Канал: sailor鄧mel

I WANNA COME

I WANNA COME

Schrödinger’s Nut

Schrödinger’s Nut

the GAP in my RESUME???

the GAP in my RESUME???

*at the crematory* do you guys take walk-ins?

at the crematory do you guys take walk-ins?

HOT TAKE: coming home vs. coming AT home

HOT TAKE: coming home vs. coming AT home

i wanna get STUFFED

i wanna get STUFFED

when i wanna sound impressive in interviews i say…

when i wanna sound impressive in interviews i say…

YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420 out now everywhere

YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420 out now everywhere

daily reminder: don’t kys, time will do it for you

daily reminder: don’t kys, time will do it for you

YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420 (written by me + @scumbagdad)

YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420 (written by me + @scumbagdad)

i’m so proud of how much you’ve grown :)

i’m so proud of how much you’ve grown :)

YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420 out now everywhere

YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420 out now everywhere

it’s cool to fail

it’s cool to fail

it’s cool to fail

it’s cool to fail

making small talk with my barista :)

making small talk with my barista :)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT RELAXED I’M SO RELAXED

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT RELAXED I’M SO RELAXED

I’M SO LOCKED IN TO BEING RELAXED

I’M SO LOCKED IN TO BEING RELAXED

“YOU’RE IN HIS DMS” BY @sailormel69420 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE

“YOU’RE IN HIS DMS” BY @sailormel69420 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE

stream YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420

stream YOU’RE IN HIS DMS by @sailormel69420

you’re in his DMs. i’m hiding in his walls @sailormel69420

you’re in his DMs. i’m hiding in his walls @sailormel69420

WHEN YOU’RE THE MOST RELAXED PERSON IN THE WORLD @tpain #DreamTrackAI

WHEN YOU’RE THE MOST RELAXED PERSON IN THE WORLD @tpain #DreamTrackAI

I LOVE BEING SO EFFORTLESSLY CHILL @demilovato #DreamTrackAI

I LOVE BEING SO EFFORTLESSLY CHILL @demilovato #DreamTrackAI

I didn’t get a job at Google until the 3rd time I applied

I didn’t get a job at Google until the 3rd time I applied

Welcome to Pander Express!

Welcome to Pander Express!

Welcome to Pander Express! @ThankYouComeAgainPod

Welcome to Pander Express! @ThankYouComeAgainPod

I’M. SO. FUN.

I’M. SO. FUN.

the gap in my resume? @papoose #DreamTrackAI

the gap in my resume? @papoose #DreamTrackAI

I. AM. SO. CHILL. @sailormel69420

I. AM. SO. CHILL. @sailormel69420

I AM LITERALLY SO CHILL!!!!!

I AM LITERALLY SO CHILL!!!!!

the best form of birth control is telling someone you have a podcast demilovato #DreamTrackAI

the best form of birth control is telling someone you have a podcast demilovato #DreamTrackAI

mustaches are the male equivalent of bangs. i said what i said @tpain #DreamTrackAI

mustaches are the male equivalent of bangs. i said what i said @tpain #DreamTrackAI

first time meeting aliens and asking a very important question @sailormel69420

first time meeting aliens and asking a very important question @sailormel69420

the most important question to ask when meeting an alien for the first time

the most important question to ask when meeting an alien for the first time

“4:20 O’CLOCK” BY @sailormel69420 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!!!!!

“4:20 O’CLOCK” BY @sailormel69420 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!!!!!

stream A! D! H! D! by @sailormel69420

stream A! D! H! D! by @sailormel69420

stream “I’M NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN!” by @sailormel69420

stream “I’M NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN!” by @sailormel69420

(RE)Build-A-Bear Taxidermy

(RE)Build-A-Bear Taxidermy

(RE)Build-A-Bear Taxidermy

(RE)Build-A-Bear Taxidermy

WHAT NOBODY REALIZES ACTUALLY MAKES US HUMAN @sailormel69420

WHAT NOBODY REALIZES ACTUALLY MAKES US HUMAN @sailormel69420

TOUCHING GRASS INAPPROPRIATELY @sailormel69420

TOUCHING GRASS INAPPROPRIATELY @sailormel69420

when they like your instagram story @sailormel69420

when they like your instagram story @sailormel69420

GETTING STUFFED AT BUILD-A-BEAR @sailormel69420

GETTING STUFFED AT BUILD-A-BEAR @sailormel69420

people who like your instagram story

people who like your instagram story

“no worries!” - me, who could not be more worried @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

