Канал: My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb

Bike Commuting things (yawn)

Bike Commuting things (yawn)

Toronto July Bicycle Commuting "highlights"

Toronto July Bicycle Commuting "highlights"

Too close for comfort.

Too close for comfort.

Bike troubles, bud.

Bike troubles, bud.

Late summer bike commuting.

Late summer bike commuting.

Almost won the door prize.

Almost won the door prize.

Near right hook to start the day.

Near right hook to start the day.

I go left now.

I go left now.

Four-way stops are challenging.

Four-way stops are challenging.

Tesla's self-park feature needs work | Bicycling Toronto

Tesla's self-park feature needs work | Bicycling Toronto

This week's shenanigans | Bicycling Toronto

This week's shenanigans | Bicycling Toronto

Rush hour | Bicycling Toronto

Rush hour | Bicycling Toronto

"Are you stupid?" | Bicycling Toronto

"Are you stupid?" | Bicycling Toronto

A week in Toronto

A week in Toronto

Going-to-the-Sun Road Hyperlapse | Cycling Glacier National Park

Going-to-the-Sun Road Hyperlapse | Cycling Glacier National Park

Best Bike Ride in America? | Going-to-the-Sun Road, Glacier NP

Best Bike Ride in America? | Going-to-the-Sun Road, Glacier NP

bike + speed + pothole = no fun

bike + speed + pothole = no fun

Climbing 2 Passes (MacDonald & Flesher) | Bicycle Tour

Climbing 2 Passes (MacDonald & Flesher) | Bicycle Tour

Lightweight Biketouring/Bikepacking Setup | Part II

Lightweight Biketouring/Bikepacking Setup | Part II

Montana Bike Tour | Random stuff

Montana Bike Tour | Random stuff

Lightweight Biketouring/Bikepacking Setup (Montana edition)

Lightweight Biketouring/Bikepacking Setup (Montana edition)

how NOT to corner

how NOT to corner

Driving across Montana

Driving across Montana

Loose pup!

Loose pup!

"Spring" is here -- Bike Commuting in Montana

"Spring" is here -- Bike Commuting in Montana

nearly WRECKED

nearly WRECKED

Ice, snow, slush, dead deer.

Ice, snow, slush, dead deer.

Vehicle fire... sort of.

Vehicle fire... sort of.

A bit of winter riding.

A bit of winter riding.

Miami: more leftovers.

Miami: more leftovers.

Bike Commuting in Miami: the Leftovers

Bike Commuting in Miami: the Leftovers

Errands.

Errands.

New surroundings...

New surroundings...

Bike Commuting in Miami: 2016 in Review (Part II)

Bike Commuting in Miami: 2016 in Review (Part II)

Bike Commuting in Miami: 2016 in Review

Bike Commuting in Miami: 2016 in Review

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 9)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 9)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 8)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 8)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 7)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 7)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 6)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 6)

So, I nearly got squished today.

So, I nearly got squished today.

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 5)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 5)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 4)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 4)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 3)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 3)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 2)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 2)

Trump supporter, bicycle safety advocate

Trump supporter, bicycle safety advocate

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 1)

Bike Commuting in Miami (Compilation 1)

Close-ish call on the way home today.

Close-ish call on the way home today.

Unusual roadkill.

Unusual roadkill.

Miami On-Ramp Mayhem!

Miami On-Ramp Mayhem!

Look how far you got!

Look how far you got!

Cut off in a roundabout by a driver on their phone

Cut off in a roundabout by a driver on their phone

Blind corners suck (close-ish call)

Blind corners suck (close-ish call)

Why block one lane of traffic when you can block TWO?

Why block one lane of traffic when you can block TWO?

Turning is hard.

Turning is hard.

Can't see oncoming traffic? Just go for it!

Can't see oncoming traffic? Just go for it!

Traffic island thwarts SUV pass

Traffic island thwarts SUV pass

Loose pannier!

Loose pannier!

Miami drivers (still) struggle with this lane setup.

Miami drivers (still) struggle with this lane setup.

Box truck rolls through a stop sign.

Box truck rolls through a stop sign.

Cutting off a cop? Great idea.

Cutting off a cop? Great idea.

Near right hook!

Near right hook!

Motorist stuck!

Motorist stuck!

The smartest man in the entire world!

The smartest man in the entire world!

Some days it feels like everyone is trying to kill me (again)

Some days it feels like everyone is trying to kill me (again)

Out of the way, everyone! VIP has places to be!

Out of the way, everyone! VIP has places to be!

Waiting for the train...

Waiting for the train...

School zone wreck (aftermath only)

School zone wreck (aftermath only)

Bicycle mode engaged!

Bicycle mode engaged!

illegal pass + unsignaled pass + attempted education

illegal pass + unsignaled pass + attempted education

"Don't mind me, eveyone. I'm just looking for a parking spot."

"Don't mind me, eveyone. I'm just looking for a parking spot."

I hate this intersection.

I hate this intersection.

Passing on the right. Because reasons.

Passing on the right. Because reasons.

Invisibility cloak activated!

Invisibility cloak activated!

