PART 3 - IF SHOPS SHUT MANS NOT GOIN’ BACK HOME, FAM…😭

LAWWD AH SHE DAT? 🤦🏾‍♂️😩🇯🇲

LAWWD AH SHE DAT? 🤦🏾‍♂️😩🇯🇲

PART 2 - I’M NOT EVEN GETTIN’ ON THAT BUS AGAIN… 🥺 FORGET THAT! 😭

PART 2 - I’M NOT EVEN GETTIN’ ON THAT BUS AGAIN… 🥺 FORGET THAT! 😭

How em always find ME?🇯🇲

How em always find ME?🇯🇲

PART 1 - I’M NOT EVEN GOIN’ SCHOOL TOMORROW 🥺 FORGET THAT! 😭

PART 1 - I’M NOT EVEN GOIN’ SCHOOL TOMORROW 🥺 FORGET THAT! 😭

I was checking if McD’s was still open! 😳

I was checking if McD’s was still open! 😳

Two Can Play That Game…🤔🙅🏽‍♀️

Two Can Play That Game…🤔🙅🏽‍♀️

WHY SHE ALWAYS SOO EARLY!?! 🥺🤣

WHY SHE ALWAYS SOO EARLY!?! 🥺🤣

You Finally Tell The Family🤰🏽But You Know How They Are….😅

You Finally Tell The Family🤰🏽But You Know How They Are….😅

HIS RIGHT ON TIME…🙌🏾

HIS RIGHT ON TIME…🙌🏾

Say nothingg…🤰🏽😂😂

Say nothingg…🤰🏽😂😂

You can’t ramp with my bredrin’ you nah…😤

You can’t ramp with my bredrin’ you nah…😤

Forgot I was back in the Office! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤘🏾

Forgot I was back in the Office! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤘🏾

WHEN HIM FULL OF CHAT!🤑🇯🇲

WHEN HIM FULL OF CHAT!🤑🇯🇲

He said these lyrics could get us out the hood! 🇬🇧

He said these lyrics could get us out the hood! 🇬🇧

Why she still single 🔥

Why she still single 🔥

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO GRANDMA…🤭

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO GRANDMA…🤭

Someone Come Get Your Man….😏🇯🇲

Someone Come Get Your Man….😏🇯🇲

DEM A HIDE AN EAT DI…👩🏽‍⚖️😩

DEM A HIDE AN EAT DI…👩🏽‍⚖️😩

CHURCH AIN’T IT…😩⛪️😅

CHURCH AIN’T IT…😩⛪️😅

Tell a gyal feh gweh! 🇯🇲👋🏽

Tell a gyal feh gweh! 🇯🇲👋🏽

Wen yuh Date nuh ugly, him just haard feh look pun…🇯🇲🥴

Wen yuh Date nuh ugly, him just haard feh look pun…🇯🇲🥴

That Friday Feeling…🇯🇲

That Friday Feeling…🇯🇲

Yup I had to jump on it!!🇯🇲 AH DEH TEACHA….Dem words deh….😩

Yup I had to jump on it!!🇯🇲 AH DEH TEACHA….Dem words deh….😩

You Got it…🤣

You Got it…🤣

WHOLE HEAP!! 😬🇯🇲

WHOLE HEAP!! 😬🇯🇲

TELL DEM DIS….🇯🇲

TELL DEM DIS….🇯🇲

Badmind, shi cud ave let mi ave mi moment…🤷🏽‍♀️🇯🇲

Badmind, shi cud ave let mi ave mi moment…🤷🏽‍♀️🇯🇲

GIRL, U JUS CAPTURE MY SOUL…💔

GIRL, U JUS CAPTURE MY SOUL…💔

Feh Chuu? 🇯🇲🙅🏽‍♀️

Feh Chuu? 🇯🇲🙅🏽‍♀️

Uno gweh man…🇯🇲🌋

Uno gweh man…🇯🇲🌋

Rest Yuhself….🙄🇯🇲

Rest Yuhself….🙄🇯🇲

TikTok Uncle, shi sick of it now man! 🇯🇲

TikTok Uncle, shi sick of it now man! 🇯🇲

Mi haffi cuss dat…☕️ 🇯🇲

Mi haffi cuss dat…☕️ 🇯🇲

Tell me baby, would you slide for me?

Tell me baby, would you slide for me?

Bing BONG! 🔥🤣

Bing BONG! 🔥🤣

We Broke, yuh hear!! 🇯🇲😢🎄

We Broke, yuh hear!! 🇯🇲😢🎄

Love You Really Sis…💕🤦🏽‍♀️

Love You Really Sis…💕🤦🏽‍♀️

CAUSE AFTER ALL….🇯🇲

CAUSE AFTER ALL….🇯🇲

DEM NAH CATCH ME….💨✈️ I must delete that number!!

