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Whatever kind of look you were aiming for #comedyroast #meme #edgy

Whatever kind of look you were aiming for #comedyroast #meme #edgy

Well, you have the smartest person #comedyroast #sarcasm #edgy

Well, you have the smartest person #comedyroast #sarcasm #edgy

Sometimes your knight in shining armor #sarcasm #comedyroast #meme

Sometimes your knight in shining armor #sarcasm #comedyroast #meme

This message is for you

This message is for you

You are the human equivalent #comedyroast #sarcasm #edgy

You are the human equivalent #comedyroast #sarcasm #edgy

You changed your mind #comedyroast #sarcasm #edgy

You changed your mind #comedyroast #sarcasm #edgy

You have a face #meme #edgy

You have a face #meme #edgy

You have the attention span

You have the attention span

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so ugly

Why do you look like

Why do you look like

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so dumb

Well, I wish to have superpower

Well, I wish to have superpower

If I get the chance to make you my friend again

If I get the chance to make you my friend again

I can't blame you

I can't blame you

I’m so embarrassed

I’m so embarrassed

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama’s cooking is so bad

Yo mama’s cooking is so bad

Yo mama’s so fat

Yo mama’s so fat

Yo mama’s so fat

Yo mama’s so fat

Bye, text me when you’re home

Bye, text me when you’re home

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Bro, you’re so miserable

Bro, you’re so miserable

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

It's kind of sad

It's kind of sad

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

If you’re offended by my opinion

If you’re offended by my opinion

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

Yo mama’s so old

My name must taste good

My name must taste good

Never look in the mirror in the morning

Never look in the mirror in the morning

Thanks for letting me know

Thanks for letting me know

I never have any regrets

I never have any regrets

Have a nice day

Have a nice day

If you ever see how you look when you talk

If you ever see how you look when you talk

I keep thinking you can't get any dumber

I keep thinking you can't get any dumber

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth

Don't be yourself

Don't be yourself

Just stop talking

Just stop talking

I’m sorry you got offended

I’m sorry you got offended

Some people

Some people

I was today years old when I realized

I was today years old when I realized

If I ever compare you

If I ever compare you

You won’t find anything

You won’t find anything

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you

May both sides

May both sides

Remember when everyone was just ignoring you

Remember when everyone was just ignoring you

Is your drama

Is your drama

People like you

People like you

Is there an app

Is there an app

I'm not a nerd

I'm not a nerd

People like you are the reason

People like you are the reason

You suck

You suck

When God made you

When God made you

Look in the mirror

Look in the mirror

If you’re going to act like a turd

If you’re going to act like a turd

Take my lowest priority

Take my lowest priority

It's really fun watching you

It's really fun watching you

Top 45 Best Comedy Roast

Top 45 Best Comedy Roast

You're washed-up

You're washed-up

My middle finger

My middle finger

You should

You should

Your kid is so annoying

Your kid is so annoying

Don’t worry about me

Don’t worry about me

Why are you rolling your eyes

Why are you rolling your eyes

You sound delusional

You sound delusional

Acting like a prick

Acting like a prick

Don’t worry about me

Don’t worry about me

You look so pretty

You look so pretty

The only thing bothering me

The only thing bothering me

You have

You have

Stupidity is a disease

Stupidity is a disease

You see that door

You see that door

You’re about as useful as

You’re about as useful as

You have more faces

You have more faces

You need a kiss

You need a kiss

You are ugly inside and out

You are ugly inside and out

You’re not stupid!

You’re not stupid!

