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i bought all the beans the grocery store had!!!

i bought all the beans the grocery store had!!!

men cooking on TikTok took my virginity 😟

men cooking on TikTok took my virginity 😟

walking my blind & deaf dog 🥺

walking my blind & deaf dog 🥺

i went to the mall as SEXY LORAX 🤣

i went to the mall as SEXY LORAX 🤣

i am now an official gamer! 💅✨

i am now an official gamer! 💅✨

SEXY LORAX goes on OMEGLE *i got banned*

SEXY LORAX goes on OMEGLE i got banned

GET IT SEXY 💅✨

GET IT SEXY 💅✨

being SEXY LORAX for a day!!!

being SEXY LORAX for a day!!!

i made boyfriend ASMR for her

i made boyfriend ASMR for her

OMEGLE is BACK! & even scarier 😭

OMEGLE is BACK! & even scarier 😭

“you need to make healthier choices” 😒

“you need to make healthier choices” 😒

playing ROBLOX but I'm DRUNK‼️

playing ROBLOX but I'm DRUNK‼️

flirting with an alpha male 😈

flirting with an alpha male 😈

FLIRTING with ai for the first time!

FLIRTING with ai for the first time!

i made the worlds tallest cake!!! 🧁

i made the worlds tallest cake!!! 🧁

it’s a piece of cake to bake a 6 foot cake 🤪🧁

it’s a piece of cake to bake a 6 foot cake 🤪🧁

i made a CAKE TALLER than ME?!!

i made a CAKE TALLER than ME?!!

getting the mail as a kid vs. adult

getting the mail as a kid vs. adult

the new chicken pizza (chizza) from KFC 😳 is it good?

the new chicken pizza (chizza) from KFC 😳 is it good?

a list of things i appreciate at my parents now that i don’t live there…

a list of things i appreciate at my parents now that i don’t live there…

i built a house on my property own

i built a house on my property own

BUILDING a HOUSE i have to LIVE in for 24 HOURS!!!

BUILDING a HOUSE i have to LIVE in for 24 HOURS!!!

the intimacy of a Costco rotisserie chicken…

the intimacy of a Costco rotisserie chicken…

i said “hello” to my neighbor and she ignored me!!!

i said “hello” to my neighbor and she ignored me!!!

i ordered the GROSSEST AMAZON PRODUCTS i could find...

i ordered the GROSSEST AMAZON PRODUCTS i could find...

🥩MEAT🥩 is so expensive 😭

🥩MEAT🥩 is so expensive 😭

how i spend Valentine’s Day in a long distance relationship 😭

how i spend Valentine’s Day in a long distance relationship 😭

reacting to the dirtiest boyfriend asmr 😏😏😏

reacting to the dirtiest boyfriend asmr 😏😏😏

i found the DIRTIEST BOYFRIEND ASMR 😈

i found the DIRTIEST BOYFRIEND ASMR 😈

i got my engagement ring back! 💍 😍

i got my engagement ring back! 💍 😍

you not even the FART 💨

you not even the FART 💨

i’m engaged when i was single less than two years ago???

i’m engaged when i was single less than two years ago???

this is how excited dogs get to see me 😌✨

this is how excited dogs get to see me 😌✨

things i do cause i’m always home alone 😏

things i do cause i’m always home alone 😏

water and salt makes a gummy bear get HUGE??? 😨

water and salt makes a gummy bear get HUGE??? 😨

i had my first Four Loko and……😳

i had my first Four Loko and……😳

i went ice skating for the first time 🥶

i went ice skating for the first time 🥶

WE GOT ENGAGED!!! 💍❤️🥰

WE GOT ENGAGED!!! 💍❤️🥰

i ate the world’s HOTTEST gummy bear 🥵

i ate the world’s HOTTEST gummy bear 🥵

making NOODLE CHIPS for my boyfriend 😋

making NOODLE CHIPS for my boyfriend 😋

we got matching tattoos 🤯❤️

we got matching tattoos 🤯❤️

my boyfriend & i got matching tattoos 😱

my boyfriend & i got matching tattoos 😱

my boyfriend and i go furniture shopping 😅

my boyfriend and i go furniture shopping 😅

bought my first ever artificial Christmas tree 😬

bought my first ever artificial Christmas tree 😬

is the palm reading true???