“no worries!” - me, who could not be more worried @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

getting “stuffed” at Build-A-Bear

getting “stuffed” at Build-A-Bear

TOUCHING GRASS INAPPROPRIATELY

TOUCHING GRASS INAPPROPRIATELY

WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE HUMAN (NO ONE KNOWS THIS)

WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE HUMAN (NO ONE KNOWS THIS)

getting stuffed at Build-A-Bear @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

getting stuffed at Build-A-Bear @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

stream A! D! H! D! by @sailormel69420

stream A! D! H! D! by @sailormel69420

stream “A! D! H! D!” by @sailormel69420

stream “A! D! H! D!” by @sailormel69420

i will not deny the baby hair creature that i am @demilovato #DreamTrackAI #babyhairs

i will not deny the baby hair creature that i am @demilovato #DreamTrackAI #babyhairs

when he tells me to smile more 😍 @scumbagdad @sailormel69420

when he tells me to smile more 😍 @scumbagdad @sailormel69420

me when he tells me i’m not like other girls @scumbagdad @sailormel69420

me when he tells me i’m not like other girls @scumbagdad @sailormel69420

when he says “ur not like other girls” 😍 @scumbagdad @sailormel69420

when he says “ur not like other girls” 😍 @scumbagdad @sailormel69420

i’m watching for the plot. don’t miss my guest appearance on Carter Cruise’s podcast “EX V1️⃣RG1️⃣N”

i’m watching for the plot. don’t miss my guest appearance on Carter Cruise’s podcast “EX V1️⃣RG1️⃣N”

daily reminder from @scumbagdad and @sailormel69420

daily reminder from @scumbagdad and @sailormel69420

i am cringe but i am free. catch me on episode 29 of Carter Cruise’s podcast “EX V1️⃣RG1️⃣N”

i am cringe but i am free. catch me on episode 29 of Carter Cruise’s podcast “EX V1️⃣RG1️⃣N”

daily reminder from @scumbagdad and @sailormel69420

daily reminder from @scumbagdad and @sailormel69420

baby hair gang wya? @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

baby hair gang wya? @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

eagerly awaiting my Bloomingdale’s sponsorship. catch me on ⁠Carter Cruise’s pod “EX V1️⃣RG1️⃣N”

eagerly awaiting my Bloomingdale’s sponsorship. catch me on ⁠Carter Cruise’s pod “EX V1️⃣RG1️⃣N”

stream “Don’t K1️⃣Yourself, You’ll D1️⃣e Anyway” by @sailormel69420

stream “Don’t K1️⃣Yourself, You’ll D1️⃣e Anyway” by @sailormel69420

i’m just like other girls 😍 @sailormel69420

i’m just like other girls 😍 @sailormel69420

the power of friendship @ThankYouComeAgainPod with @Chedurena and @Stanzipotenza

the power of friendship @ThankYouComeAgainPod with @Chedurena and @Stanzipotenza

me after doing the bare minimum @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

me after doing the bare minimum @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

stream “I’M NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN!” by @sailormel69420

stream “I’M NEVER EATING CHEESE AGAIN!” by @sailormel69420

the secret to my confidence - @sailormel69420

the secret to my confidence - @sailormel69420

me when i 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

me when i 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

“i’m just like other girls” - @sailormel69420

“i’m just like other girls” - @sailormel69420

“I’m Just Like Other Girls” - @sailormel69420

“I’m Just Like Other Girls” - @sailormel69420

@ThankYouComeAgainPod with @sailormel69420 and @Chedurena

@ThankYouComeAgainPod with @sailormel69420 and @Chedurena

@ThankYouComeAgainPod hosted by @sailormel69420

@ThankYouComeAgainPod hosted by @sailormel69420

I! AM! NORMAL! @papoose #dreamtrackai

I! AM! NORMAL! @papoose #dreamtrackai

“most people are sheep”

“most people are sheep”

sorry what was your name again? @sailormel69420

sorry what was your name again? @sailormel69420

the only reason i’m mentally stable

the only reason i’m mentally stable

me when i hype myself up to finish a simple task @sailormel69420

me when i hype myself up to finish a simple task @sailormel69420

me when i realize my actions have consequences @sailormel69420

me when i realize my actions have consequences @sailormel69420

don’t underestimate me @sailormel69420

don’t underestimate me @sailormel69420

when you have the attention span of a goldfish but need to force yourself to focus @sailormel69420

when you have the attention span of a goldfish but need to force yourself to focus @sailormel69420

Indeed x Creed: Can You Get Me Hired?

