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Kam Patterson Loves Morgan Wallen and Luke Combs

Kam Patterson Loves Morgan Wallen and Luke Combs

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Live Totally Different Lives

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Live Totally Different Lives

Tom Segura's Dad Falls For The Oldest Joke In The Book

Tom Segura's Dad Falls For The Oldest Joke In The Book

D.I.N.K. Couples Love Bragging About Not Having Responsibilities

D.I.N.K. Couples Love Bragging About Not Having Responsibilities

Gino from 90 Day Fiancé is an Animal

Gino from 90 Day Fiancé is an Animal

Kill Tony Regular: Kam Patterson | The Danny Brown Show

Kill Tony Regular: Kam Patterson | The Danny Brown Show

Ryan Gosling's Cheek Fillers Are Absurd

Ryan Gosling's Cheek Fillers Are Absurd

Ted Cruz Hates Tom Segura

Ted Cruz Hates Tom Segura

The Instagram Comments Have Acquired a New Target

The Instagram Comments Have Acquired a New Target

Cool Guy Loves Cooking Full Meals in His Car

Cool Guy Loves Cooking Full Meals in His Car

Was John Wayne Gacy A Disney Adult? | Behind The Jeans | June 12, 2024

Was John Wayne Gacy A Disney Adult? | Behind The Jeans | June 12, 2024

The Best Dating App Age Range | Not Today, Pal

The Best Dating App Age Range | Not Today, Pal

How Quentin Tarantino Came up with the Tavern Scene in Inglorious Basterds

How Quentin Tarantino Came up with the Tavern Scene in Inglorious Basterds

Bert Kreischer Just Learned About Fossil Fuels

Bert Kreischer Just Learned About Fossil Fuels

Evian Water Is Trash and Everyone Who Thinks Otherwise Is Wrong

Evian Water Is Trash and Everyone Who Thinks Otherwise Is Wrong

Lady Gaga Has a Breakdown Over Cancelled Show

Lady Gaga Has a Breakdown Over Cancelled Show

No Bull w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 763

No Bull w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 763

Bert Kreischer Wants All Dads to Know This Secret

Bert Kreischer Wants All Dads to Know This Secret

Andrew Santino Had a Wonderful Time at a Nude Beach

Andrew Santino Had a Wonderful Time at a Nude Beach

Drew Lynch Is a Dog Guy Through and Through

Drew Lynch Is a Dog Guy Through and Through

Drew Lynch Proposed to His Wife the Best Way Possible

Drew Lynch Proposed to His Wife the Best Way Possible

Stutters And Significant Udders w/ Drew Lynch | First Date with Lauren Compton

Stutters And Significant Udders w/ Drew Lynch | First Date with Lauren Compton

Danny Brown Hates Manufactured Mosh Pits

Danny Brown Hates Manufactured Mosh Pits

Brian Simpson Got Knocked Out Cold by His Own Brother

Brian Simpson Got Knocked Out Cold by His Own Brother

Bert Kreischer Is a Terrible Gift Giver

Bert Kreischer Is a Terrible Gift Giver

Brian Simpson Doesn’t Care What His Mom Thinks of His Jokes

Brian Simpson Doesn’t Care What His Mom Thinks of His Jokes

Bert Kreischer is the New Kurt Cobain

Bert Kreischer is the New Kurt Cobain

Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Quadeca | The Danny Brown Show

Quadeca | The Danny Brown Show

Bert Kreischer Just Learned About Rob Kardashian

Bert Kreischer Just Learned About Rob Kardashian

Bert Kreischer Returned a Lost Ring After 12 Years

Bert Kreischer Returned a Lost Ring After 12 Years

Joe Gatto Nearly Died During an Impractical Jokers Punishment

Joe Gatto Nearly Died During an Impractical Jokers Punishment

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Impractical Jokers Tree

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Impractical Jokers Tree

Fan Favorite Moments | Behind The Jeans | June 5th 2024

Fan Favorite Moments | Behind The Jeans | June 5th 2024

Impractical Stand-Up w/Joe Gatto | Not Today, Pal

Impractical Stand-Up w/Joe Gatto | Not Today, Pal

Cool Woman Will Let You Know When It’s Time to Stop Eating

Cool Woman Will Let You Know When It’s Time to Stop Eating

Simon Rex Sends Shane Gillis His Legendary Farts

Simon Rex Sends Shane Gillis His Legendary Farts

Chiropractor Destroys Old Woman's Back

Chiropractor Destroys Old Woman's Back

Shane Gillis Wants Nothing More than to Dethrone Bridgerton

Shane Gillis Wants Nothing More than to Dethrone Bridgerton

Pooping on the Tires Set w/Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 762

Pooping on the Tires Set w/Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 762

Is There An Appropriate Age Gap For Dating?

