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I’m not saying you’re ugly #animation #comedyroast #sarcasm

I’m not saying you’re ugly #animation #comedyroast #sarcasm

I have a bunch of short guys as friends #sarcasm #comedyroast #animation

I have a bunch of short guys as friends #sarcasm #comedyroast #animation

I will not have a battle of wits #animation #sarcasm #comedyroast

I will not have a battle of wits #animation #sarcasm #comedyroast

I would describe your personality as #sarcasm #comedyroast #animation

I would describe your personality as #sarcasm #comedyroast #animation

I don’t understand #comedyroast #sarcasm #animation

I don’t understand #comedyroast #sarcasm #animation

I have to say you're the best #comedyroast #sarcasm

I have to say you're the best #comedyroast #sarcasm

I smell something burning #comedyroast #animation #sarcasm

I smell something burning #comedyroast #animation #sarcasm

I can’t be mad at you

I can’t be mad at you

It’s just that you have bad luck

It’s just that you have bad luck

I have 90 billion nerves

I have 90 billion nerves

I just chose to hang out with you

I just chose to hang out with you

I look up to you

I look up to you

I wish I can beat you

I wish I can beat you

Every air that goes into you

Every air that goes into you

Do you ever wonder

Do you ever wonder

Stop complaining

Stop complaining

Large and in charge

Large and in charge

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

I’m not sure

I’m not sure

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so dumb

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

I apologize

I apologize

how the hell

how the hell

I admit that I have the worst taste

I admit that I have the worst taste

Beauty is only skin deep

Beauty is only skin deep

Anytime when someone says you’re so handsome

Anytime when someone says you’re so handsome

There's nothing wrong with you

There's nothing wrong with you

Work hard

Work hard

I'm pretty sure

I'm pretty sure

I’m not saying you’re boring

I’m not saying you’re boring

If laughter is the best medicine

If laughter is the best medicine

The only reason

The only reason

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat

Complete this sentence

Complete this sentence

I apologize if my forced apology sounded fake

I apologize if my forced apology sounded fake

Anytime when I need guidance

Anytime when I need guidance

I think I found your purpose in life

I think I found your purpose in life

I’ve saved your pictures on my phone

I’ve saved your pictures on my phone

You don't allow knowledge

You don't allow knowledge

It seems your face caught fire

It seems your face caught fire

Can you give me a break

Can you give me a break

Now I realize

Now I realize

The only way

The only way

it’s so cute when you try to talk

it’s so cute when you try to talk

I’d explain it to you

I’d explain it to you

I look up to you

I look up to you

Every time you open your mouth

Every time you open your mouth

I can’t be mad at you

I can’t be mad at you

I lose brain cells

I lose brain cells

I thought I had the flu

I thought I had the flu

Bye

Bye

I don’t want to rain on your parade

I don’t want to rain on your parade

I don’t sugarcoat

I don’t sugarcoat

I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash

I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash

Earth is full

Earth is full

I'm listening I just need a minute

I'm listening I just need a minute

What is wrong with you

What is wrong with you

Wish I had a flip phone

Wish I had a flip phone

Is there an app I can download

Is there an app I can download

Your teeth are so bad

Your teeth are so bad

Rolling your eyes

Rolling your eyes

I envy people

I envy people

55 comedy roasts compilation

55 comedy roasts compilation

Hey, your friends called

Hey, your friends called

Roasting you is the last thing I want to do

Roasting you is the last thing I want to do

So many people are pretty

So many people are pretty

Is there an app

Is there an app

Have a nice day

Have a nice day

Your maker really didn’t waste time

Your maker really didn’t waste time

I’m sorry

I’m sorry

How many licks

How many licks

You hear that

You hear that

Somewhere a tree is producing oxygen for you

Somewhere a tree is producing oxygen for you

If you were an inanimate object

If you were an inanimate object

I was hoping for a battle of wits

I was hoping for a battle of wits

It’s scary to think

It’s scary to think

I would call you an idiot

I would call you an idiot

I’d slap you

I’d slap you

If I throw a stick

If I throw a stick

You look like

You look like

I’m sorry

I’m sorry

You’re about as useful

You’re about as useful

It's the parents' job to raise their children right

It's the parents' job to raise their children right

It's not my fault

It's not my fault

Don’t get bitter

Don’t get bitter

Cry me a river

Cry me a river

I'd rather

I'd rather

I would call you an idiot

I would call you an idiot

I don’t know

I don’t know

Proof be gone

Proof be gone

Too bad you can’t Photoshop

Too bad you can’t Photoshop

Every time I see you

Every time I see you

I find it hilarious

I find it hilarious

The only reason I take you everywhere with me

The only reason I take you everywhere with me

No matter what you try to do

No matter what you try to do

I believed in evolution

I believed in evolution

I suggest you do a little soul searching

