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La vie ordinaire de Monsieur Fichier

La vie ordinaire de Monsieur Fichier

“Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again... resurrected”

“Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again... resurrected”

« L'intelligence, ç'pô un avantage, lô. C't'un handicap. »

« L'intelligence, ç'pô un avantage, lô. C't'un handicap. »

"I am now an expert blacksmith with several STDs and a broken heart"

"I am now an expert blacksmith with several STDs and a broken heart"

"A Feminist Masterpiece"

"A Feminist Masterpiece"

"Maybe it's time we all stop trying to outsmart the truth and let it have its day"

"Maybe it's time we all stop trying to outsmart the truth and let it have its day"

"What Happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're looking at it."

"What Happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're looking at it."

"Morty, you're bad at math, but I'm giving you an A-plus in confidence!"

"Morty, you're bad at math, but I'm giving you an A-plus in confidence!"

Stop trying to control everything and just let go!

Stop trying to control everything and just let go!

"I am finally complete!"

"I am finally complete!"

"Hungry for Apples?"

"Hungry for Apples?"

"One pussy plus two pussies makes a bunch of pussies"

"One pussy plus two pussies makes a bunch of pussies"

"If we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be... you?"

"If we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be... you?"

"Five Times Nine Is At Least Forty!"

"Five Times Nine Is At Least Forty!"

José Bové : « Le loup végétarien n'existe pas »

José Bové : « Le loup végétarien n'existe pas »

Jean-Marc Moriceau : le mythe du « gentil loup »

Jean-Marc Moriceau : le mythe du « gentil loup »

Survivance de la fête païenne des plantes dans les Alpes autrichiennes

Survivance de la fête païenne des plantes dans les Alpes autrichiennes

For a lot of years, I believed that the quality of my work would get me what I deserved

For a lot of years, I believed that the quality of my work would get me what I deserved

« Le retour du loup favorise l'élevage industriel »

« Le retour du loup favorise l'élevage industriel »

"It's only hubris if I fail"

"It's only hubris if I fail"

« Avoir un métier tue toute activité créatrice »

« Avoir un métier tue toute activité créatrice »

« Beaucoup de gens comme vous pensent qu'il faut remplacer la Justice par la psychiatrie »

« Beaucoup de gens comme vous pensent qu'il faut remplacer la Justice par la psychiatrie »

« La France des Gilets Jaunes ne sait plus où elle habite »

« La France des Gilets Jaunes ne sait plus où elle habite »

"I never saved anything for the swim back"

"I never saved anything for the swim back"

« La Justice n'est plus que l'application bornée de la Loi »

« La Justice n'est plus que l'application bornée de la Loi »

« Vive le Québec libre » c'est comme « Je vous ai compris », ça marche à tous les coups !

« Vive le Québec libre » c'est comme « Je vous ai compris », ça marche à tous les coups !

“Bad luck either destroys you... or it makes you the man you really are”

“Bad luck either destroys you... or it makes you the man you really are”

“The mockingbird was singing the car alarm”

“The mockingbird was singing the car alarm”

La Vie à Crédit

La Vie à Crédit

But de Serge Blanc (Olympique Lyonnais) contre Helsinki, Coupe UEFA 1999

But de Serge Blanc (Olympique Lyonnais) contre Helsinki, Coupe UEFA 1999

Dream big, they say

Dream big, they say

History Class

History Class

“We tried everything to get rid of snails. We never thought of a Frenchman”

“We tried everything to get rid of snails. We never thought of a Frenchman”

“The real power isn't in the White House”

“The real power isn't in the White House”

“A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy” (“Fargo”)

“A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy” (“Fargo”)

“You can smell the Ocean”

“You can smell the Ocean”

“She turned out to be a Nigerian man who wanted money”

“She turned out to be a Nigerian man who wanted money”

“It takes real guts to see the hopelessness”

“It takes real guts to see the hopelessness”

“We tried to poison you because you deserve to die!”

“We tried to poison you because you deserve to die!”

I Am the One Who Knocks

I Am the One Who Knocks

“A man provides... even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved”

“A man provides... even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved”

“You have your father's eyes... unfortunately”

“You have your father's eyes... unfortunately”

"I did it for me. I liked it, I was good at it, and I was really... I was alive"

"I did it for me. I liked it, I was good at it, and I was really... I was alive"

The Creation of Adam's Anatomical Interpretation

The Creation of Adam's Anatomical Interpretation

The human intellect is like peacock feathers

The human intellect is like peacock feathers

Chasing cash we don't need and spending every dime trying to stay alive... American Dream...

Chasing cash we don't need and spending every dime trying to stay alive... American Dream...

“The Most Dangerous Gang of All: Old White Money”

“The Most Dangerous Gang of All: Old White Money”

“L'Italia è un paese da distruggere, un posto bello e inutile, destinato a morire.”

“L'Italia è un paese da distruggere, un posto bello e inutile, destinato a morire.”