Is There An Appropriate Age Gap For Dating?

Where Harland Williams Meets Women

Where Harland Williams Meets Women

Harland Williams Has No Time For Cheaters

Harland Williams Has No Time For Cheaters

Dating A Guy with 3 Balls

Dating A Guy with 3 Balls

More Cushion For The Pushin’ w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton

More Cushion For The Pushin’ w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton

Fitness Guru Shares The Secret to Healthy Fasting

Fitness Guru Shares The Secret to Healthy Fasting

5 Year Old Has a Life Changing Epiphany

5 Year Old Has a Life Changing Epiphany

Tom Segura’s Kids Clearly Have a Favorite Parent

Tom Segura’s Kids Clearly Have a Favorite Parent

Jason Mamoa’s Dog Ruined Tom Segura's Gift for His Son

Jason Mamoa’s Dog Ruined Tom Segura's Gift for His Son

Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You'd Be Shocked How Little Bert Kreischer Reads

You'd Be Shocked How Little Bert Kreischer Reads

Don't "Piss Bomb" Danny Brown 💣

Don't "Piss Bomb" Danny Brown 💣

You Will Never Change Your Parents

You Will Never Change Your Parents

Hans Kim Will Be Trolling From The Grave

Hans Kim Will Be Trolling From The Grave

What Do These Disneyland Treats Remind You Of? 🍆

What Do These Disneyland Treats Remind You Of? 🍆

Korean Engineer w/ Hans Kim | The Danny Brown Show

Korean Engineer w/ Hans Kim | The Danny Brown Show

This Accident is a Great Ad for Apple

This Accident is a Great Ad for Apple

John Amos Gives Tom Segura A Pep Talk

John Amos Gives Tom Segura A Pep Talk

Redban: The OG Producer | Behind The Jeans | May 29th, 2024

Redban: The OG Producer | Behind The Jeans | May 29th, 2024

Jamie's (Other) Ride or Dies w/Odette Annable & Becca Tobin | Not Today, Pal

Jamie's (Other) Ride or Dies w/Odette Annable & Becca Tobin | Not Today, Pal

Tom Segura's Dad Loves Sending Him Cool Photos

Tom Segura's Dad Loves Sending Him Cool Photos

Ian Fidance is Keeping The Native Spirit Alive

Ian Fidance is Keeping The Native Spirit Alive

Andrew Schulz Crushed the Tom Brady Roast...3 Hours In

Andrew Schulz Crushed the Tom Brady Roast...3 Hours In

The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761

The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761

Tony Hinchcliffe on the Origin of Kill Tony

Tony Hinchcliffe on the Origin of Kill Tony

Netflix Really Hates Tony Hinchcliffe

Netflix Really Hates Tony Hinchcliffe

Tony Hinchliffe Stole The Show at The Roast of Tom Brady

Tony Hinchliffe Stole The Show at The Roast of Tom Brady

Second Hand Romance w/ Ian Fidance | First Date with Lauren Compton

Second Hand Romance w/ Ian Fidance | First Date with Lauren Compton

Tony Hinchcliffe ROASTS The Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tony Hinchcliffe ROASTS The Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Black Sabbath AKA Black Savage

Black Sabbath AKA Black Savage

YMH Producer Doesn't Think He Could Be A Father

YMH Producer Doesn't Think He Could Be A Father

Kids Love Pointing Out Your Flaws

Kids Love Pointing Out Your Flaws

T-Rell & Smacc | The Danny Brown Show

T-Rell & Smacc | The Danny Brown Show

The Origin of the YMH Intro | Behind The Jeans | May 22, 2024

The Origin of the YMH Intro | Behind The Jeans | May 22, 2024

Answering YMH Staff Questions | Not Today, Pal

Answering YMH Staff Questions | Not Today, Pal

Kids These Days Are Sus...No Cap

Kids These Days Are Sus...No Cap

Coach Ed Orgeron Sounds Like He’s Speaking Another Language

Coach Ed Orgeron Sounds Like He’s Speaking Another Language

Cool Finger Painter Get’s Wrongly Accused by His Parents

Cool Finger Painter Get’s Wrongly Accused by His Parents

Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune | Your Mom's House Ep. 760

Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune | Your Mom's House Ep. 760

