Канал: Masshole Patrol

Massholes don't wait in traffic, we cut you off after you wait

Massholes don't wait in traffic, we cut you off after you wait

Masshole shows red light who is boss

Masshole shows red light who is boss

Masshole demonstrates how to exit from the fast lane

Masshole demonstrates how to exit from the fast lane

Two massholes find yielding and merging hard

Two massholes find yielding and merging hard

Massholes go two at a time at stop signs right?

Massholes go two at a time at stop signs right?

Masshole demonstrates their ME FIRST policy

Masshole demonstrates their ME FIRST policy

Masshole doesn't want to wait his turn despite green arrow

Masshole doesn't want to wait his turn despite green arrow

Masshole in a dump truck decides 2.5 seconds is enough to pull out

Masshole in a dump truck decides 2.5 seconds is enough to pull out

Masshole demonstrates clear and proper turn signaling

Masshole demonstrates clear and proper turn signaling

Masshole demonstrates how to use turning lane to beat traffic

Masshole demonstrates how to use turning lane to beat traffic

Masshole runs red after mistaking other lane's green light for theirs

Masshole runs red after mistaking other lane's green light for theirs

A masshole's journey to and from totality

A masshole's journey to and from totality

Masshole cuts me off and gets a little taste of **.: INSTANT KARMA :.**

Masshole cuts me off and gets a little taste of .: INSTANT KARMA :.

I don't let massholes in when they're using turning lanes to beat traffic

I don't let massholes in when they're using turning lanes to beat traffic

Masshole for a day: learning how to get one car length a head using breakdown lane to merge in NH

Masshole for a day: learning how to get one car length a head using breakdown lane to merge in NH

Masshole uses turn lane to cut off traffic so they can get to dunkies first

Masshole uses turn lane to cut off traffic so they can get to dunkies first

Masshole logic: why wait to turn safely when I can GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Masshole logic: why wait to turn safely when I can GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Masshole uses right turn only lane to pass traffic BECAUSE WHY WAIT????

Masshole uses right turn only lane to pass traffic BECAUSE WHY WAIT????

Oblivious masshole earns two strikes trying to navigate Boston

Oblivious masshole earns two strikes trying to navigate Boston

Masshole logic: Stop signs are optional

Masshole logic: Stop signs are optional

Bike lane? Parking lane? ITS OK, IM A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER (and a masshole)

Bike lane? Parking lane? ITS OK, IM A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER (and a masshole)

Masshole logic: looking before right on red makes you weak

Masshole logic: looking before right on red makes you weak

Masshole nearly causes accident ME FIRST

Masshole nearly causes accident ME FIRST

Masshole logic: Why wait when I can GO NOW

Masshole logic: Why wait when I can GO NOW

Masshole bus driver says f*ck keeping these kids safe GET OUT OF MY WAY

Masshole bus driver says f*ck keeping these kids safe GET OUT OF MY WAY

Trashy masshole uses breakdown lane to cut off traffic + near accident

Trashy masshole uses breakdown lane to cut off traffic + near accident

Masshole logic: why miss the exit when I can narrowly avoid crashing RIGHT NOW

Masshole logic: why miss the exit when I can narrowly avoid crashing RIGHT NOW

Masshole logic: oncoming traffic WILL stop for ME (Bonus: accident here 30 mins later)

Masshole logic: oncoming traffic WILL stop for ME (Bonus: accident here 30 mins later)

Masshole safety: Metrowest Regional Transit Authority runs red light

Masshole safety: Metrowest Regional Transit Authority runs red light

Masshole logic: ice flying off roof is YOUR problem not mine

Masshole logic: ice flying off roof is YOUR problem not mine

Masshole thinks traffic doesn't apply to him

Masshole thinks traffic doesn't apply to him

Masshole logic: 1.7 seconds to pull out safely? GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Masshole logic: 1.7 seconds to pull out safely? GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Typical masshole morning...near pass , run 2 red lights, screw pedestrians

Typical masshole morning...near pass , run 2 red lights, screw pedestrians

Why massholes shouldn't trust green lights Vol. 2

Why massholes shouldn't trust green lights Vol. 2

Why massholes shouldn't trust green lights Vol. 1

Why massholes shouldn't trust green lights Vol. 1

Massholes don't need to look before crossing...whoops!

Massholes don't need to look before crossing...whoops!

Masshole: I'm going left I'm going left I'm going left IM GOING RIGHT!!!!!!!

Masshole: I'm going left I'm going left I'm going left IM GOING RIGHT!!!!!!!

Masshole demonstrates how to take an exit from two lanes over

Masshole demonstrates how to take an exit from two lanes over

Masshole throws trash out his work van THANKS CAPITOL HARDWOOD FLOORS CO

Masshole throws trash out his work van THANKS CAPITOL HARDWOOD FLOORS CO

Massholes don't need no yellow lines

Massholes don't need no yellow lines

Masshole swerves toward oncoming police car....d'oh!