You are even more useless

You are even more useless

You fear achievement

You fear achievement

You’ll never be the man

You’ll never be the man

When I look at you

When I look at you

Jealousy is a disease Get well soon

Jealousy is a disease Get well soon

The last time I saw something like you

The last time I saw something like you

When I look at you

When I look at you

You are the sun in my life

You are the sun in my life

You’re like

You’re like

You’re more disappointing

You’re more disappointing

Whoever told you to be yourself

Whoever told you to be yourself

You're the reason

You're the reason

You are what happens

You are what happens

When I see you coming

When I see you coming

When you start talking

When you start talking

You can be anything you want

You can be anything you want

You are two faced

You are two faced

You are forgettable

You are forgettable

Your bad personality

Your bad personality

You're certainly entitled

You're certainly entitled

You're like

You're like

Whenever you open your mouth

Whenever you open your mouth

You’re such a momma’s boy

You’re such a momma’s boy

It's all about balance

It's all about balance

The real heroes in this world

The real heroes in this world

There's nothing special about you

There's nothing special about you

When I look at you

When I look at you

Large and in charge

Large and in charge

When you disappear

When you disappear

I didn’t mean to offend you

I didn’t mean to offend you

There is someone out there for everyone

There is someone out there for everyone

I love what you have done with your hair

I love what you have done with your hair

It’s not that I don’t listen to you when you talk

It’s not that I don’t listen to you when you talk

You’re naturally

You’re naturally

You’re my favorite person

You’re my favorite person

Mirrors can't talk

Mirrors can't talk

You look grumpy

You look grumpy

If I had a face like yours

If I had a face like yours

If laughter is the best medicine

If laughter is the best medicine

I’m sorry

I’m sorry

The only work life balance I want

The only work life balance I want

You look like something

You look like something

I think I’ve seen you before

I think I’ve seen you before

My phone battery

My phone battery

I may not be perfect

I may not be perfect

The miracle is not that you finished

The miracle is not that you finished

The hardest job in the world

The hardest job in the world

Before you judge me

Before you judge me

Always remember

Always remember

Step out of your comfort zone

Step out of your comfort zone

It probably

It probably

The distance between dreams and reality

The distance between dreams and reality

Your inspirational quotes

Your inspirational quotes

I admire your relentless drive

I admire your relentless drive

You should stop worrying

You should stop worrying

I’m not fluent in idiot

I’m not fluent in idiot

I wish I spoke idiot

I wish I spoke idiot

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

Who said that

Who said that

Yo momma so FAT

Yo momma so FAT

You think you got bars

You think you got bars

The only thing you do

The only thing you do

Listen, I’m a nice person

Listen, I’m a nice person

I would love to insult you

I would love to insult you

I’d like to see things from your point of view

I’d like to see things from your point of view

Don’t take yourself so seriously

Don’t take yourself so seriously

Learn from your parents mistakes

Learn from your parents mistakes

I’m sorry you were offended

I’m sorry you were offended

If common sense is common

If common sense is common

The last thing I want to do is hurt you

The last thing I want to do is hurt you

If lying was a job

If lying was a job

I’m not saying you’re dumb

I’m not saying you’re dumb

Stop watching videos

Stop watching videos

If you can't understand me

If you can't understand me

If I wanted to hear from an idiot

If I wanted to hear from an idiot

We were going to roast you

We were going to roast you

Walls may have ears

Walls may have ears

When I look at you

When I look at you

You remind me of a cloud

You remind me of a cloud

Everybody brings happiness to a room

Everybody brings happiness to a room

When you look in the mirror

When you look in the mirror

I was today years old when I realized

I was today years old when I realized

You’re cute

You’re cute

Stop thinking

Stop thinking

You’re so dumb

You’re so dumb

I was going to stand

I was going to stand

I don’t want to be mean

I don’t want to be mean

I’m trying to think of an insult

I’m trying to think of an insult

Maybe you should try to eat make up

Maybe you should try to eat make up

You are way dumber

You are way dumber

Oh, I’m sorry

Oh, I’m sorry

You couldn't handle m

You couldn't handle m

You have miles to go

You have miles to go

Oops!

Oops!

You’re not that lucky

You’re not that lucky

Go back

Go back

Your face

Your face

You can't be

You can't be

Quick question

Quick question

You are the human version

You are the human version

Don’t worry about me

Don’t worry about me

Don’t be ashamed of who you are

Don’t be ashamed of who you are

If at first you don’t succeed

If at first you don’t succeed

This is a message from the universe

This is a message from the universe

So ugly

So ugly

When she was born

When she was born

Sat on a dollar

Sat on a dollar

So dumb

So dumb

Yo mama house so small

Yo mama house so small

a picture of her

a picture of her

When she was born

When she was born

She studied

She studied

So stupid

So stupid

You are so stupid

You are so stupid

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

You are so old

You are so old

You are so fat

You are so fat