DEM NAH CATCH ME….💨✈️ I must delete that number!!

Gyal gweh…🇯🇲 That’s Mine!!

Gyal gweh…🇯🇲 That’s Mine!!

📚But there really on Social Media‼️🇯🇲

📚But there really on Social Media‼️🇯🇲

FRIEND: Only thing he got is CATFISH QUALITIES…

FRIEND: Only thing he got is CATFISH QUALITIES…

Co-parenting Be Like…😡🤦🏽‍♀️😅🇯🇲

Co-parenting Be Like…😡🤦🏽‍♀️😅🇯🇲

She cud at least use a phone!📱IT’S A BIG TING! 🇯🇲🍆

She cud at least use a phone!📱IT’S A BIG TING! 🇯🇲🍆

Ladies, WE DO NOT CARE!!👁 Love your Natural Hair 💕

Ladies, WE DO NOT CARE!!👁 Love your Natural Hair 💕

Do You Think He Will Call Me Back? 🇯🇲

Do You Think He Will Call Me Back? 🇯🇲

Homeless: FOOD ❎ vs MONEY ✅ Nah ina that mate! Smh….

Homeless: FOOD ❎ vs MONEY ✅ Nah ina that mate! Smh….

But she’s not leaving with just her clothes…👀 MY DAD! 🤦🏾‍♂️

But she’s not leaving with just her clothes…👀 MY DAD! 🤦🏾‍♂️

Damm Ma! I was just talking to my new friends…😩

Damm Ma! I was just talking to my new friends…😩

BUT EM TEK OVER DEH WHOLE THING! 🇯🇲

BUT EM TEK OVER DEH WHOLE THING! 🇯🇲

He asked for a Relationship?🔐💗

He asked for a Relationship?🔐💗

YOU BRIGHT…💋🇯🇲🦟

YOU BRIGHT…💋🇯🇲🦟

An You Have To Check His Big Bro About His Advice…?

An You Have To Check His Big Bro About His Advice…?

HAIR DAY!! #Locs 🐙

HAIR DAY!! #Locs 🐙

When You Don’t Have Any Man Problems 🇯🇲👀😂

When You Don’t Have Any Man Problems 🇯🇲👀😂

LOVE ISLAND 💕 Contestants who never made it to the Villa…🏝

LOVE ISLAND 💕 Contestants who never made it to the Villa…🏝

When Momma Got Moves Too! 🇯🇲

When Momma Got Moves Too! 🇯🇲

Ready To Get it Started! 🌞 Stay Hydrated💦

Ready To Get it Started! 🌞 Stay Hydrated💦

VACCINE vs VACATION‼️| PART 2 🇯🇲😩

VACCINE vs VACATION‼️| PART 2 🇯🇲😩

Not By Me B….! 😂😩

Not By Me B….! 😂😩

VACCINE vs VACATION‼️| PART 1 🇯🇲😭

VACCINE vs VACATION‼️| PART 1 🇯🇲😭

When The Bus Can’t Come Quick Enough…Him again! 🇯🇲🤦🏽‍♀️

When The Bus Can’t Come Quick Enough…Him again! 🇯🇲🤦🏽‍♀️

When Man Change Up!🇯🇲😭

When Man Change Up!🇯🇲😭

When You Shampoo Your Locs! ❤️

When You Shampoo Your Locs! ❤️

She Get’s The Vibe👍🏾 We Left The Customers Confused… 😭

She Get’s The Vibe👍🏾 We Left The Customers Confused… 😭

He Got Too Comfortable, Too Soon!!😩

He Got Too Comfortable, Too Soon!!😩

What Made You Think You Was Getting Takeout? 🍔🍟🥤

What Made You Think You Was Getting Takeout? 🍔🍟🥤

Your Phone Always Unvail - Unavailable Brudda...🇯🇲 😂

Your Phone Always Unvail - Unavailable Brudda...🇯🇲 😂

When Him A Chat Him Sweet Lyrics And Still Cyaan Get Thru....🇯🇲 | 😂😭

When Him A Chat Him Sweet Lyrics And Still Cyaan Get Thru....🇯🇲 | 😂😭

Responses You Will Get From a Jamaican Babyfather...🇯🇲 | 😂😩

Responses You Will Get From a Jamaican Babyfather...🇯🇲 | 😂😩

Responses You Will Get From a Jamaican Babysitter...🇯🇲😭

Responses You Will Get From a Jamaican Babysitter...🇯🇲😭

How it is every Payday...😬 #shorts

How it is every Payday...😬 #shorts

Working From Home Be Like...🆘

Working From Home Be Like...🆘