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What Are You Looking At, Young Man?

What Are You Looking At, Young Man?

5 Nights at Markipliers - Meat Canyon (Voiceover Dub)

5 Nights at Markipliers - Meat Canyon (Voiceover Dub)

The World's Most Awkward Kiss

The World's Most Awkward Kiss

That's the way you wanna go?!?

That's the way you wanna go?!?

Your relationship is now more in sync

Your relationship is now more in sync

We got a flying nail and a talking hammer

We got a flying nail and a talking hammer

You're not the engineer in the family

You're not the engineer in the family

Squirrels are nuts.

Squirrels are nuts.

Collaboration. Blah blah blah blah blah

Collaboration. Blah blah blah blah blah

When your silly gf makes a rookie mistake

When your silly gf makes a rookie mistake

Can I help you, J'zargo?

Can I help you, J'zargo?

You're here to fix your relationship.

You're here to fix your relationship.

Need a ride? 😏 Pt 2

Need a ride? 😏 Pt 2

Shadowmere vs Mountain

Shadowmere vs Mountain

Need a ride? 😏

Need a ride? 😏

There's something I wanna tell you...

There's something I wanna tell you...

Huh?!?!

Huh?!?!

When they order takeout and didn't get you anything

When they order takeout and didn't get you anything

When they order takeout, but didn't get you anything

When they order takeout, but didn't get you anything

When you try to socialize with people but your language is memes and random facts

When you try to socialize with people but your language is memes and random facts

You've sent an innocent man to jail. I hope you're proud of yourself

You've sent an innocent man to jail. I hope you're proud of yourself

What is it? Dragons?

What is it? Dragons?

Everybody, just calm down!

Everybody, just calm down!

What are you trying to say, Bothella?

What are you trying to say, Bothella?

You have the look of a killer

You have the look of a killer

Arch mage or not, my rules about books still stands

Arch mage or not, my rules about books still stands

Wait, Skyrim goats attack?

Wait, Skyrim goats attack?

Sister dear, could you try sewing those sleeves a little tighter?

Sister dear, could you try sewing those sleeves a little tighter?

Now, THAT'S some good necromancy

Now, THAT'S some good necromancy

When you get tired of mages running away

When you get tired of mages running away

How to complete Drowned Sorrows, Skyrims bugged quest that doesn't show up

How to complete Drowned Sorrows, Skyrims bugged quest that doesn't show up

When you forget where you were going

When you forget where you were going

Sabjorn after sending him to "prison"

Sabjorn after sending him to "prison"

You're welcome in Riften as long as you continue to obey our laws.

You're welcome in Riften as long as you continue to obey our laws.

Thief doesn't know how to react and it's hilarious

Thief doesn't know how to react and it's hilarious

Cats been hitting the Skooma, I'd say.

Cats been hitting the Skooma, I'd say.

I'm gonna send you both to Honorhall Orphanage!

I'm gonna send you both to Honorhall Orphanage!

So sick, can hardly stand it

So sick, can hardly stand it

Can you take a break?

Can you take a break?

Trying to pass Faralda without taking her test

Trying to pass Faralda without taking her test

Jarl Igmund, The Slow

Jarl Igmund, The Slow

I think Jarl Igmund is a little slow.

I think Jarl Igmund is a little slow.

Max out illusion like this

Max out illusion like this

When you use a master level spell, and all it does is change the room layout.

When you use a master level spell, and all it does is change the room layout.

When you're so sneaky the bandit forgets he's in the middle of combat

When you're so sneaky the bandit forgets he's in the middle of combat

Helping Brand-Shei after framing him and putting him in prison

He was too tired of me to finish

He was too tired of me to finish

When you don't respond so they repeat themselves

When you don't respond so they repeat themselves

When you're stopped by all the beautiful scenery

When you're stopped by all the beautiful scenery

They can do this all day

They can do this all day

Stay humble, Odar

Stay humble, Odar

Visiting the abandoned shack after completing the Dark Brotherhood quest line.