Don't drive on the rim!

Don't drive on the rim!

Jeep cuts off a motorcycle

Jeep cuts off a motorcycle

Nissan cuts a corner, nearly clips cyclist

Nissan cuts a corner, nearly clips cyclist

Jeep appears out of nowhere, nearly takes me out.

Jeep appears out of nowhere, nearly takes me out.

How do lanes work? (Part 2)

How do lanes work? (Part 2)

Near accident!

Near accident!

Left Turn Jeopardy!

Left Turn Jeopardy!

"I'm turning right... JUST KIDDING!!!"

"I'm turning right... JUST KIDDING!!!"

Get off your phone! You're gonna kill someone!

Get off your phone! You're gonna kill someone!

People really struggle with this lane set up.

People really struggle with this lane set up.

I rode like a jerk today.

I rode like a jerk today.

Advice from a driver: "There's crazy people out there"

Advice from a driver: "There's crazy people out there"

One left turner at a time, genius!

One left turner at a time, genius!

Entitled cyclist forces a BMW to run a red light

Entitled cyclist forces a BMW to run a red light

Some days it seems like everyone is trying to kill you.

Some days it seems like everyone is trying to kill you.

STOP YIELDING THE RIGHT OF WAY TO BICYCLES!!!

STOP YIELDING THE RIGHT OF WAY TO BICYCLES!!!

What you see on a typical commute in Miami

What you see on a typical commute in Miami

Four-way stop sign or roundabout? Miami planners say "both!"

Four-way stop sign or roundabout? Miami planners say "both!"

Miami drivers demonstrate how (and how not) to pass a cyclist

Miami drivers demonstrate how (and how not) to pass a cyclist

That's not how roundabouts work.

That's not how roundabouts work.

Secure your panniers!

Secure your panniers!

Get off your phone. Don't block traffic.

Get off your phone. Don't block traffic.

"Must get in front!"

"Must get in front!"

Right turn only? Naaaahhh!

Right turn only? Naaaahhh!

Bike on the road? Must honk!

Bike on the road? Must honk!

Stop sign politeness.

Stop sign politeness.

Garbage Day (Miami edition)

Garbage Day (Miami edition)

"Bet I can beat the storm home"

"Bet I can beat the storm home"

Traffic lights out? Thunderstorm? Good luck, Miami.

Traffic lights out? Thunderstorm? Good luck, Miami.

Two close passes today!

Two close passes today!

Biker doesn't want to wait at a red in the rain.

Biker doesn't want to wait at a red in the rain.

Near accident coming off the highway!

Near accident coming off the highway!

Kid on a bike with a death wish

Kid on a bike with a death wish

Driver CANNOT be stuck behind a cyclist AND a moped.

Driver CANNOT be stuck behind a cyclist AND a moped.

Car dragging its front bumper. Driver stops, rips it off, struggles to get it in his car.

Car dragging its front bumper. Driver stops, rips it off, struggles to get it in his car.

VIP makes his own turn lane.

VIP makes his own turn lane.

The elusive (and majestic) South Florida salmon.

The elusive (and majestic) South Florida salmon.

Stop sign runner dragging a palm frond

Stop sign runner dragging a palm frond

Where did she even come from?

Where did she even come from?

Nissan turns left from the right lane.

Nissan turns left from the right lane.

Cyclists behaving badly.

Cyclists behaving badly.

"I must get in front of this bicycle!"

"I must get in front of this bicycle!"

SUV has no time for red lights!

SUV has no time for red lights!

A familiar squeak...

A familiar squeak...

Left turner fails to yield to cross-walk user.

Left turner fails to yield to cross-walk user.

Red light jumper (and a bonus oblivious left turner!)

Red light jumper (and a bonus oblivious left turner!)

Lanes? Turn signals? Right of way? Who cares?!

Lanes? Turn signals? Right of way? Who cares?!

Pickup truck attempts a pointless overtake of a cyclist

Pickup truck attempts a pointless overtake of a cyclist

Emergency vehicle coming? Selfie time.

Emergency vehicle coming? Selfie time.

A cripple (and others) impeding left turning traffic

A cripple (and others) impeding left turning traffic

"Hold on, everyone! I just need to make a three point turn!"

"Hold on, everyone! I just need to make a three point turn!"

The Miami "turn signal"

The Miami "turn signal"

Coconuts!

Coconuts!

That's one way to park, I guess.

That's one way to park, I guess.

Rental van in a big damn hurry

Rental van in a big damn hurry

If you save a turtle, make sure you stop and take a picture.

If you save a turtle, make sure you stop and take a picture.

Cyclist Vandal!

Cyclist Vandal!

Reckless Jerk Speeds Through School Zone

Reckless Jerk Speeds Through School Zone

Miami Celebrates Bike to Work Day!

Miami Celebrates Bike to Work Day!

"I'm coming back in! Good luck, everyone!"

"I'm coming back in! Good luck, everyone!"

Truck takes a shortcut down a one-way

Truck takes a shortcut down a one-way

How to Deal with Railway Crossings: Miami Edition

How to Deal with Railway Crossings: Miami Edition

Intentional close pass.