is the palm reading true???

i made a 3D painting for my boyfriend #miniverse

i made a 3D painting for my boyfriend #miniverse

what happens when you touch a cactus 🌵

what happens when you touch a cactus 🌵

EMILY WANTS TO PLAY made me PEE myself 💦

EMILY WANTS TO PLAY made me PEE myself 💦

doing the crushed up ice cream cones from McDonald’s trend 😋

doing the crushed up ice cream cones from McDonald’s trend 😋

first video showing my boyfriends face ❤️

first video showing my boyfriends face ❤️

when you go to your first concert…

when you go to your first concert…

it's time to show him...BOYFRIEND FACE REVEAL!!!

it's time to show him...BOYFRIEND FACE REVEAL!!!

i tried a jelly straw

i tried a jelly straw

responding to hate comments about my boyfriend 😣

responding to hate comments about my boyfriend 😣

reading HATE comments about MY BOYFRIEND 😔

reading HATE comments about MY BOYFRIEND 😔

all these hate comments about my boyfriend 💔

all these hate comments about my boyfriend 💔

are Burger King’s new ghost pepper chicken fries actually spicy? 🌶️

are Burger King’s new ghost pepper chicken fries actually spicy? 🌶️

my parents do WHATTT on the couch??? 😳😵‍💫

my parents do WHATTT on the couch??? 😳😵‍💫

my initials as music 😍🎶

my initials as music 😍🎶

mowing my grass with scissors ✂️🤣

mowing my grass with scissors ✂️🤣

my boyfriend was keeping me awake 🙄🙄🙄

my boyfriend was keeping me awake 🙄🙄🙄

things that are none of my business 🧐

things that are none of my business 🧐

why should i hand out candy on Halloween?? 😒

why should i hand out candy on Halloween?? 😒

i bought a 12 foot beach ball!!! 🤯

i bought a 12 foot beach ball!!! 🤯

pumping up a 12 foot beach ball!!!

pumping up a 12 foot beach ball!!!

i built a cat tree 🙀

i built a cat tree 🙀

taking my cat to my new house 🥺

taking my cat to my new house 🥺

my boyfriend tries a slurpee for the first time! 😋

my boyfriend tries a slurpee for the first time! 😋

first time opening a new mattress

first time opening a new mattress

buying my boyfriend whatever he wants from Target

buying my boyfriend whatever he wants from Target

y’all will not believe this…

y’all will not believe this…

trying not to swear for a day! 🤬

trying not to swear for a day! 🤬

if she makes me SWEAR🤬 i give her MONEY🤑

if she makes me SWEAR🤬 i give her MONEY🤑

my mom & i see the super blue moon 😍🌚

my mom & i see the super blue moon 😍🌚

my grandma tries my Taco Bell order 😯😋

my grandma tries my Taco Bell order 😯😋

the coolest things i got from Temu…

the coolest things i got from Temu…

me whenever my boyfriend says he has to pee…

me whenever my boyfriend says he has to pee…

my grandma & i visit a haunted park 😱

my grandma & i visit a haunted park 😱

trying to find a needle in a haystack…LITERALLY

trying to find a needle in a haystack…LITERALLY

literally LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE in a HAYSTACK

literally LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE in a HAYSTACK

when you realize your boyfriend had a life before meeting you…

when you realize your boyfriend had a life before meeting you…

someone thinks i “deserve better”

someone thinks i “deserve better”

a month & 15 days since last being with my boyfriend 😔 #bloompartner

a month & 15 days since last being with my boyfriend 😔 #bloompartner

meeting my BOYFRIEND in person for the first time ❤️

meeting my BOYFRIEND in person for the first time ❤️

buying my first new mattress! #adulting 🤪

buying my first new mattress! #adulting 🤪

when my mom asks me to turn the oven on 😏😅

when my mom asks me to turn the oven on 😏😅

“you used to be cute but now you are just weird” 🙄

“you used to be cute but now you are just weird” 🙄

my boyfriend said he makes me…WHAT?!