Indeed x Creed: Can You Get Me Hired?

@ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

@ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

sorry i didn’t text u back i was fighting demons @papoose #DreamTrackAI

sorry i didn’t text u back i was fighting demons @papoose #DreamTrackAI

don’t get distracted don’t get distracted don’t get distracted don’t get distracted @sailor

don’t get distracted don’t get distracted don’t get distracted don’t get distracted @sailor

my last 2 braincells when any minor inconvenience happens @sailormel69420

my last 2 braincells when any minor inconvenience happens @sailormel69420

when u don’t have a groundhog on groundhog’s day @papoose #DreamTrackAI

when u don’t have a groundhog on groundhog’s day @papoose #DreamTrackAI

i have no short-term memory. also, i have no short-term memory @sailormel69420

i have no short-term memory. also, i have no short-term memory @sailormel69420

escaping out a guy’s window

escaping out a guy’s window

can u find the magical bean? → sailormel.space from feb.19.24 - mar.8.24 🌺

can u find the magical bean? → sailormel.space from feb.19.24 - mar.8.24 🌺

wdym u don’t have a vday date i’m literally right here

wdym u don’t have a vday date i’m literally right here

this should be the hold music for the hotline @sailormel69420

this should be the hold music for the hotline @sailormel69420

@papoose #DreamTrackAI i am not the first person to think The Super Bowl should be about Bowling

@papoose #DreamTrackAI i am not the first person to think The Super Bowl should be about Bowling

@ThankYouComeAgainPod do girls like gucci pressure?

@ThankYouComeAgainPod do girls like gucci pressure?

@ThankYouComeAgainPod elmer’s doesn’t want you to know this

@ThankYouComeAgainPod elmer’s doesn’t want you to know this

your friend who just got into ice baths

your friend who just got into ice baths

when your friend’s stand-up is really good @ThankYouComeAgainPod

when your friend’s stand-up is really good @ThankYouComeAgainPod

daily affirmation @sailormel69420

daily affirmation @sailormel69420

happy #lunarnewyear to me specifically @sailormel69420

happy #lunarnewyear to me specifically @sailormel69420

✨daily affirmation✨ @sailormel69420

✨daily affirmation✨ @sailormel69420

daily pep talk @sailormel69420

daily pep talk @sailormel69420

@ThankYouComeAgainPod eating normal mushrooms on my normal trip to Amsterdam

@ThankYouComeAgainPod eating normal mushrooms on my normal trip to Amsterdam

@papoose #DreamTrackAI i have no short term memory

@papoose #DreamTrackAI i have no short term memory

being ugly in high school prepares you for anything @ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

being ugly in high school prepares you for anything @ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

when nobody wants to host @ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

when nobody wants to host @ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

i just really want to come over @ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

i just really want to come over @ThankYouComeAgainPod @sailormel69420

the truth behind r€ctal bl€€ding @ThankYouComeAgainPod

the truth behind r€ctal bl€€ding @ThankYouComeAgainPod

actual footage of me after saying “idc” / “no worries” @sailormel69420 lovable.mp3

actual footage of me after saying “idc” / “no worries” @sailormel69420 lovable.mp3

“lovable.mp3” Official Music Video out now @sailormel69420

“lovable.mp3” Official Music Video out now @sailormel69420

wait y was ur añů$ bl33ding? @ThankYouComeAgainPod

wait y was ur añů$ bl33ding? @ThankYouComeAgainPod

when you jerk at work @ThankYouComeAgainPod

when you jerk at work @ThankYouComeAgainPod

nooo don’t kys ur so s3ggsy ahah @sailormel69420

nooo don’t kys ur so s3ggsy ahah @sailormel69420

pov: u post once about ur mental health & now this is ur feed @sailormel69420

pov: u post once about ur mental health & now this is ur feed @sailormel69420

don’t kys, u’ll d!e anyway. just wait @sailormel69420

don’t kys, u’ll d!e anyway. just wait @sailormel69420

ice bath bros @papoose #DreamTrackAI

ice bath bros @papoose #DreamTrackAI

your friend who just got into ice baths

your friend who just got into ice baths

the most inspirational message you will ever hear in this h3llscape of a life @sailormel69420

