Have you heard about Batman’s brother, Hi-Hatman? He’s a cymbal of justice #drums #drummer #drumming dyollnalyd 79 подписчиков Скачать
Have you heard about Batman’s brother, Hi-Hatman? He’s a cymbal of justice #drums #drummer #drumming Скачать
What do you call a really fast sheep? A lamb-orghini #drums #drummer #drumming #fast #lamborghini Скачать
What did the alligator say to the other alligator in their way? Excuse me, I need to get bayou Скачать
What did the customer say to the barber? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later Скачать
When does Mickey Mouse put up his new calendar? On New Ears Eve #drums #drummer #drumming #disney Скачать
Do you know why telling pizza jokes is so difficult? Because it’s all in the delivery #drums #pizza Скачать
Why is it so difficult to come up with a good umbrella joke? They usually go over people’s heads Скачать
If I could have lunch outside with only one Jonas Brother… I’d pick Nick #drums #jonasbrothers Скачать
How do you know if a jungle cat is telling the truth? If it’s a lion, you can tell right away #drums Скачать
What do you call a guitar that’s passed down from generation to generation? An heir guitar #drummer Скачать
Where do you find a Himalayan cat? You find him-a-layin on the couch #drums #drummer #drum #cat Скачать
Why’d the scientist disconnect his doorbell? He wanted to win the No-bell prize #drums #drummer Скачать
Why is it good to practice a presentation with a microphone? Because it can give you feedback #drums Скачать
What happens when you dream about driving a Ferrari? You’re fast asleep #drums #drummer #ferrari Скачать
What’s a three letter word that starts with gas? Car #drums #drummer #drumming #gas #car #cars Скачать
Which way do chickens swim in a pool? Cluckwise #drums #drummer #drumming #chicken #pool #swimming Скачать
What did the math teacher say when the parrot escaped? Polly gone! #drums #drummer #parrot #maths Скачать
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I don’t know… Alaska #drums #drummer Скачать
How do you clean Walt Disney World? With an Orlando Broom #drums #drummer #waltdisneyworld #orlando Скачать
What’s the difference between Krusty the Clown & an athletic rabbit? #drums #drummer #simpsons Скачать
What instrument does a show-off play on St. Patrick’s Day? The brag-pipes #drums #drummer #drumming Скачать
Did you know Rush has a huge following in the Czech Republic? Apparently they’re fans of Prague rock Скачать
Why was the pizza ringing? Because it had bell peppers on it #drums #drummer #drum #pizza #pepper Скачать
Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy? Because it was a weak day #drums #musical #theatre #disney Скачать
Why shouldn’t you trust a pastry chef on Valentine’s Day? Cause they’ll dessert you #drums #drummer Скачать
Anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? I keep hearing the same ones over & over #drums #drummer Скачать
What’d the astronaut do when they got tired of watching the moon? They called it a day #drummer Скачать
Did you know a boat can be a hat? pǝzᴉs dɐɔ ʇᴉ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇᴉ uɹnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ no⅄ #drums #boat Скачать
What does a caterpillar do on January 1st? It turns over a new leaf #drums #drummer #drum #newyear Скачать
Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrr #drums #drummer #drum #christmas #december Скачать
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets #drums #drummer #drum #gingerbread #cookie Скачать
Why did the turkey join a band? Because they had drum sticks #drums #drummer #drum #turkey #band Скачать
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll #drums #drummer #drum #breakfast #synonyms Скачать
What’s an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The spacebar #drums #drummer #astronaut #space Скачать
Why couldn’t the detective solve the lego crime? He couldn’t put the pieces together #drummer #lego Скачать
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener #drums #drummer #can #work #kitchen Скачать
What’s great about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels #drums #drummer #elevator #level Скачать
What is Indiana Jones' least favorite band? The Rolling Stones #drums #drummer #drum #indianajones Скачать
What happened when the red ship & the blue ship crashed? They were marooned #drums #drummer #maroon Скачать
What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? Tyranno-snorus #drums #drummer #dinosaur #sleep Скачать
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a light snack #drums #drummer #monster #snack Скачать
Did you hear about the weather for the Hip Hop festival? They’re calling for a Lil Wayne #drummer Скачать
