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Shadow Hours - Faustian Rake on Fight Club without the Palahniuk Fun

Shadow Hours - Faustian Rake on Fight Club without the Palahniuk Fun

Thir13en Ghosts: An Ode to B-Movie Simplicity

Thir13en Ghosts: An Ode to B-Movie Simplicity

The Reaping - What Did I Sow?

The Reaping - What Did I Sow?

Puppet Master - Inspired Yet Dull

Puppet Master - Inspired Yet Dull

“Class of 1999 II: The Substitute” Took Away Our SFX

“Class of 1999 II: The Substitute” Took Away Our SFX

Class of 1999: A High School “Terminator” Knock Off

Class of 1999: A High School “Terminator” Knock Off

Class of 1984: Troma with Class

Class of 1984: Troma with Class

Midnight in Paris: Woody Allen Learns a Lesson?

Midnight in Paris: Woody Allen Learns a Lesson?

Out of the Dark: Environmental Guilt Trip

Out of the Dark: Environmental Guilt Trip

It’s My Party & I’ll Die If I Want To: A Not Quite Ready Evil Dead

It’s My Party & I’ll Die If I Want To: A Not Quite Ready Evil Dead

The New York Ripper - If Tenebrae Wasn’t Sleezy Enough.

The New York Ripper - If Tenebrae Wasn’t Sleezy Enough.

L.A. Story - Steve Martin Ode to Woody Allen

L.A. Story - Steve Martin Ode to Woody Allen

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse: Animation’s Fine Line Between Brilliance and Insanity

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse: Animation’s Fine Line Between Brilliance and Insanity

King of California: Michael Douglas As Fun Crazy

King of California: Michael Douglas As Fun Crazy

Juno: When/How to Grow Up

Juno: When/How to Grow Up

Invitation to a Suicide: Why Humor Is the Way to Cope

Invitation to a Suicide: Why Humor Is the Way to Cope

Gothika - Because We Need a Poor Man’s David Fincher’s Ghost Story.

Gothika - Because We Need a Poor Man’s David Fincher’s Ghost Story.

Hawk’s Vengeance: When Fun Action Went Straight to VHS

Hawk’s Vengeance: When Fun Action Went Straight to VHS

The Zombie Diaries: The Undead without Context

The Zombie Diaries: The Undead without Context

“Boarding Gate”: Too Much Talk Over Too Many Location

“Boarding Gate”: Too Much Talk Over Too Many Location

Valley Girl - Say Anything, and I mean anything

Valley Girl - Say Anything, and I mean anything

Monster Hunter: Skimble and CatBusRuss Review

Monster Hunter: Skimble and CatBusRuss Review

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2: Because Labyrinth Wasn’t Creepy Enough

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2: Because Labyrinth Wasn’t Creepy Enough