Masshole swerves toward oncoming police car....d'oh!

Masshole logic: small item in road SWERVE INTO THE NEXT LANE NOW!!!

Masshole logic: small item in road SWERVE INTO THE NEXT LANE NOW!!!

Masshole coming in hot from the right lane MOVE IT OR LOSE IT

Masshole coming in hot from the right lane MOVE IT OR LOSE IT

Masshole biker in a hurry to get to stop sign first

Masshole biker in a hurry to get to stop sign first

Masshole in training has a close call

Masshole in training has a close call

Situational awareness is hard for Massholes BIG TRUCKS MAKE WIDE TURNS PEOPLE

Situational awareness is hard for Massholes BIG TRUCKS MAKE WIDE TURNS PEOPLE

Masshole logic: slow start on green... I PASS YOU NOW

Masshole logic: slow start on green... I PASS YOU NOW

Masshole demonstrates how to properly run over traffic cones

Masshole demonstrates how to properly run over traffic cones

Masshole thinks green means go...go....go...STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

Masshole thinks green means go...go....go...STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

Masshole furious the world doesn't revolve around her...I NEED TO GET TO DUNKS RIGHT NOW

Masshole furious the world doesn't revolve around her...I NEED TO GET TO DUNKS RIGHT NOW

Masshole logic: 1.7 seconds to pull this off without an accident GO GO GO

Masshole logic: 1.7 seconds to pull this off without an accident GO GO GO

Masshole's truck nearly hit by flying ice sheet from masshole's truck

Masshole's truck nearly hit by flying ice sheet from masshole's truck

Masshole slams brakes halfway through highway red

Masshole slams brakes halfway through highway red

Masshole for a day: stop sign edition

Masshole for a day: stop sign edition

Masshole thinks GREEN MEANS STOP

Masshole thinks GREEN MEANS STOP

Masshole logic: when in doubt STOP THE CAR RIGHT NOW!

Masshole logic: when in doubt STOP THE CAR RIGHT NOW!

Masshole confused about meaning of red light

Masshole confused about meaning of red light

Masshole thinks stop signs are optional

Masshole thinks stop signs are optional

Boat jabroni from CT doesn't believe in zipper merges

Boat jabroni from CT doesn't believe in zipper merges

Masshole prefers traffic in the left lane

Masshole prefers traffic in the left lane

Masshole demonstrates how to merge onto highway

Masshole demonstrates how to merge onto highway

Masshole landscaper forgets to strap down green barrel

Masshole landscaper forgets to strap down green barrel

mASSHOLE risks my life to save some time for himself

mASSHOLE risks my life to save some time for himself

Masshole illegally passes (its a jeep thing!)

Masshole illegally passes (its a jeep thing!)

Masshole in SUV shocked they don't have right of way

Masshole in SUV shocked they don't have right of way

Masshole needs gas NOW

Masshole needs gas NOW

Massholes struggle to make their exits

Massholes struggle to make their exits

Masshole needs to cross two lanes NOW

Masshole needs to cross two lanes NOW

Masshole rocks boat trailer over curb

Masshole rocks boat trailer over curb

Masshole doesn't need to look when backing up

Masshole doesn't need to look when backing up

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 6

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 6

Masshole falls off bike and distracts firemen from emergency

Masshole falls off bike and distracts firemen from emergency

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 5

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 5

Masshole shows us how to turn right from the left lane

Masshole shows us how to turn right from the left lane

Masshole doesn't know left from right

Masshole doesn't know left from right

Masshole says "Oncoming traffic? No problem!"

Masshole says "Oncoming traffic? No problem!"

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 4

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 4

Two massholes for the price of one!

Two massholes for the price of one!

Masshole impatiently crosses yellows to pass two people.

Masshole impatiently crosses yellows to pass two people.

Masshole bus driver gets mad that I'm... in my lane.

Masshole bus driver gets mad that I'm... in my lane.

Masshole leaves iPhone on roof of car

Masshole leaves iPhone on roof of car

Masshole on crotch rocket uses sidewalk instead of waiting for green

Masshole on crotch rocket uses sidewalk instead of waiting for green

Massholes with small kids argue on busy street, 5 cops doing nothing

Massholes with small kids argue on busy street, 5 cops doing nothing

Masshole in SUV ain't got time for no safe driving

Masshole in SUV ain't got time for no safe driving

Masshole driving American Tire Distributor truck almost causes head on collision

Masshole driving American Tire Distributor truck almost causes head on collision

Masshole in MWRTA bus uses ambulance to blatantly run red light

Masshole in MWRTA bus uses ambulance to blatantly run red light

Masshole in a hurry drives wrong way down one way causes VERY close call

Masshole in a hurry drives wrong way down one way causes VERY close call

Honorary masshole shows me how they drive in New Hampshire

Honorary masshole shows me how they drive in New Hampshire

Masshole passes over double yellow, near head on collision

Masshole passes over double yellow, near head on collision

Masshole spins wheels after driving over ledge

Masshole spins wheels after driving over ledge

Angry masshole punches his phone to solve his problems

Angry masshole punches his phone to solve his problems

(m)ASSHOLE smoking pot almost causes crash

(m)ASSHOLE smoking pot almost causes crash

Masshole plays who's lane is it anyway

Masshole plays who's lane is it anyway

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 3

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 3

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 2 (breakdown lane pass + runs red light)

