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The 80s toys only the rich kids had

The 80s toys only the rich kids had

A more honest street sign cannot be found

A more honest street sign cannot be found

Texas, I love you… but I have some suggestions

Texas, I love you… but I have some suggestions

Imma gonna need that $6.25 back

Imma gonna need that $6.25 back

Because I might get hungry later

Because I might get hungry later

Actually, our church is doing a camping theme

Actually, our church is doing a camping theme

Our kitchen had an entire cabinet dedicated to these cups

Our kitchen had an entire cabinet dedicated to these cups

Things as 80s kids that younger generations don’t understand

Things as 80s kids that younger generations don’t understand

Weird Al Yankovic parodies BETTER than the original

Weird Al Yankovic parodies BETTER than the original

And you’ll pry my gen x ellipses from my cold 💀 hands…

And you’ll pry my gen x ellipses from my cold 💀 hands…

This is oddly satisfying as an adult

This is oddly satisfying as an adult

Things I am no longer interested in as an adult

Things I am no longer interested in as an adult

Tonight we’re having Italian!

Tonight we’re having Italian!

I’ve actually been feeling a little sad

I’ve actually been feeling a little sad

Things I didn’t realize would take SO MUCH of my time as an adult

Things I didn’t realize would take SO MUCH of my time as an adult

Next I’m gonna update the fridge firmware

Next I’m gonna update the fridge firmware

The effort is there, but I think there’s some confusion over the actual problem

The effort is there, but I think there’s some confusion over the actual problem

Top five things I’ll be doing during the next eclipse in 20 years when I’m 70

Top five things I’ll be doing during the next eclipse in 20 years when I’m 70

McDonald’s, you need this

McDonald’s, you need this

Does your car have a truck mode?

Does your car have a truck mode?

When things become easier and HARDER at the same time

When things become easier and HARDER at the same time

When Cousin Eddie pulls up after his Christmas vacation #80snostalgia

When Cousin Eddie pulls up after his Christmas vacation #80snostalgia

Ours is named Geoffrey

Ours is named Geoffrey

I used to be cool… #dadlife #dadhumor #minivan

I used to be cool… #dadlife #dadhumor #minivan

When the gas station music scheduler’s got jokes #daylightsavings

When the gas station music scheduler’s got jokes #daylightsavings

How do you not know THIS rule at the gym?!

How do you not know THIS rule at the gym?!

Who grew up watching this?

Who grew up watching this?

Is this my 15 seconds of FAME?

Is this my 15 seconds of FAME?

We are not the same

We are not the same

I cooked tonight

I cooked tonight

Going to the gym and this is what I have to show for it

Going to the gym and this is what I have to show for it

That show you and your spouse only watch TOGETHER

That show you and your spouse only watch TOGETHER

Dad, don’t embarrass us

Dad, don’t embarrass us

Gen Z out here changing the rules

Gen Z out here changing the rules

Why it gotta be like that?!

Why it gotta be like that?!

When stores are SOLD OUT of Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes

When stores are SOLD OUT of Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes

I’m not saying I don’t complain about it, but…

I’m not saying I don’t complain about it, but…

I was in the market for a banana slicer anyways

I was in the market for a banana slicer anyways

Going back to high school after 30 years

Going back to high school after 30 years

Don’t miss this crucial step in your relationships

Don’t miss this crucial step in your relationships

The more you know

The more you know

It’s my own place for peace and tranquility

It’s my own place for peace and tranquility

The summer my 18-year-old bought FOUR cars (compilation)

The summer my 18-year-old bought FOUR cars (compilation)

Why is my algorithm jacked up?

Why is my algorithm jacked up?

Are we putting too much pressure?

Are we putting too much pressure?

It’s me, hi 👋🏼

It’s me, hi 👋🏼

Either that or Nickelodeon

Either that or Nickelodeon

Both can exist in marriage… and parenting

Both can exist in marriage… and parenting

I don’t even know who I am anymore

I don’t even know who I am anymore

When you go to the hardware store for your daughter

When you go to the hardware store for your daughter

Mom! I know where babies come from!

Mom! I know where babies come from!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

This Roman Empire stuff is getting out of hand

This Roman Empire stuff is getting out of hand

Biology was worse…

Biology was worse…

How to dress your age (and still look stylish)

How to dress your age (and still look stylish)

As your kids get older, be prepared to let go of some of the “traditions” you have together

As your kids get older, be prepared to let go of some of the “traditions” you have together

Spontaneous is my middle name

Spontaneous is my middle name

I’m not hip to the lingo

I’m not hip to the lingo

When nostalgia meets the “antique” store

When nostalgia meets the “antique” store

High class society

High class society

I am once again asking for your financial support

I am once again asking for your financial support

Why I quit YouTube

Why I quit YouTube

Whaddya mean I’m always living in the past?!