Jim Norton Found What Exactly What He Wanted in Life

Jim Norton Found What Exactly What He Wanted in Life

The H-Man Did Not Like Hearing Bad News During World War II

The H-Man Did Not Like Hearing Bad News During World War II

Tom Segura Wants to Conquer His Irrational Phobia

Tom Segura Wants to Conquer His Irrational Phobia

Traditional Marriage w/ Jim and Nikki Norton | First Date with Lauren Compton

Traditional Marriage w/ Jim and Nikki Norton | First Date with Lauren Compton

Rob Gronkowski Had to Cut Back on the Partying Later in His Career

Rob Gronkowski Had to Cut Back on the Partying Later in His Career

Running a 5K in Jeans Is the Ultimate Form of Disrespect

Running a 5K in Jeans Is the Ultimate Form of Disrespect

Tom Segura Feels Like a Nasty Boy When He Drinks a Regular Coke

Tom Segura Feels Like a Nasty Boy When He Drinks a Regular Coke

2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Giant Mommy Flapjacks Are Heavy and Need Support

Giant Mommy Flapjacks Are Heavy and Need Support

It's Too Damn Hot in Austin, Texas

It's Too Damn Hot in Austin, Texas

Sebastian Maniscalco on Working with Martin Scorsese

Sebastian Maniscalco on Working with Martin Scorsese

Danny Brown Has Some Advice for Hot Guys with Tourette’s Syndrome

Danny Brown Has Some Advice for Hot Guys with Tourette’s Syndrome

The Newest Kill Tony Regular w/ Casey Rocket | The Danny Brown Show

The Newest Kill Tony Regular w/ Casey Rocket | The Danny Brown Show

Hot Runner Shares The Secret to Running with Mucus

Hot Runner Shares The Secret to Running with Mucus

Crazy Lady Thinks Peeing on Money Will Solve All of Your Problems

Crazy Lady Thinks Peeing on Money Will Solve All of Your Problems

Little Boys Were Born to Destroy Things

Little Boys Were Born to Destroy Things

History of Horrible or Hilarious? | Behind The Jeans | May 15, 2024

History of Horrible or Hilarious? | Behind The Jeans | May 15, 2024

Auditioning For Martin Scorsese w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | Not Today, Pal

Auditioning For Martin Scorsese w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | Not Today, Pal

Don Rickles Hijacked Quentin Tarantino's First Meeting with Martin Scorsese

Don Rickles Hijacked Quentin Tarantino's First Meeting with Martin Scorsese

Hungarian Insults Are Another Level of Mean

Hungarian Insults Are Another Level of Mean

Russian Chiropractor Abuses Poor Woman

Russian Chiropractor Abuses Poor Woman

Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759

Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759

Pauly Shore Doesn’t Want to See Rick Glassman on Anymore Podcasts

Pauly Shore Doesn’t Want to See Rick Glassman on Anymore Podcasts

What’s on Pauly Shore’s Spicy Time Playlist?

What’s on Pauly Shore’s Spicy Time Playlist?

Getting Juicy w/ Pauly Shore | First Date with Lauren Compton

Getting Juicy w/ Pauly Shore | First Date with Lauren Compton

Kevin Hart Is a Real Movie Star...Unlike Bert

Kevin Hart Is a Real Movie Star...Unlike Bert

A Bert Kreischer and Gronk TV Show May Be Exactly What We Need

A Bert Kreischer and Gronk TV Show May Be Exactly What We Need

Kim Kardashian and Ben Affleck Had a Rough Time at the Roast of Tom Brady

Kim Kardashian and Ben Affleck Had a Rough Time at the Roast of Tom Brady

Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Segura Has One Major Dealbreaker

Tom Segura Has One Major Dealbreaker

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Are Not Impressed by This Fan’s Freestlye

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Are Not Impressed by This Fan’s Freestlye

Insane Clown Posse | The Danny Brown Show

Insane Clown Posse | The Danny Brown Show

Is Spending $5000 on a Cat a Crazy Move?

Is Spending $5000 on a Cat a Crazy Move?

Target Lady Is Not a Fan of the Plus-Sized Section

Target Lady Is Not a Fan of the Plus-Sized Section

Does Heidi Klum Eat Her Boogers?

Does Heidi Klum Eat Her Boogers?