the most inspirational message you will ever hear in this h3llscape of a life @sailormel69420

got the sunday scaries? well u won’t anymore after hearing this @sailormel69420

got the sunday scaries? well u won’t anymore after hearing this @sailormel69420

this song saves lives

this song saves lives

ya sëggž is kewl but have u ever played the race card??? 😮‍💨

ya sëggž is kewl but have u ever played the race card??? 😮‍💨

this song saves lives @sailormel69420

this song saves lives @sailormel69420

@papoose #DreamTrackAI we need ai generated tax and healthcare forms

@papoose #DreamTrackAI we need ai generated tax and healthcare forms

don’t kys, d3ath is gonna happen @sailormel69420

don’t kys, d3ath is gonna happen @sailormel69420

don’t kys, time will do it for u :) @sailormel69420

don’t kys, time will do it for u :) @sailormel69420

the race car(d) @sailormel69420

the race car(d) @sailormel69420

monday reminder: don’t kys, u’ll die anyway :) @sailormel69420

monday reminder: don’t kys, u’ll die anyway :) @sailormel69420

don’t kill yourself, time will do it for you

don’t kill yourself, time will do it for you

Dyson still hasn’t paid me for this

Dyson still hasn’t paid me for this

I’M SO F***ING ASIAN!

I’M SO F***ING ASIAN!

nevertheless my baby hairs persisted @papoose #dreamtrackai

nevertheless my baby hairs persisted @papoose #dreamtrackai

did somebody order The Catfish?

did somebody order The Catfish?

i’m so f***ing asian

i’m so f***ing asian

sailor鄧mel ft. thalo - lovable.mp3 (Official Music Video)

sailor鄧mel ft. thalo - lovable.mp3 (Official Music Video)

why AI will never replace me @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

why AI will never replace me @officialcharlixcx #DreamTrackAI

starting off 2024 strong (bedridden with the flu) @sia #DreamTrackAI

starting off 2024 strong (bedridden with the flu) @sia #DreamTrackAI

2020 is almost over (sailormel.space until 11:59pm 12/31)

2020 is almost over (sailormel.space until 11:59pm 12/31)

my love can be bought at sailormel.space

my love can be bought at sailormel.space

the real reason bees are better than spiders @papoose #DreamTrackAI

the real reason bees are better than spiders @papoose #DreamTrackAI

how to avoid getting arrested over the holidays @papoose #DreamTrackAI

how to avoid getting arrested over the holidays @papoose #DreamTrackAI

god knew i would be too powerful if i could keep my baby hairs in check @charlieputh #DreamTrackAI

god knew i would be too powerful if i could keep my baby hairs in check @charlieputh #DreamTrackAI

no matter what happens i will never agree to pickleball @johnlegend #DreamTrackAI

no matter what happens i will never agree to pickleball @johnlegend #DreamTrackAI

POV: You die and wake up in Spotify Wrapped Purgatory

POV: You die and wake up in Spotify Wrapped Purgatory

last day of Pro Nut November

last day of Pro Nut November

seasonal reminder to not unalive yourself

seasonal reminder to not unalive yourself

hey #DreamTrackAI can u write an angsty @demilovato song about feeling like a giraffe?

hey #DreamTrackAI can u write an angsty @demilovato song about feeling like a giraffe?

last week of Pro Nut November

last week of Pro Nut November

here’s what an AI thinks T-Pain hating ketchup sounds like @tpain #DreamTrackAI #YouTubeTester

here’s what an AI thinks T-Pain hating ketchup sounds like @tpain #DreamTrackAI #YouTubeTester

calmly explaining to my lactose-tolerant friend what it’s like being lactose-intolerant

calmly explaining to my lactose-tolerant friend what it’s like being lactose-intolerant

the reason i’m not doing No Nut November this year 😤

the reason i’m not doing No Nut November this year 😤

DYSON DIDN’T PAY ME FOR THIS

DYSON DIDN’T PAY ME FOR THIS

SUMMONING ALL ASIANS

SUMMONING ALL ASIANS

I’M SO F***ING ASIAN!