Whaddya mean I’m always living in the past?!

These gen z kids making fun of my flip-flops… bet

These gen z kids making fun of my flip-flops… bet

It’s okay to admit when you need help

It’s okay to admit when you need help

Making silly videos with my teenager

Making silly videos with my teenager

Marriage in a nutshell

Marriage in a nutshell

How am I just finding out about this?!

How am I just finding out about this?!

That thing be filthy

That thing be filthy

Fact-checking this video from Oklahoma

Fact-checking this video from Oklahoma

I’m drowning in trending audio

I’m drowning in trending audio

I changed careers at each decade. Here’s what happened.

I changed careers at each decade. Here’s what happened.

Ever wonder why couples face communication hurdles early in marriage?

Ever wonder why couples face communication hurdles early in marriage?

Apparently our first date WASN’T great

Apparently our first date WASN’T great

Don’t get me started on songs by Prince, Smashing Pumpkins or Bowling For Soup

Don’t get me started on songs by Prince, Smashing Pumpkins or Bowling For Soup

Why do teenager daughters do this?

Why do teenager daughters do this?

I'm not doing this for myself

I'm not doing this for myself

Podcast episode 5 out now!

Podcast episode 5 out now!

In their defense, they do help clean too

In their defense, they do help clean too

It’s a major reward

It’s a major reward

Gen X being that sandwich generation

Gen X being that sandwich generation

But she got 2nd place in western pleasure

But she got 2nd place in western pleasure

I wasn’t prepared for this

I wasn’t prepared for this

She’s never done anything like this before

She’s never done anything like this before

But I did have a great summer

But I did have a great summer

When you’re older than you think #midlifecrisis

When you’re older than you think #midlifecrisis

My birthday isn’t until August

My birthday isn’t until August

I’m not as cool as I thought I was…

I’m not as cool as I thought I was…

To Hank Green (or anyone with a cancer diagnosis that's fresh on their mind)

To Hank Green (or anyone with a cancer diagnosis that's fresh on their mind)

This statement is incomplete

This statement is incomplete

She gave me an incomplete list #dadlife

She gave me an incomplete list #dadlife

When you’re overwhelmed by your kids’ schedules

When you’re overwhelmed by your kids’ schedules

The relationship between my todo list and my motivation to get it done

The relationship between my todo list and my motivation to get it done

Why is this middle of life stage so STRESSFUL?!

Why is this middle of life stage so STRESSFUL?!

I have a dishwasher rack full of these things!

I have a dishwasher rack full of these things!

Maybe the burrito at 10:30 last night wasn’t a good idea

Maybe the burrito at 10:30 last night wasn’t a good idea

What gen X can learn from millennials and gen Z

What gen X can learn from millennials and gen Z

The fears of an adult

The fears of an adult

How did I never notice this?!

How did I never notice this?!

What a Gen Xer would tell my younger selves (plural)

What a Gen Xer would tell my younger selves (plural)

I think empathy gets stronger as you get older

I think empathy gets stronger as you get older

I thought college all-nighters were tough…

I thought college all-nighters were tough…

I just need to get out and go to the store…

I just need to get out and go to the store…

My wife WINS the internet today…

My wife WINS the internet today…

I don’t think I’m getting a return call from Jake at State Farm…

I don’t think I’m getting a return call from Jake at State Farm…

I don’t need this kind of passive aggressive nonsense in my life…

I don’t need this kind of passive aggressive nonsense in my life…

I thought my future would be so much different…

I thought my future would be so much different…

This is your sign (just don’t throw away those chip clips!)

This is your sign (just don’t throw away those chip clips!)

We found a dog - part 2

We found a dog - part 2

This is not my dog… 😳

This is not my dog… 😳

Gen X vs Gen Z when it comes to the word “dog”

Gen X vs Gen Z when it comes to the word “dog”

3 TIMES I sang for the school attendance office when my daughter was sick

3 TIMES I sang for the school attendance office when my daughter was sick

Does anyone else feel this way?

Does anyone else feel this way?

Am I the old man for hating self checkout?!

Am I the old man for hating self checkout?!

Making Kraft dinner is absolutely cooking!

Making Kraft dinner is absolutely cooking!

Kohl’s, I don’t have time for your shenanigans!

Kohl’s, I don’t have time for your shenanigans!

I promise this story has a happy ending

I promise this story has a happy ending

What it’s like officiating a wedding

What it’s like officiating a wedding

STOP making goals

STOP making goals

When it’s time for dinner but you need to eat healthy…

When it’s time for dinner but you need to eat healthy…

When your hair stylist is also your therapist…

When your hair stylist is also your therapist…

My children will RUIN Christmas if they watch THIS video

My children will RUIN Christmas if they watch THIS video

Doing THIS before I emotionally crash and burn

Doing THIS before I emotionally crash and burn

Can my daughter name songs from my high school years (and I guess hers)

Can my daughter name songs from my high school years (and I guess hers)

Many parents WRESTLE with this… but few TALK about it

Many parents WRESTLE with this… but few TALK about it

Oklahoma weather is schizophrenic

Oklahoma weather is schizophrenic

Can you be inspired at a funeral?