I suggest you do a little soul searching

Makeup can't

Makeup can't

I’m so sorry if my brutal honesty

I’m so sorry if my brutal honesty

I was today years old when I realized

I was today years old when I realized

The only reason

The only reason

If you ever need to find higher ground

If you ever need to find higher ground

Just remember

Just remember

Were you born this stupid

Were you born this stupid

When I see your face There's not a thing I would change

When I see your face There's not a thing I would change

I like the way you comb your hair

I like the way you comb your hair

You are even more useless

You are even more useless

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you

You’re not simply a drama queen

You’re not simply a drama queen

It must be tough to accept

It must be tough to accept

Everybody brings happiness to a room

Everybody brings happiness to a room

Do you know the best part about being your friend

Do you know the best part about being your friend

When you were born

When you were born

Everyone is entitled to one

Everyone is entitled to one

You are the reason

You are the reason

I’m not saying you’re ugly

I’m not saying you’re ugly

Yo mama so lazy

Yo mama so lazy

Just saw two zombies on a date

Just saw two zombies on a date

Whatever doesn’t harm you

Whatever doesn’t harm you

You have an entire life to be an idiot

You have an entire life to be an idiot

One minute

One minute

Your family tree

Your family tree

Life is full of disappointments

Life is full of disappointments

Well, the jerk store called

Well, the jerk store called

The last time I saw something like you

The last time I saw something like you

please move away from the sunlight

please move away from the sunlight

The first step towards failure

The first step towards failure

You’re so fake

You’re so fake

if you ran like your mouth

if you ran like your mouth

your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7

your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7

I'd like to see things from your point of view

I'd like to see things from your point of view

Those who doubt your ability

Those who doubt your ability

Dream is the only way for you

Dream is the only way for you

Always believe

Always believe

You can be

You can be

The more you talk

The more you talk

What are you looking at

What are you looking at

You are entitled to have an opinion

You are entitled to have an opinion

Nothing brightens up a room

Nothing brightens up a room

The best thing about you

The best thing about you

I’m so lucky

I’m so lucky

I would like to apologize

I would like to apologize

May your life

May your life

a face like that

a face like that

I may be drunk

I may be drunk

You sound better

You sound better

The best part about me

The best part about me

Your mom

Your mom

You have a face only a mother could love

You have a face only a mother could love

Without stupid people like you

Without stupid people like you

Excuse me miss

Excuse me miss

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid

I am just so talented

I am just so talented

I’m sorry I offended you

I’m sorry I offended you

If I wanted a stupid advice

If I wanted a stupid advice

Were you born this stupid

Were you born this stupid

I don't expect

I don't expect

The real heroes

The real heroes

I bet I could

I bet I could

Every time I see you

Every time I see you

I'm not an astronomer

I'm not an astronomer

I’m so sorry

I’m so sorry

It’s not that I don't listen to you

It’s not that I don't listen to you

Wish I had a flip phone

Wish I had a flip phone

Did I invite you to the barbecue

Did I invite you to the barbecue

Sometimes I need what only you can provide

Sometimes I need what only you can provide

Every day I hope you get your Chapstick

Every day I hope you get your Chapstick

If your mum got given one piece of bad advice

If your mum got given one piece of bad advice

You’re so annoying

You’re so annoying

I would explain everything to you

I would explain everything to you

It’s a parents job to raise their children right

It’s a parents job to raise their children right

Your personality is the reason

Your personality is the reason

Some might call you a smart ass

Some might call you a smart ass

Somewhere out there

Somewhere out there

Remember that time you were saying that thing

Remember that time you were saying that thing

Bye

Bye

Marriage is a wonderful institution

Marriage is a wonderful institution

I don't go crazy

I don't go crazy

Is your ass jealous

Is your ass jealous

You are not special

You are not special

She thought

She thought

Don't try to think

Don't try to think

Hold still

Hold still

I’ll never forget the first time we met

I’ll never forget the first time we met

I forgot the world revolves around you

I forgot the world revolves around you

Eminem the rapper

Eminem the rapper

You look like the type

You look like the type

You're like Google

You're like Google

When she gets in an elevator

When she gets in an elevator

Group insurance

Group insurance

So old

So old

When you were born

When you were born

When you walk into the dentist office

When you walk into the dentist office

Your face

Your face

So old

So old

When you smile

When you smile

left in high heels

left in high heels

When you skip a meal

When you skip a meal

You could walk into a Haunted House

You could walk into a Haunted House