Visiting the abandoned shack after completing the Dark Brotherhood quest line.

When you finally get that hawk

When you finally get that hawk

The Thalmor know how to deal with Talos worshippers.

The Thalmor know how to deal with Talos worshippers.

She traveled from Solitude to Riften to tell me this.

She traveled from Solitude to Riften to tell me this.

I'm just trying to shop here, mam

I'm just trying to shop here, mam

"Help me, Dragonborn. I'm stuck."

"Help me, Dragonborn. I'm stuck."

Even Nazeem's wife can't stand him

Even Nazeem's wife can't stand him

Let me steal in peace!

Let me steal in peace!

Can't steal without getting caught? Do this.

Can't steal without getting caught? Do this.

*Does nothing* Says this:

Does nothing Says this:

J'zargo, you ok?

J'zargo, you ok?

Now ain't this a surprise.

Now ain't this a surprise.

Don't mind me, officer.

Don't mind me, officer.

So wholesome.

So wholesome.

I WORK THE FORGE!

I WORK THE FORGE!

Need something?

Need something?

*Swordfights in the streets* Lucia:

Swordfights in the streets Lucia:

Don't mess with the people of Falkreath!

Don't mess with the people of Falkreath!

Fighting the ebony warrior with a shiv

Fighting the ebony warrior with a shiv

Don't mind if I do!

Don't mind if I do!

What? How?

What? How?

Admit it, we've all done this

Admit it, we've all done this

How to fix Arcwind Point Bug or Glitch

How to fix Arcwind Point Bug or Glitch

This shout is AWESOME

This shout is AWESOME

When she's mad and pretends she's sleeping

When she's mad and pretends she's sleeping

They drink all day and night, and what do I do?

They drink all day and night, and what do I do?

Shadowmere: The horse with ZERO chill

Shadowmere: The horse with ZERO chill

He forgot to be sad

He forgot to be sad

Shadowmere really got no chill at all

Shadowmere really got no chill at all

Well, glad I'm not fiddling locks

Well, glad I'm not fiddling locks

Wow. Giants REALLY hate bunnies.

Wow. Giants REALLY hate bunnies.

Nice of you to....drop by

Nice of you to....drop by

10 years of Skyrim, and I still run into dialogue I've never heard.

10 years of Skyrim, and I still run into dialogue I've never heard.

When the guard notices your hoarding problem

When the guard notices your hoarding problem

This should only take a second

This should only take a second

Bethesda: "It's a feature."

Bethesda: "It's a feature."

Bun bun gonna die die!

Bun bun gonna die die!

Starting a family in Skyrim

Starting a family in Skyrim

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

Both my daughters. Now my wife?

Both my daughters. Now my wife?

Nice of you to...drop by

Nice of you to...drop by

Drug dealing in Skyrim be like:

Drug dealing in Skyrim be like:

This will never NOT be funny!

This will never NOT be funny!

Sometimes, I just can't help myself #skyrim #gaming #jumping

Sometimes, I just can't help myself #skyrim #gaming #jumping

I killed her for always catching me stealing - now I can enjoy taking freshly stocked goods in peace

I killed her for always catching me stealing - now I can enjoy taking freshly stocked goods in peace

Lucia, the psycho child

Lucia, the psycho child

NOTHING stops the courier

NOTHING stops the courier

Partysnax, R U OK?!?

Partysnax, R U OK?!?

Come then. See what I can do now

Come then. See what I can do now

Assault by cabbage???

Assault by cabbage???

Assault by cabbage???

Assault by cabbage???

Esbern, you're so slow!

Esbern, you're so slow!

Ummm, what?!?

Ummm, what?!?

Max Out Alteration like this

Max Out Alteration like this

Mother, what's the meaning of this?

Mother, what's the meaning of this?

Well, someone's got priorities

Well, someone's got priorities

Thou shalt not SPEAK!

Thou shalt not SPEAK!

Shahvee, The Optimist

Shahvee, The Optimist

The Poet: Scouts-Many-Marshes

The Poet: Scouts-Many-Marshes

Curved. Swords.