Dr. Phil Reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe's Bookie Mom | May 8th, 2024

Dr. Phil Reactions & Tony Hinchcliffe's Bookie Mom | May 8th, 2024

We Got Jamie A Monkey! w/ Kassem G | Not Today, Pal

We Got Jamie A Monkey! w/ Kassem G | Not Today, Pal

Dr. Phil Drinks Soda for Breakfast...Only Grape Sunkist Though

Dr. Phil Drinks Soda for Breakfast...Only Grape Sunkist Though

Harland Williams Gives Tom and Christina Cute Call Signs

Harland Williams Gives Tom and Christina Cute Call Signs

Harland Williams Has Some Tips for Eating Butter

Harland Williams Has Some Tips for Eating Butter

Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758

Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758

Dr. Phil Educates Tom and Bert on Drinkable Mac & Cheese

Dr. Phil Educates Tom and Bert on Drinkable Mac & Cheese

Tom Segura Thinks Christina P May Be on The Spectrum

Tom Segura Thinks Christina P May Be on The Spectrum

Rick Glassman Would Love a Nice Jewish Woman in His Life

Rick Glassman Would Love a Nice Jewish Woman in His Life

A Bit Awkward w/ Rick Glassman | First Date with Lauren Compton

A Bit Awkward w/ Rick Glassman | First Date with Lauren Compton

Dr. Phil Has Found a New Way to Discipline His Kids

Dr. Phil Has Found a New Way to Discipline His Kids

Dr. Phil Can’t Wait to Steal Tom Segura’s Catchphrases

Dr. Phil Can’t Wait to Steal Tom Segura’s Catchphrases

Dr. Phil Is a Big Fan of Reality TV

Dr. Phil Is a Big Fan of Reality TV

Strip Club Stories w/ "Dr. Phil" | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Strip Club Stories w/ "Dr. Phil" | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Stavros Halkias Nearly Asked a Hot Stranger for Some of Her Fries

Stavros Halkias Nearly Asked a Hot Stranger for Some of Her Fries

Jamie Lynn-Sigler Accidentally Gave YMH Producer a Surprise

Jamie Lynn-Sigler Accidentally Gave YMH Producer a Surprise

Hanson Really Dropped One Hit and Then Disappeared

Hanson Really Dropped One Hit and Then Disappeared

The Return of Kim Congdon | The Danny Brown Show

The Return of Kim Congdon | The Danny Brown Show

Chinless Wonder Causes Heated Debate at YMH Studios

Chinless Wonder Causes Heated Debate at YMH Studios

Beyonce’s New Album Has the Goth Community in Shambles

Beyonce’s New Album Has the Goth Community in Shambles

Don’t Trust the B in LGBT

Don’t Trust the B in LGBT

2 Bears 5k Odds | Behind The Jeans | May 1, 2024

2 Bears 5k Odds | Behind The Jeans | May 1, 2024

Rob Is A Loser | Not Today, Pal

Rob Is A Loser | Not Today, Pal

The NYPD Started a Dance team...and It’s as Bad as You’d Think

The NYPD Started a Dance team...and It’s as Bad as You’d Think

The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757

The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757

Tom Segura Doesn’t Want Any Snowflakes On His Kid’s Team

Tom Segura Doesn’t Want Any Snowflakes On His Kid’s Team

We Are Sending the Wrong People into Space

We Are Sending the Wrong People into Space

Paul Scheer Saw Madonna in Concert by Himself

Paul Scheer Saw Madonna in Concert by Himself

The Secret To Marriage w/ Paul Scheer | First Date with Lauren Compton

The Secret To Marriage w/ Paul Scheer | First Date with Lauren Compton

Tom Segura Is Obsessed with Ripley on Netflix

Tom Segura Is Obsessed with Ripley on Netflix

Howard Stern Couldn’t Get Inside One of P Diddy’s Parties

Howard Stern Couldn’t Get Inside One of P Diddy’s Parties

2 Bears 5K Predictions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears 5K Predictions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Segura's Dad was a Saint