I’M SO F***ING ASIAN!

2 asian girls 1 EDM banger (ft. CHYL)

2 asian girls 1 EDM banger (ft. CHYL)

every anime where the protagonist is 1/2-human 1/2-monster (ft. Stanzi Potenza & Scumbag Dad)

every anime where the protagonist is 1/2-human 1/2-monster (ft. Stanzi Potenza & Scumbag Dad)

am i r*cist against seals?

am i r*cist against seals?

The Nutting-Kruger Effect

The Nutting-Kruger Effect

when one door closes

when one door closes

looking for new ways to not have fun?

looking for new ways to not have fun?

i am so good at marketing

i am so good at marketing

looking for love in all the wrong places

looking for love in all the wrong places

do u think i’m lovable just bc i’m hot 🙃

do u think i’m lovable just bc i’m hot 🙃

LinkedIn Park

LinkedIn Park

“where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

“where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

i’m so sorry for this

i’m so sorry for this

stream “lovable.mp3”

stream “lovable.mp3”

when mediocre artists you’ve never heard of try to promote their music online

when mediocre artists you’ve never heard of try to promote their music online

stream “lovable.mp3” or else

stream “lovable.mp3” or else

DiD i JuSt WrItE tHe SoNg Of ThE sUmMeR

DiD i JuSt WrItE tHe SoNg Of ThE sUmMeR

for pride this month i’m coming out as a hopeless romantic

for pride this month i’m coming out as a hopeless romantic

this is what a tummy ache survivor looks like

this is what a tummy ache survivor looks like

i’m a tummy ache survivor ok i am so strong

i’m a tummy ache survivor ok i am so strong

this is why i don’t have a Valentine’s Day date

this is why i don’t have a Valentine’s Day date

i’m single who wants me on feb 14

i’m single who wants me on feb 14

*during a one-night stand* i’m free feb. 14th btw

during a one-night stand i’m free feb. 14th btw

me and Stanzi Potenza discuss our bodies on What Fresh Hell Is This podcast #shorts

me and Stanzi Potenza discuss our bodies on What Fresh Hell Is This podcast #shorts

3D PRINTED SHOES

3D PRINTED SHOES

i’m free feb. 14

i’m free feb. 14

i got banned on LinkedIn lmao

i got banned on LinkedIn lmao

period content for the girlies

period content for the girlies

sobriety update part 4

sobriety update part 4

coworker who acts like a hero for coming into work sick

coworker who acts like a hero for coming into work sick

every time a friend has a birthday the shiver of mortality invades my spinal nerves

every time a friend has a birthday the shiver of mortality invades my spinal nerves

i love raving because i’m mentally ill

i love raving because i’m mentally ill

the secret to productivity nobody else is talking about except for me and me only

the secret to productivity nobody else is talking about except for me and me only

corporate coworker says they’re “putting out fires”

corporate coworker says they’re “putting out fires”

how i imagine tech bros talk to ChatGPT when they’re alone

how i imagine tech bros talk to ChatGPT when they’re alone

top flirty feminine things to say on a first date to guarantee you’ll both fall in love

top flirty feminine things to say on a first date to guarantee you’ll both fall in love

i don’t miss corporate rant/episode #2

i don’t miss corporate rant/episode #2

hell yeah i got botox #shorts

hell yeah i got botox #shorts

how to deal with hate #shorts

how to deal with hate #shorts

if you play animal crossing, i need your help #shorts

if you play animal crossing, i need your help #shorts

tik toks i film stoned #shorts

tik toks i film stoned #shorts

the sun is the only thing i can count on #shorts

the sun is the only thing i can count on #shorts

how to get a job at google #shorts

how to get a job at google #shorts

tell me you love AOT without telling me you love AOT #shorts

tell me you love AOT without telling me you love AOT #shorts

my favorite school subject #shorts

my favorite school subject #shorts

pov: dudes #shorts

pov: dudes #shorts

being friends with me #shorts

being friends with me #shorts

should i do it? #shorts

should i do it? #shorts

what god sees when he's watching me #shorts

what god sees when he's watching me #shorts

high on opioids, benzos, and painkillers #shorts

high on opioids, benzos, and painkillers #shorts

i want to ki_ _ you #shorts

i want to ki_ _ you #shorts