my boyfriend said he makes me…WHAT?!

i can make my mom watch anything now 🤪

i can make my mom watch anything now 🤪

eeeyah!

eeeyah!

orange juice & strawberry syrup tastes like skittles!!!? #bloompartner

orange juice & strawberry syrup tastes like skittles!!!? #bloompartner

address the comments about my boyfriend 💔

address the comments about my boyfriend 💔

i tried the McDonald’s Grimace shake and……😳

i tried the McDonald’s Grimace shake and……😳

trying the McDonald’s hash brown & McFlurry sandwich trend 😳

trying the McDonald’s hash brown & McFlurry sandwich trend 😳

count down until we are finally together ❤️ love

count down until we are finally together ❤️ love

i've been in a long distance relationship for over a year without meeting

i've been in a long distance relationship for over a year without meeting

meeting my boyfriend for the first time in person ❤️

meeting my boyfriend for the first time in person ❤️

we picked each other out a surprise thrifted outfit!

we picked each other out a surprise thrifted outfit!

we THRIFTED each others OUTFITS FOR THE DAY & had to wear them 😈

we THRIFTED each others OUTFITS FOR THE DAY & had to wear them 😈

less than a day till i get to see my boyfriend!!! ❤️

less than a day till i get to see my boyfriend!!! ❤️

seeing my boyfriend for the first time!…in 3 days ❤️

seeing my boyfriend for the first time!…in 3 days ❤️

5 days until i get to see my boyfriend for the first time! ❤️

5 days until i get to see my boyfriend for the first time! ❤️

6 days until i get to meet my boyfriend for the first time!!! ❤️

6 days until i get to meet my boyfriend for the first time!!! ❤️

it’s 7 days until i get to see my boyfriend for the first time 😭😭❤️

it’s 7 days until i get to see my boyfriend for the first time 😭😭❤️

going back to my natural hair for the first time is 7 years 🙈

going back to my natural hair for the first time is 7 years 🙈

i've changed.

i've changed.

how to make a McFlurry from home 😏😏😋 it yum

how to make a McFlurry from home 😏😏😋 it yum

the worker at 7-eleven asked to wear my glasses 😳what?👀

the worker at 7-eleven asked to wear my glasses 😳what?👀

buying a random kids toy at the age of 22 😅

buying a random kids toy at the age of 22 😅

we tried the fruit roll-up with ice cream trend!!!

we tried the fruit roll-up with ice cream trend!!!