What happened when the square had an accident? It became a wrecked angle #drums #drummer #square Скачать
What did the battery scream when it stepped on a Lego? AAA #drums #drummmer #drum #lego #battery Скачать
Why doesn’t anyone like a rich stone? They take everything for granite #drums #drummer #drum #stone Скачать
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case they got a hole in one #drums #drummer Скачать
What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump #drums #drummer #drum Скачать
What do you call a heavy metal band with financial problems? Megadebt #drums #drummer #heavymetal Скачать
Why was the computer tired after the road trip? It had a hard drive #drums #drummer #computer Скачать
Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? It had no atmosphere #drums #drummer #space Скачать
Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library? It was all booked up #drums #drummer #books Скачать
Why couldn’t the sailor learn the alphabet? He kept getting lost at C #drums #drummer #sailor Скачать
Did you hear about the French man who always wears denim? His name is Jean Jaquette #drummer #jeans Скачать
What do you call a Ferrari that’s been in a fender-bender? Al dente #drummer #ferrari #formula1 Скачать
What do you call a piece of bread that never gives you up? A Rick Roll #drums #rickastley #rickroll Скачать
Why was the devil exercising? He wanted to get a 666 pack #drums #drummer #ironmaiden #devil #666 Скачать
How do you know if an Irishman is having fun? He’s Dublin over with laughter #drummer #stpatricksday Скачать
Did you hear about the new Lego store opening? People were lined up for blocks #drums #drummer #lego Скачать
Why do cows wear cowbells? Because their horns don’t work #drums #drummer #drum #cowbell #cows Скачать
Just to show it’s not all perfect takes. Here’s a behind the scenes twofer today #drums #drummer Скачать
What concert costs 45 cents?50 Cent featuring Nickelback #drum #drummer #concert #50cent #nickelback Скачать
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired 🚲 #drums #drummer #bicycle #tired Скачать
Why do surfers eat cold food? They don’t like microwaves #drums #drummer #surf #surfer #microwave Скачать
What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office ✉️ #drums #drummer #alphabet #postoffice Скачать
Did you hear about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet #drums #drummer #chocolate Скачать
Neil Peart still remains my biggest inspiration #drums #drummer #rush #neilpeart #rushtheband Скачать
What year did New Years Day come before Christmas? Every year #drums #drummer #newyear #christmas Скачать
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house #drums #drummer #santa #holiday Скачать
Why do Bostonians love khakis? Because how else would they start their car? #drums #drummer #boston Скачать
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner because it’s 90 degrees #drums #drummer Скачать
What do you call someone who studies the color blue? A cyantologist #drums #drummer #blue #cyan Скачать
What was the turkey thankful for on thanksgiving? Vegetarians #drums #drummer #thanksgiving #turkey Скачать
Did you hear about the restaurant that plays dance music? They have rave reviews #drums #drummer Скачать
People who like electronic music are very persistent… They don’t techno for an answer #drummer Скачать
Tried combining the number 6 with the letter S… It ended up being a total 6-S #drums #drum #drummer Скачать
What newspaper does a triangle read? The hypotenews #drums #drummer #vicfirth #zildjian #triangle Скачать
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road? He was going on a Minnie vacation #drums #drummer #mickeymouse Скачать
Why were the apple & orange alone? Because the banana split #drums #drummer #banana #apple #orange Скачать
Why’d Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because his horse was too heavy to carry Скачать
How many Ramones does it take to change a lightbulb? 1-2-3-4! #drums #zildjian #vicfirth #ramones Скачать
Why’d the noodle get a ticket?It drove pasta stop sign 🍝 #drums #drummer #vicfirth #zildjian #pasta Скачать
What did the musician say on commercial break? Stay tuned #drums #drummer #vicfirth #zildjian #break Скачать
How do you organize a solar eclipse party? You planet #drums #drummer #vicfirth #zildjian #planet Скачать
What happens when you double park frogs? They get toad 🐸 #drums #drummer #vicfirth #zildjian #frog Скачать
Did you hear about the pessimist pony? He was a neigh-sayer #drums #drummer #zildjian #vicfirth Скачать
What has 6 wheels and flies? A garbage truck 🗑 #drums #drummer #zildjian #vicfirth #donutmedia Скачать
What state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid 🌊 #drums #drummer #vicfirth #zildjian #river Скачать