Tom Segura's Dad was a Saint

Tipping Nightclub Waitresses

Tipping Nightclub Waitresses

If Heavy Metal Lyrics Were Like Rap Lyrics

If Heavy Metal Lyrics Were Like Rap Lyrics

Getting Clarity w/ Jimmy Eat World | The Danny Brown Show

Getting Clarity w/ Jimmy Eat World | The Danny Brown Show

David Lucas Doesn't Believe In Marriage

David Lucas Doesn't Believe In Marriage

Carnival Cruises are the Greyhound of the Sea

Carnival Cruises are the Greyhound of the Sea

Orchestrating Danny Brown's LIVE Show | Behind The Jeans | April 24th, 2024

Orchestrating Danny Brown's LIVE Show | Behind The Jeans | April 24th, 2024

Tipping Culture Is INSANE | Not Today, Pal

Tipping Culture Is INSANE | Not Today, Pal

Henry Cavill Wants to Play a Little Game with You

Henry Cavill Wants to Play a Little Game with You

Quentin Tarantino Talks Decades in Cinema

Quentin Tarantino Talks Decades in Cinema

David Lucas Thinks Female Comics Are Too Crazy to Date

David Lucas Thinks Female Comics Are Too Crazy to Date

Jiaoying Summers on Dating as a Mom

Jiaoying Summers on Dating as a Mom

Make America Laugh Again w/ David Lucas | Your Mom's House Ep. 756

Make America Laugh Again w/ David Lucas | Your Mom's House Ep. 756

Year Of The Tiger MILF w/ Jiaoying Summers | First Date with Lauren Compton

Year Of The Tiger MILF w/ Jiaoying Summers | First Date with Lauren Compton

Instagram Commenters Show No Mercy To Anyone

Instagram Commenters Show No Mercy To Anyone

Sending Thoughts and Prayers to Bert Kreischer

Sending Thoughts and Prayers to Bert Kreischer

AI Bert Has Some Thoughts on Neal Brennan's New Girlfriend

AI Bert Has Some Thoughts on Neal Brennan's New Girlfriend

Can A.I. Replace Bert? w/ Neal Brennan | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Can A.I. Replace Bert? w/ Neal Brennan | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Polite Gentleman Refuses to Eat the Groceries

Polite Gentleman Refuses to Eat the Groceries

Hannibal Burress Explains How He Got Arrested

Hannibal Burress Explains How He Got Arrested

The 100th Episode! LIVE w/ Hannibal Buress | The Danny Brown Show

The 100th Episode! LIVE w/ Hannibal Buress | The Danny Brown Show

Fitness Loser Brings Coconuts onto Flights

Fitness Loser Brings Coconuts onto Flights

Harry Potter Actress Thinks Fans Should Grow Up

Harry Potter Actress Thinks Fans Should Grow Up

Behind Airtight Abby | Behind The Jeans | April 17th, 2024

Behind Airtight Abby | Behind The Jeans | April 17th, 2024

The Dangers Of Phone Addiction w/ Jim Norton | Not Today, Pal

The Dangers Of Phone Addiction w/ Jim Norton | Not Today, Pal

Tom vs. Christina: Who Can Go the Longest Without Farting?

Tom vs. Christina: Who Can Go the Longest Without Farting?

Bert Kreischer Would Never Cheat on His Wife

Bert Kreischer Would Never Cheat on His Wife

Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

Tracksuits Are for Kids...and Russians

Tracksuits Are for Kids...and Russians

Mark Normand Has a Problem with the Germans

Mark Normand Has a Problem with the Germans

Mark Normand’s Key to Living a Good Life

Mark Normand’s Key to Living a Good Life

Mark Normand Waited 7 Years to Propose

Mark Normand Waited 7 Years to Propose

Mark Normand’s Second Date | First Date with Lauren Compton

Mark Normand’s Second Date | First Date with Lauren Compton

Drinking Is Bert Kreischer’s Job

Drinking Is Bert Kreischer’s Job

Tom Segura's Sons Really Hate Football

Tom Segura's Sons Really Hate Football

Tom Segura Imitates His Dad Perfectly

Tom Segura Imitates His Dad Perfectly

Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tommy Lee Had a Wild Routine for Mötley Crüe Shows

Tommy Lee Had a Wild Routine for Mötley Crüe Shows

Big Girls Make Beautiful Lovers

Big Girls Make Beautiful Lovers

British People Are Taking Our Jobs

British People Are Taking Our Jobs

Danny Brown Lost His Cats in the Divorce

Danny Brown Lost His Cats in the Divorce

ScHoolboy Q | The Danny Brown Show

ScHoolboy Q | The Danny Brown Show

Breaking Caitlin Clark's Scoring Record

Breaking Caitlin Clark's Scoring Record

Do You like Positive Guys or Negative Guys?

Do You like Positive Guys or Negative Guys?

Do You Wash Both Hands After Using the Restroom?

Do You Wash Both Hands After Using the Restroom?

Dave Attell Loves Screaming Pugs

Dave Attell Loves Screaming Pugs

The Best/Worst YMH Guest Ever | Behind The Jeans | April 10th

The Best/Worst YMH Guest Ever | Behind The Jeans | April 10th

Wild Fan Encounters w/ Josh Potter | Not Today, Pal

Wild Fan Encounters w/ Josh Potter | Not Today, Pal

The Time Christina P Bombed in Boca Raton

The Time Christina P Bombed in Boca Raton

Dave Attell's Superpower is Self Loathing

Dave Attell's Superpower is Self Loathing

Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/ Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754

Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/ Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754

Christina P May Have Settled

Christina P May Have Settled

Bert Kreischer Outgrew His Mouth

Bert Kreischer Outgrew His Mouth

Whoever Said “Opposites Attract” is a Liar

Whoever Said “Opposites Attract” is a Liar