Roman Bernard Live Stream

Roman Bernard Live Stream

Any Man Who Must Say “I Am the King” Is No True King

Any Man Who Must Say “I Am the King” Is No True King

Power Resides Where Men Believe it Resides

Power Resides Where Men Believe it Resides

Francis Underwood on the Superiority of Political Power over Money

Francis Underwood on the Superiority of Political Power over Money

The World Needs Bad Men

The World Needs Bad Men

We Get the World we Deserve

We Get the World we Deserve

Louis C.K. on real estate brokers

Louis C.K. on real estate brokers

Your problem is you've spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t

Your problem is you've spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t

There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne

There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne

Le vin mondialisé, une bulle spéculative

Le vin mondialisé, une bulle spéculative

Au dessus de la mêlée c'est propre, mais y a pas d'air

Au dessus de la mêlée c'est propre, mais y a pas d'air

Islande VS. Danemark

Islande VS. Danemark

Podcast de Télérama sur « Marseille » de Netflix

Podcast de Télérama sur « Marseille » de Netflix

Revocation

Revocation

Don Draper on Happiness

Don Draper on Happiness

The First Rule of Robot Club

The First Rule of Robot Club

Butch Coolidge VS. Vincent Vega

Butch Coolidge VS. Vincent Vega

Frenchman tasting English wine

Frenchman tasting English wine

The orange is so bright, it's almost bleeding into the air around him

The orange is so bright, it's almost bleeding into the air around him

La droite demande la prolongation de l'état d'urgence

La droite demande la prolongation de l'état d'urgence

Alex Jones has the IQ of a 10-year-old

Alex Jones has the IQ of a 10-year-old

This is the Land of Wolves now

This is the Land of Wolves now

Tintin au Bénin

Tintin au Bénin

Gérard Depardieu boit du whisky en Écosse

Gérard Depardieu boit du whisky en Écosse

Franck Lepage : construire un discours politique avec des mots tirés au hasard

Franck Lepage : construire un discours politique avec des mots tirés au hasard

“We've forgotten who we are: explorers, pioneers... not caretakers”

“We've forgotten who we are: explorers, pioneers... not caretakers”

“Folks, why are you giving your money to Donald Trump?” (Louis C.K.)

“Folks, why are you giving your money to Donald Trump?” (Louis C.K.)

Five years ago I was an airline pilot... now I'm an assistant manager at Wal-Mart

Five years ago I was an airline pilot... now I'm an assistant manager at Wal-Mart

Fourth of July started with all those Founding Father guys blowing each other

Fourth of July started with all those Founding Father guys blowing each other

You're just trying to acquire a Black friend!

You're just trying to acquire a Black friend!

I'm gonna be more normal now

I'm gonna be more normal now

Typhoid and swans... it all comes from the same place

Typhoid and swans... it all comes from the same place

Modern Art

Modern Art

“The mayor's mom drinks pee. And Jews are dirty” (Louis C.K.)

“The mayor's mom drinks pee. And Jews are dirty” (Louis C.K.)

Nothing here is vegetarian

Nothing here is vegetarian

Madness can be a medicine for the modern world

Madness can be a medicine for the modern world

Sometimes your worst self... is your best self

Sometimes your worst self... is your best self

Zorb Ball, London

Zorb Ball, London

How did people swear before Jesus Christ?

How did people swear before Jesus Christ?

Ragnar's Baptism

Ragnar's Baptism

“You can show a woman’s breast being cut off, but you cannot show her breastfeeding”

“You can show a woman’s breast being cut off, but you cannot show her breastfeeding”

Ragnar Wears Athelstan's Cross

Ragnar Wears Athelstan's Cross

I love Odin. And I love Jesus Christ.

I love Odin. And I love Jesus Christ.

It may be a bit run-down, but there's no need to be racist!

It may be a bit run-down, but there's no need to be racist!

You can neither hide from your God, nor ours

You can neither hide from your God, nor ours

Drop it! I said drop it!

Drop it! I said drop it!

Airlines

Airlines

It had to end, and it did

It had to end, and it did

Pater Noster

Pater Noster

I hope that some day our Gods can become friends

I hope that some day our Gods can become friends

A Tale of Two Weddings, Christian & Pagan

A Tale of Two Weddings, Christian & Pagan

The Road to English Unity

The Road to English Unity

“Vikings”: The Germanization of Early Medieval Christianity

“Vikings”: The Germanization of Early Medieval Christianity

Why are we not looking outwards to the West?

Why are we not looking outwards to the West?

All things begin and end as stories

All things begin and end as stories

Don Draper's “Kodak Carousel” Ad Pitch (Mad Men)

Don Draper's “Kodak Carousel” Ad Pitch (Mad Men)

They can't do what we do... and they hate us for it.

They can't do what we do... and they hate us for it.

We drink because it's what men do

We drink because it's what men do

Every time an old man starts talking about Napoleon, you know he's gonna die

Every time an old man starts talking about Napoleon, you know he's gonna die

HAL in “Mad Men”

HAL in “Mad Men”

Just cash the checks, you're gonna die one day

Just cash the checks, you're gonna die one day

Studies show Jesus had a bad year

Studies show Jesus had a bad year

We're conquistadors. I'm Vasco da Gama, and you're some other Mexican.

We're conquistadors. I'm Vasco da Gama, and you're some other Mexican.

The reality of fatherhood

The reality of fatherhood

We want that electric jolt to the body. We want Eros.

We want that electric jolt to the body. We want Eros.

You know what this is? It's Munich

You know what this is? It's Munich

It turns out the experiences are nothing

It turns out the experiences are nothing

All I'm going to be doing from here on is losing everything

All I'm going to be doing from here on is losing everything

Why Man must terraform Mars

Why Man must terraform Mars

What being a single dad is like

What being a single dad is like

You may have all the money, Raymond, but I have all the men with guns

You may have all the money, Raymond, but I have all the men with guns

It's my purpose in life to bring America to the world, whether they like it or not

It's my purpose in life to bring America to the world, whether they like it or not

“If I vanished now, who'd care? Or even notice?”

“If I vanished now, who'd care? Or even notice?”