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 2 (breakdown lane pass + runs red light)

Masshole trucker ain't got time for no brakes

Masshole trucker ain't got time for no brakes

When in doubt, Massholes go in reverse on the highway

When in doubt, Massholes go in reverse on the highway

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 1

Massholes don't need no red lights Vol. 1

Masshole does flip flop wobble on a scooter...comin' in hot!

Masshole does flip flop wobble on a scooter...comin' in hot!

Masshole says "No look, No problem"

Masshole says "No look, No problem"

3 massholes are better than one

3 massholes are better than one

Driving in Maine: Lady smashes teeth out falling off bike

Driving in Maine: Lady smashes teeth out falling off bike

Massholes struggle with intersection

Massholes struggle with intersection

Masshole flips bird instead of yielding, shocker

Masshole flips bird instead of yielding, shocker

How massholes change lanes in Taxachusetts

How massholes change lanes in Taxachusetts

Honorary masshole speeds/passes on the right, gets caught (Instant Karma)

Honorary masshole speeds/passes on the right, gets caught (Instant Karma)

Masshole doesn't yield then speeds away in shame

Masshole doesn't yield then speeds away in shame

Masshole hits telephone pole driving in the rain

Masshole hits telephone pole driving in the rain

Masshole school bus driver runs red light - safety first kids!

Masshole school bus driver runs red light - safety first kids!

Masshole demonstrates distracted driving

Masshole demonstrates distracted driving

Masshole litters tissue out of car window

Masshole litters tissue out of car window

Moronic no brain idiot Masshole bad merge and brake check

Moronic no brain idiot Masshole bad merge and brake check

Masshole has tough time pulling out of Whole Foods

Masshole has tough time pulling out of Whole Foods

Masshole makes last second pass, tight squeeze

Masshole makes last second pass, tight squeeze

Masshole for a day: New Yorker with high speed cut off

Masshole for a day: New Yorker with high speed cut off

Masshole stops highway traffic with dangerous rubber necking

Masshole stops highway traffic with dangerous rubber necking

Masshole changes lane without looking + bonus accident

Masshole changes lane without looking + bonus accident

Masshole pulls out and cuts it close

Masshole pulls out and cuts it close

Masshole uses wrong side of road to cut off ambulance traffic

Masshole uses wrong side of road to cut off ambulance traffic

Masshole swerves to avoid disaster

Masshole swerves to avoid disaster

Masshole shows blatant disregard for School Zone stop sign

Masshole shows blatant disregard for School Zone stop sign

Masshole oblivious to near collision after running stop sign.

Masshole oblivious to near collision after running stop sign.

Masshole power lines decide to catch on fire

Masshole power lines decide to catch on fire

Masshole pulls on to Hartford Street like an idiot

Masshole pulls on to Hartford Street like an idiot

Masshole almost gets T-boned running red left arrow

Masshole almost gets T-boned running red left arrow

Masshole deer hanging out by the road

Masshole deer hanging out by the road

Masshole blows through red light + bonus idiots

Masshole blows through red light + bonus idiots

Masshole deer crossing the road

Masshole deer crossing the road

Masshole cat vs. Masshole deer late night stand off

Masshole cat vs. Masshole deer late night stand off

Masshole silver fox gets spooked hunting rabbit

Masshole silver fox gets spooked hunting rabbit

Masshole coyote checking out the neighborhoods

Masshole coyote checking out the neighborhoods

Masshole animal goes for a night jog on Route 9

Masshole animal goes for a night jog on Route 9

Masshole doesn't understand how stop signs work

Masshole doesn't understand how stop signs work

Masshole soccer mom blows through stop sign

Masshole soccer mom blows through stop sign

Masshole cuts me off at the old Rt. 9 and Oak intersection

Masshole cuts me off at the old Rt. 9 and Oak intersection

Masshole soccer mom bonehead pull out

Masshole soccer mom bonehead pull out

Masshole rear-ends bus

Masshole rear-ends bus

Masshole 2 for 1 lane change special

Masshole 2 for 1 lane change special

Masshole almost rear-ends car while texting

Masshole almost rear-ends car while texting

Masshole at Logan express can't get out of parking space

Masshole at Logan express can't get out of parking space

Masshole drives like Masshole, gets pulled over.

Masshole drives like Masshole, gets pulled over.