Hellraiser: Too Many Naratives for 90 minutes

Hellraiser: Too Many Naratives for 90 minutes

Inside Man: A Heist Film without an Involved Antagonist

Inside Man: A Heist Film without an Involved Antagonist

The X From Outer Space - Species 2 with Kathy

The X From Outer Space - Species 2 with Kathy

Teddy Bear - Proof You Don’t Need to Go All Norman Bates

Teddy Bear - Proof You Don’t Need to Go All Norman Bates

Super Mario Bros. - Just Needed to Age

Super Mario Bros. - Just Needed to Age

Risky Business: Ferris Bueller Prototype

Risky Business: Ferris Bueller Prototype

Class Action Park: Great Facts, Warped Delivery

Class Action Park: Great Facts, Warped Delivery

Personal Shopper - An Existential, Paranormal Gem

Personal Shopper - An Existential, Paranormal Gem

In the Loop: Puts Talking Heads To Shame

In the Loop: Puts Talking Heads To Shame

Kaboom - Gregg Araki Still Successfully Telling the Same Tales

Kaboom - Gregg Araki Still Successfully Telling the Same Tales

Android Apocalypse - Not Worth Looking For

Android Apocalypse - Not Worth Looking For

Quicksand - Not Quick Enough

Quicksand - Not Quick Enough

Powerbomb - Bad Backyard Movie-ing

Powerbomb - Bad Backyard Movie-ing

“Blitz”: Statham vs. Little Finger

“Blitz”: Statham vs. Little Finger

The Order (2001) a 3 Years Too Late

The Order (2001) a 3 Years Too Late

Nocturne (2016) - Kickstarted Before It Was Ready

Nocturne (2016) - Kickstarted Before It Was Ready

The Marine - Should Not Jave Buried Robert Patrick

The Marine - Should Not Jave Buried Robert Patrick

The Old Dark House 1932. Clever Horror Mystery

The Old Dark House 1932. Clever Horror Mystery

London Town - Why Not Worship Strummer

London Town - Why Not Worship Strummer

Underworld - Rise of the Lycans…and underutilized supporting characters

Underworld - Rise of the Lycans…and underutilized supporting characters

Ghostbusters 2016 - Charlie in the Ectoplasm Factory

Ghostbusters 2016 - Charlie in the Ectoplasm Factory

Siri versus Ernie Hudson

Siri versus Ernie Hudson

Killer Movie - Kaley Chico Heel Turn Isn’t Enough

Killer Movie - Kaley Chico Heel Turn Isn’t Enough

Bulletproof 1996 - Midnight Run for Dummies

Bulletproof 1996 - Midnight Run for Dummies

Johnny Handsome and Mickey Rourke’s Ironic Fate

Johnny Handsome and Mickey Rourke’s Ironic Fate

The Last Rites of the Dead aka ZA Zombies Anonymous

The Last Rites of the Dead aka ZA Zombies Anonymous

Isle of Dogs - 1 Dog, No Isle, No Explosions

Isle of Dogs - 1 Dog, No Isle, No Explosions

Underworld: Awakenings - Relax Them Brain Cells

Underworld: Awakenings - Relax Them Brain Cells

Nocturna - A Vampire Film that Provides Work

Nocturna - A Vampire Film that Provides Work

Daybreakers - Intelligent Vampire Action

Daybreakers - Intelligent Vampire Action

Bit - Bite Club Is the Fight Club the Ladies Needed

Bit - Bite Club Is the Fight Club the Ladies Needed

Bloodsucking Bastards - A Great Short Film with an Amusing Extra Hour

Bloodsucking Bastards - A Great Short Film with an Amusing Extra Hour

“The Heist” If “Oceans” Lacked Intrigue

“The Heist” If “Oceans” Lacked Intrigue

Judge Dredd - A Shorter and Less Obnoxious “Batman and Robin”

Judge Dredd - A Shorter and Less Obnoxious “Batman and Robin”

Over the Top: Cannon Being Too Cannon

Over the Top: Cannon Being Too Cannon

Night Hawks - Evil Rutger and Relatable Sly

Night Hawks - Evil Rutger and Relatable Sly

“Escape Plan: The Extractors” How Can Simple be so Convoluted?

“Escape Plan: The Extractors” How Can Simple be so Convoluted?

Cobra - The Bridge Between Rocky and Rambo

Cobra - The Bridge Between Rocky and Rambo

Pumpkinhead: An Intriguing Idea in Slashers

Pumpkinhead: An Intriguing Idea in Slashers

Blood Simple - An Simple Recommendation

Blood Simple - An Simple Recommendation

Stuart Gordon’s The Pit and the Pendulum - Jeffrey Combs should have been the Grand Inquisitor

Stuart Gordon’s The Pit and the Pendulum - Jeffrey Combs should have been the Grand Inquisitor

Rabid - All You Need Is the Grindhouse Trailer

Rabid - All You Need Is the Grindhouse Trailer

“A History of Violence” - Cronenberg’s Finest Grounded Horror.

“A History of Violence” - Cronenberg’s Finest Grounded Horror.

Soska Sister’s Rabid - Fun but lacking the Twisted Twin’s charm.

Soska Sister’s Rabid - Fun but lacking the Twisted Twin’s charm.