the best Starbucks summer drink 😍

the best Starbucks summer drink 😍

is taking cold showers actually worth it?? ❄️🚿

is taking cold showers actually worth it?? ❄️🚿

strict professor bends you over his desk…😳

strict professor bends you over his desk…😳

everything that i swallow in a day 😏😏

everything that i swallow in a day 😏😏

i went to the movie theater and just bought popcorn 😅🤤

i went to the movie theater and just bought popcorn 😅🤤

interesting things in my friends room 😏 @LovehoneyOfficial ♥ link in comments 🌹

interesting things in my friends room 😏 @LovehoneyOfficial ♥ link in comments 🌹

listening to BOYFRIEND ASMR but every time i GASP i take a DRINK

listening to BOYFRIEND ASMR but every time i GASP i take a DRINK

i leave my house literally just to buy candy 😅😅👀

i leave my house literally just to buy candy 😅😅👀

a designer shirt isn’t worth it honestly 💀😅

a designer shirt isn’t worth it honestly 💀😅

this kid recognized me at Target & it was so awkward 😅💀

this kid recognized me at Target & it was so awkward 😅💀

eating Carl’s Jr but…getting what the person in front of us got 😏🤭

eating Carl’s Jr but…getting what the person in front of us got 😏🤭

when my mom and i go to bath & body works 😏😏😏

when my mom and i go to bath & body works 😏😏😏

we ordered what the person in front of us ordered 😳

we ordered what the person in front of us ordered 😳

buying my mom whatever she touches in Walmart

buying my mom whatever she touches in Walmart

what i did on my b-day cause i hate it lol

what i did on my b-day cause i hate it lol

my dad licked his fingers while frosting my B-Day cake 🥴🤢🤢

my dad licked his fingers while frosting my B-Day cake 🥴🤢🤢

mom shoots confetti popper in my face 💀😭😭

mom shoots confetti popper in my face 💀😭😭

i made balloonies for the first time 😃🥸

i made balloonies for the first time 😃🥸

i scared him on omegle 🤭😈

i scared him on omegle 🤭😈

opening a mystery box of vintage shirts! did i get anything good? 🥸

opening a mystery box of vintage shirts! did i get anything good? 🥸

SCARING PEOPLE on OMEGLE!

SCARING PEOPLE on OMEGLE!

does the new MOST OREO Oreos actually have the most cream inside? 😏

does the new MOST OREO Oreos actually have the most cream inside? 😏

making my boyfriend as a snowman ⛄️🤭

making my boyfriend as a snowman ⛄️🤭

making a milkshake from a powder!? is it good? 😵

making a milkshake from a powder!? is it good? 😵

i hurt myself doing this 😣

i hurt myself doing this 😣

my first Valentine’s Day not being single 🥰🥳

my first Valentine’s Day not being single 🥰🥳

i tried to become Wednesday but i turned into Yesterday instead 😲 lol

i tried to become Wednesday but i turned into Yesterday instead 😲 lol

turning into Wednesday Addams (animated version [kinda lol😆])

turning into Wednesday Addams (animated version [kinda lol😆])

my boyfriend hates my clothes 😰😣😫

my boyfriend hates my clothes 😰😣😫

my dad hates my $700 glasses 😣

my dad hates my $700 glasses 😣

the 7-eleven worker stole my money 🙄

the 7-eleven worker stole my money 🙄

he wanted us to watch him on omegle 😧😵‍💫🤮

he wanted us to watch him on omegle 😧😵‍💫🤮

i tried edible chalk! 💀😮‍💨

i tried edible chalk! 💀😮‍💨

i took a DRINK 🥃 every time i saw a "🍆" on OMEGLE

i took a DRINK 🥃 every time i saw a "🍆" on OMEGLE

giving the dog a haircut on my own 😅

giving the dog a haircut on my own 😅

how long does my mom sit on the toilet for?

how long does my mom sit on the toilet for?

why’s this happen when i cut the tag off of new clothes?!!

why’s this happen when i cut the tag off of new clothes?!!

listening to GAY boyfriend ASMR

listening to GAY boyfriend ASMR

listening to boyfriend ASMR again...but this time it's GAY lol 😵‍💫

listening to boyfriend ASMR again...but this time it's GAY lol 😵‍💫

washing the car in the winter makes my fingers fall off 😒

washing the car in the winter makes my fingers fall off 😒

we were being followed in Walmart!!!

we were being followed in Walmart!!!

me DRUNK making COOKIES 😵‍💫

me DRUNK making COOKIES 😵‍💫

saying “i’m so lucky everything works out for me” until it makes me lucky lol

saying “i’m so lucky everything works out for me” until it makes me lucky lol

i bought my dream car at 21!!! 🤯

i bought my dream car at 21!!! 🤯

i just wanted my first new years kiss…🥺😔

i just wanted my first new years kiss…🥺😔

this is what i did during the ice storm 😈😈😈🤠

this is what i did during the ice storm 😈😈😈🤠

putting vodka in a brita filter makes it taste like water?!!

putting vodka in a brita filter makes it taste like water?!!