Can you be inspired at a funeral?

When you grocery shop for your wife

When you grocery shop for your wife

DIVIDE AND CONQUER

DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Antique shopping with people I met on the internet

Antique shopping with people I met on the internet

My to-do list process and its significant FLAW

My to-do list process and its significant FLAW

I didn’t know I’d be doing THIS today?!

I didn’t know I’d be doing THIS today?!

Is “meet the teacher” even necessary with my high schooler?

Is “meet the teacher” even necessary with my high schooler?

Is it okay to FAIL? (my home DIY story)

Is it okay to FAIL? (my home DIY story)

The HARDEST part about living in the same place for 37 years

The HARDEST part about living in the same place for 37 years

How to RUIN your vacation in FIVE seconds

How to RUIN your vacation in FIVE seconds

How to relate to teenagers

How to relate to teenagers

I’m only doing this because of HER

I’m only doing this because of HER

Fixing an air conditioner in a thunderstorm

Fixing an air conditioner in a thunderstorm

CRAZIEST amateur fireworks show

CRAZIEST amateur fireworks show

How does buying from Carmax work?

How does buying from Carmax work?

I thought the answers to certain questions were just assumed… #raisingdaughters #parentingteens

I thought the answers to certain questions were just assumed… #raisingdaughters #parentingteens

When you’re the broker for your daughter’s Amazon purchases #dadlife

When you’re the broker for your daughter’s Amazon purchases #dadlife

My car is GONE!

My car is GONE!

Birthday week didn’t go as planned

Birthday week didn’t go as planned

I got a school bus STUCK in water four feet deep

I got a school bus STUCK in water four feet deep

Learning to VLOG at SUMMER CAMP

Learning to VLOG at SUMMER CAMP

The moment it REALLY hits as a parent - this season is OVER

The moment it REALLY hits as a parent - this season is OVER

JUST START is the hardest part

JUST START is the hardest part

Pulling a HORSE TRAILER for the FIRST TIME

Pulling a HORSE TRAILER for the FIRST TIME

I found this time capsule in my house

I found this time capsule in my house

What it’s REALLY like making YouTube videos

What it’s REALLY like making YouTube videos

I’m going to DIE in this parking garage

I’m going to DIE in this parking garage

Going to therapy

Going to therapy

3 choir concerts and 3 DEGREES outside

3 choir concerts and 3 DEGREES outside

DESPERATE for Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes

DESPERATE for Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes

The beauty of being forced to slow down

The beauty of being forced to slow down

It's not a garage sale, it's the... WHAT?!

It's not a garage sale, it's the... WHAT?!

Another full week in the cancer treatment center

Another full week in the cancer treatment center

I had a birthday parade… with horses!

I had a birthday parade… with horses!

I knew this day would come - my hair is falling out

I knew this day would come - my hair is falling out

My first time out driving in TWO weeks - I'm hungry for Chick-fil-A

My first time out driving in TWO weeks - I'm hungry for Chick-fil-A

I made a song with my chemotherapy medicine pump

I made a song with my chemotherapy medicine pump

What the first week of chemotherapy treatment is like

What the first week of chemotherapy treatment is like

Tornado WARNING in Oklahoma

Tornado WARNING in Oklahoma

Everyone should have a pet

Everyone should have a pet

… but the good news is she had a full tank of gas

… but the good news is she had a full tank of gas

Why did I leave the house like this?!

Why did I leave the house like this?!

Our teenagers have to sign a cell phone contract

Our teenagers have to sign a cell phone contract

Can I get past airport security?

Can I get past airport security?

Look stylish in your 40s by doing this one simple thing

Look stylish in your 40s by doing this one simple thing

He bought FOUR cars in TWO months

He bought FOUR cars in TWO months

I have to go to the hospital

I have to go to the hospital

Sometime today I will feel like trash

Sometime today I will feel like trash

Leaving everything behind

Leaving everything behind

Are these kids even LISTENING to me?!

Are these kids even LISTENING to me?!

The hardest thing about raising teenagers

The hardest thing about raising teenagers

This might not be comfortable

This might not be comfortable

It wasn’t my son’s fault

It wasn’t my son’s fault

I better not regret this

I better not regret this

She’s leaving me

She’s leaving me

Dad: "We don't need a dumb dog"

Dad: "We don't need a dumb dog"

Buying a sports car with my son across state lines (midlife crisis?!)

Buying a sports car with my son across state lines (midlife crisis?!)

I’m documenting my midlife crisis

I’m documenting my midlife crisis