Curved. Swords.

I need to ask you to stop.

I need to ask you to stop.

me sliding into your DMs like:

me sliding into your DMs like:

The SMOOOOOTHEST guard in town

The SMOOOOOTHEST guard in town

Shadowmeres got no chill

Shadowmeres got no chill

They call us thieves and smugglers.

They call us thieves and smugglers.

Curved. Swords.

Curved. Swords.

Mila, The Invincible. Apparently.

Mila, The Invincible. Apparently.

Is this Skyrim or DBZ?

Is this Skyrim or DBZ?

You're mean. I hate you. I hate you forever and ever and ever.

You're mean. I hate you. I hate you forever and ever and ever.

If you can stop them, you'll be a true hero!

If you can stop them, you'll be a true hero!

Another day, another opportunity to learn!

Another day, another opportunity to learn!

46 Seconds of Talen-Jei Keeping You On Your Toes

46 Seconds of Talen-Jei Keeping You On Your Toes

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

We'll cross once it's safe

We'll cross once it's safe

How to PROPERLY run through Whiterun

How to PROPERLY run through Whiterun

Do you need something?

Do you need something?

What? No! Guard, help!

What? No! Guard, help!

I've told you where Sky Haven Temple is. I'll trust you to get us there in one piece.

I've told you where Sky Haven Temple is. I'll trust you to get us there in one piece.

I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING!

I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING!

Now move along, before you get me in trouble

Now move along, before you get me in trouble

Looking for something?

Looking for something?

Nurelion is asleep and dying???

Nurelion is asleep and dying???

Nazeem says THIS after you assault him

Nazeem says THIS after you assault him

Alrighty then. Don't mind me.

Alrighty then. Don't mind me.

Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job

Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job

Delphine, The Fighter

Delphine, The Fighter

I shouldn't let you walk out of here knowing what you know

I shouldn't let you walk out of here knowing what you know

I'll explain what I want, when I want, got it?

I'll explain what I want, when I want, got it?

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

No! Someone help me, please!

No! Someone help me, please!

I need you to help me show him the error of his ways

I need you to help me show him the error of his ways

Hey, you mix potions, right? Can you brew me an ale?

Hey, you mix potions, right? Can you brew me an ale?

Sven, Stawp

Sven, Stawp

Oh, did you need something?

Oh, did you need something?

Which one will you choose?

Which one will you choose?

The Nerve....

The Nerve....

Did you see someone run past just now?

Did you see someone run past just now?

When you're both on the sidewalk and you both won't move over

When you're both on the sidewalk and you both won't move over

The Thalmor know how to deal with Talos worshippers

The Thalmor know how to deal with Talos worshippers

By order of the jarl, stop right there

By order of the jarl, stop right there

What a loving marriage.

What a loving marriage.

I'm very dangerous. Don't make me come out there and hurt you

I'm very dangerous. Don't make me come out there and hurt you

Can you take a break?

Can you take a break?

I've been looking for you

I've been looking for you

Mammoth Had Enough

Mammoth Had Enough

Yeah, I'll Fight You, When Mammoths Fly. Hahaha.....Ha.

Yeah, I'll Fight You, When Mammoths Fly. Hahaha.....Ha.

Sven, I Don't Think They're Fans

Sven, I Don't Think They're Fans

Oh Well. Must Have Run Off.

Oh Well. Must Have Run Off.

The Nerve...

The Nerve...

Man, That Really Drags

Man, That Really Drags

This Is What Happens To You When You Speak Your Mind In This City!

This Is What Happens To You When You Speak Your Mind In This City!

Brynjolf, Please

Brynjolf, Please

Nature Sure Is Majestic

Nature Sure Is Majestic

You Don't Say?

You Don't Say?

I'm Going To Find Whoever Did This...

I'm Going To Find Whoever Did This...

Can I Help You, Talen-Jei?

Can I Help You, Talen-Jei?

Horse Space Mission Gone Wrong

Horse Space Mission Gone Wrong