“Groupie” and Mark L. Lester Giving Up

“Groupie” and Mark L. Lester Giving Up

Twilight - The Most Painful 2.5 Star Movie

Twilight - The Most Painful 2.5 Star Movie

Frankenstein (2015) - Conceptional Strength

Frankenstein (2015) - Conceptional Strength

Underwater - Kristin Stewart Is All Stages of Ripley

Underwater - Kristin Stewart Is All Stages of Ripley

Naked Lunch - Cronenberg at His Prettiest

Naked Lunch - Cronenberg at His Prettiest

“Eternal Damn Nation” or How To Legitimize Tommy Wiseau’s Talent

“Eternal Damn Nation” or How To Legitimize Tommy Wiseau’s Talent

Daughter of Darkness - Stuart Gordon’s CBS Special

Daughter of Darkness - Stuart Gordon’s CBS Special

Dark Ride - An Excessively Dull Trip

Dark Ride - An Excessively Dull Trip

Dagon - Mermaids Are For Horror

Dagon - Mermaids Are For Horror

The Colony (2013) - Cannibals Need To Wait Till the Fifth Installment.

The Colony (2013) - Cannibals Need To Wait Till the Fifth Installment.

Antibirth - An Anti Sober Watch

Antibirth - An Anti Sober Watch

The Breed (2001) - Is Adrian Paul the Reason Tom Hardy Uses Too Many Voices

The Breed (2001) - Is Adrian Paul the Reason Tom Hardy Uses Too Many Voices

Paradise Hills - Should Have Sold Jovovich As a Subdued Poison Ivy

Paradise Hills - Should Have Sold Jovovich As a Subdued Poison Ivy

Robot Jox - Shame on The Bay-Formers

Robot Jox - Shame on The Bay-Formers

Antisocial - A Movie Review that Skimble Needed to Find a Box to Wreck

Antisocial - A Movie Review that Skimble Needed to Find a Box to Wreck

Castle Freak - You Cannot Go Wrong with Gordon, Combs, and Crampton

Castle Freak - You Cannot Go Wrong with Gordon, Combs, and Crampton

Hellboy 2019 - A Fun Del Toro Knock Off

Hellboy 2019 - A Fun Del Toro Knock Off

New Mutants - Good PG-13 Elm St.

New Mutants - Good PG-13 Elm St.

Angel Heart - Easier to Sell Satanism than Nihilism.

Angel Heart - Easier to Sell Satanism than Nihilism.

Fatman - Bitter Santa vs Slighted Hitmam

Fatman - Bitter Santa vs Slighted Hitmam

John Carpenter’s “Vampires”...Needs Piper or Russell

John Carpenter’s “Vampires”...Needs Piper or Russell

Inferno - Killer Cats Make Up for the Toned Down Italian Horror

Inferno - Killer Cats Make Up for the Toned Down Italian Horror

Geostorm - Tried Premise and an Allowance for Lazy Acting

Geostorm - Tried Premise and an Allowance for Lazy Acting

Ralph Breaks the Internet but No New Ground

Ralph Breaks the Internet but No New Ground

Used Cars - Great Actors Delivering Epic Comedy

Used Cars - Great Actors Delivering Epic Comedy

"Lost and Delirious" - So Weak that I complain for an extra minute.

"Lost and Delirious" - So Weak that I complain for an extra minute.

"The Gentlemen". Hugh Grant's Best?

"The Gentlemen". Hugh Grant's Best?

"The Velocipastor" Curious to the point of predictive text.

"The Velocipastor" Curious to the point of predictive text.

Blue Seed. Anime's "Witcher" to Evangelion's "Game of Thrones".

Blue Seed. Anime's "Witcher" to Evangelion's "Game of Thrones".

"Full Metal Yakuza" a 0.08 Review

"Full Metal Yakuza" a 0.08 Review

Logan Lucky Review

Logan Lucky Review

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Review - Bowie ‘n Murray

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Review - Bowie ‘n Murray

The Big Ugly - Ron Perlman vs. The UK

The Big Ugly - Ron Perlman vs. The UK

One Night in Bangkok: Without the Song or Action

One Night in Bangkok: Without the Song or Action

Scoop Staley AEW Librarian Audition

Scoop Staley AEW Librarian Audition

Liverfools in Detroit

Liverfools in Detroit

Review: Assassination of a High School President

Review: Assassination of a High School President

Ed Wood vs John Williams

Ed Wood vs John Williams

Harbinger: Failure to Yield

Harbinger: Failure to Yield

ICC: Failure to Yield.mov

ICC: Failure to Yield.mov