reacting to boyfriend ASMR 🤮

reacting to boyfriend ASMR 🤮

I LISTENED to BOYFRIEND ASMR for the FIRST TIME and…i’m traumatized

I LISTENED to BOYFRIEND ASMR for the FIRST TIME and…i’m traumatized

warheads soda?!!! is it actually sour? 😏

warheads soda?!!! is it actually sour? 😏

when my family doesn’t take out the trash when it’s full…

when my family doesn’t take out the trash when it’s full…

why are Christmas decorations so expensive?!!! 😤😤

why are Christmas decorations so expensive?!!! 😤😤

my package was delivered to my neighbors…so i had to go steal it 😭

my package was delivered to my neighbors…so i had to go steal it 😭

a day in my BORING, UNEVENTFUL, VANILLA life 😒

a day in my BORING, UNEVENTFUL, VANILLA life 😒

you need to get these emojis in the correct order! 🐮👦🤠

you need to get these emojis in the correct order! 🐮👦🤠

my dad told my mom this IN FRONT OF ME!!!

my dad told my mom this IN FRONT OF ME!!!

my dad caught me tasting these 😭😭😭 *awkward*

my dad caught me tasting these 😭😭😭 awkward

i made bread look like a turkey 🦃

i made bread look like a turkey 🦃

is the new mini Starbucks cup a portable shot glass?! 🤯

is the new mini Starbucks cup a portable shot glass?! 🤯

i ordered a PIZZA with EVERY TOPPING they had!!!

i ordered a PIZZA with EVERY TOPPING they had!!!

is everyone too busy to scratch your back?!! WATCH THIS!

is everyone too busy to scratch your back?!! WATCH THIS!

putting a wooden pencil in boiling water does WHAT?!!!

putting a wooden pencil in boiling water does WHAT?!!!

i tried flavored lubes for the first time…

i tried flavored lubes for the first time…

i bought an expensive wallet just for my change 💀

i bought an expensive wallet just for my change 💀

I ATE A TARANTULA!!! 😭😭😭

I ATE A TARANTULA!!! 😭😭😭

if i get SCARED i EAT A TARANTULA!!!

if i get SCARED i EAT A TARANTULA!!!

me when my boyfriend says i’m needy

me when my boyfriend says i’m needy

i tried Nicki Minaj’s chips!!! 😱

i tried Nicki Minaj’s chips!!! 😱

you ever eat olives off your toenails?

you ever eat olives off your toenails?

wearing the worlds LONGEST TOE NAILS for 24 HOURS

wearing the worlds LONGEST TOE NAILS for 24 HOURS

my thoughts on being unsnipped 😬👀😅

my thoughts on being unsnipped 😬👀😅

i do the HOT ONES HOT SAUCE challenge!!! 🥵

i do the HOT ONES HOT SAUCE challenge!!! 🥵

is the adult Happy Meal from McDonald’s worth it?!!

is the adult Happy Meal from McDonald’s worth it?!!

apparently i’m “normalizing long distance relationships” 🙄

apparently i’m “normalizing long distance relationships” 🙄

the food made me have to 💩 at 5am

the food made me have to 💩 at 5am

things i do cause my boyfriend lives 4,000 miles away 🥺😔

things i do cause my boyfriend lives 4,000 miles away 🥺😔

i was sad so i spent $2,100 on a bag 💀

i was sad so i spent $2,100 on a bag 💀

this random guy knew my name & i had no idea who he was 😅 *awkward*

this random guy knew my name & i had no idea who he was 😅 awkward

my girlfriend and i get drunk together 😜

my girlfriend and i get drunk together 😜

guess how many shots i’ve had!!! 🤪

guess how many shots i’ve had!!! 🤪

BESTIES get DRUNK together 😌✨

BESTIES get DRUNK together 😌✨

a child wanted my autograph but i had to catch my Uber!!!

a child wanted my autograph but i had to catch my Uber!!!

i played FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 for the first time!!!

i played FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 for the first time!!!

i tried the Cardi B whip shots 😝

i tried the Cardi B whip shots 😝

i tried jelly fruits and they squirted on me 🫢

i tried jelly fruits and they squirted on me 🫢

i went through the McDonald’s drive thru 100 times!!!

i went through the McDonald’s drive thru 100 times!!!

i went 100 TIMES through the MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU!!!

i went 100 TIMES through the MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU!!!

my check engine light came on 😭

my check engine light came on 😭

i accidentally peed on myself 💀

i accidentally peed on myself 💀

did you know you could make popcorn on the cob?!!

did you know you could make popcorn on the cob?!!