Intentional close pass.

Some positivity for a change!

Some positivity for a change!

"Don't you do it."

"Don't you do it."

Distracted driver nearly rear ends someone.

Distracted driver nearly rear ends someone.

How to Intersection: Miami Edition

How to Intersection: Miami Edition

Left turner cuts the corner.

Left turner cuts the corner.

Ever feel paranoid around the cops?

Ever feel paranoid around the cops?

Full commute.

Full commute.

(Safe?) Red light runner

(Safe?) Red light runner

Ducklings.

Ducklings.

Polite drivers

Polite drivers

Tailgater.

Tailgater.

Left turner sees a gap in oncoming traffic, peels out.

Left turner sees a gap in oncoming traffic, peels out.

Stop sign-ish.

Stop sign-ish.

How NOT to make a left turn.

How NOT to make a left turn.

"Why don't you just ride on the sidewalk?"

"Why don't you just ride on the sidewalk?"

Morning Commute Crash (Aftermath)

Morning Commute Crash (Aftermath)

If he doesn't have to come to a stop, I don't have to... right?

If he doesn't have to come to a stop, I don't have to... right?

Sometimes, it's fun to draft trucks.

Sometimes, it's fun to draft trucks.

Mercedes absolutely must not get stuck behind a dump truck.

Mercedes absolutely must not get stuck behind a dump truck.

Big truck, little roundabout.

Big truck, little roundabout.

Escalade fails to yield, pulls out in front cyclist.

Escalade fails to yield, pulls out in front cyclist.

This makes the cyclist nervous.

This makes the cyclist nervous.

I was following too closely and nearly ate asphalt.

I was following too closely and nearly ate asphalt.

Everyone has horns! Yay!

Everyone has horns! Yay!

A Silly Cyclist (Or: How To Shorten One's Own Life Expectancy)

A Silly Cyclist (Or: How To Shorten One's Own Life Expectancy)

Red means stop, lady. Look it up on your phone, if you'd like.

Red means stop, lady. Look it up on your phone, if you'd like.

Dogs lose interest when you stop.

Dogs lose interest when you stop.

Gotta make the light!!!

Gotta make the light!!!

Stop Signs Optional

Stop Signs Optional

Why You Should Take the Lane (Dump Truck Close Pass)

Why You Should Take the Lane (Dump Truck Close Pass)

Pick-up runs a red.

Pick-up runs a red.

Coldplay Induced Road Rage

Coldplay Induced Road Rage

How Do Turn Lanes Work?

How Do Turn Lanes Work?

WWJWD?

WWJWD?

Commuting in Miami: Courteous Truck Drivers!

Commuting in Miami: Courteous Truck Drivers!

Commuting in Miami: How To Skip A Line And Alienate People

Commuting in Miami: How To Skip A Line And Alienate People

Commuting in Miami: Instant VIP Lane

Commuting in Miami: Instant VIP Lane

Cyclist, Human Being, Good Samaritan, Hero, Demigod.

Cyclist, Human Being, Good Samaritan, Hero, Demigod.

Commuting in Miami: Impromptu Cellphone Count!

Commuting in Miami: Impromptu Cellphone Count!

Commuting in Miami: Red Light Runner Decides to Spare My Life Today

Commuting in Miami: Red Light Runner Decides to Spare My Life Today

Welcome To Commuting in Miami

Welcome To Commuting in Miami

Motorcycle down :(

Motorcycle down :(

New Bike Lane

New Bike Lane

Mind if I sneak in here?

Mind if I sneak in here?

Commuting in Miami: MGIF!

Commuting in Miami: MGIF!

Commuting in Miami: Helpful Honk

Commuting in Miami: Helpful Honk

Pannier attempts escape!

Pannier attempts escape!

Commuting in Miami: Road Rage Pass

Commuting in Miami: Road Rage Pass

Commuting in Miami: Sir, you're dragging your bumper.

Commuting in Miami: Sir, you're dragging your bumper.

Crash Aftermath

Crash Aftermath

Commuting in Miami: Driver cuts me off... and gets mad at me for it?!

Commuting in Miami: Driver cuts me off... and gets mad at me for it?!

Commuting in Miami: Intersections are hard.

Commuting in Miami: Intersections are hard.

Footpath, part 3.

Footpath, part 3.

That could have ended badly.

That could have ended badly.

Commuting in Miami: Failure to Yield (two-fer!)

Commuting in Miami: Failure to Yield (two-fer!)

Close pass.

Close pass.

Commuting in Miami: MGIF!!! (1/22/2016)

Commuting in Miami: MGIF!!! (1/22/2016)

Path Etiquette

Path Etiquette

Commuting in Miami: Case Study 3

Commuting in Miami: Case Study 3

Commuting in Miami: Case Study 2

Commuting in Miami: Case Study 2

Remember to look both ways before crossing the street, kids.

Remember to look both ways before crossing the street, kids.

Responsible road users travel in packs.

Responsible road users travel in packs.

Right of way can be difficult to understand.

Right of way can be difficult to understand.

Debris on the path.

Debris on the path.