Канал: The Monologues of Chris Ris

i'm joke

i'm joke

trash can, trash will

trash can, trash will

being insane is next level

being insane is next level

people who don't like people

people who don't like people

procrastinating feels so good

procrastinating feels so good

wake up early & cry

wake up early & cry

i know u lyin

i know u lyin

the money cult

the money cult

they listen to us

they listen to us

ignoring takes conscious effort

ignoring takes conscious effort

life is short-er

life is short-er

hard work is a joke

hard work is a joke

most books are useless

most books are useless

sorry, where's the mind?

sorry, where's the mind?

don't watch if ur an overthinker

don't watch if ur an overthinker

take a nap after u wake up

take a nap after u wake up

shark attack

shark attack

awkward silence

awkward silence

people are people too

people are people too

money & happiness

money & happiness

warning from the past (cat cults are real)

warning from the past (cat cults are real)

this is the truth (or not)

this is the truth (or not)

exercise is NOT an antidepressant

exercise is NOT an antidepressant

school is only fun if ur dumb

school is only fun if ur dumb

sorry if this haunts you

sorry if this haunts you

perfectionist? watch this, son

perfectionist? watch this, son

on being a happy hypocrite

on being a happy hypocrite

i don't live in the now (instead...)

i don't live in the now (instead...)

my phone anxiety (twisted)

my phone anxiety (twisted)

sports are men playing with balls

sports are men playing with balls

the mental pyramid scheme (i know)

the mental pyramid scheme (i know)

introvert vs extrovert (untrained unprofessional explains)

introvert vs extrovert (untrained unprofessional explains)

u stand in ur way (trust me bro)

u stand in ur way (trust me bro)

#comedy #funny #books

#comedy #funny #books

watch this if you have low IQ

watch this if you have low IQ

im better than everyone

im better than everyone

i wish i subscribed sooner

i wish i subscribed sooner

i don't wanna make videos (i want money)

i don't wanna make videos (i want money)

controversial video about sleep (anti-hustle culture)

controversial video about sleep (anti-hustle culture)

running is terrible (here's why it feels good)

running is terrible (here's why it feels good)

history is made-up (at least most of it, probably)

history is made-up (at least most of it, probably)

your balls hurt when you sit on the fence

your balls hurt when you sit on the fence

doctor who is based on a real story

doctor who is based on a real story

no reason to think about death (for real)

no reason to think about death (for real)

negative self-talk is... (spoiler alert: not helpful)

negative self-talk is... (spoiler alert: not helpful)

drugs won't reveal the meaning of life

drugs won't reveal the meaning of life

I'm officially a YouTuber (hehe)

I'm officially a YouTuber (hehe)

conspiracy theories are being a rebel with zero consequences

conspiracy theories are being a rebel with zero consequences

thinking is a scam (here's why)

thinking is a scam (here's why)

the scariest type of fear (very scary indeed)

the scariest type of fear (very scary indeed)

the dumbest or smartest thing I'm doing (or I think I'm doing)

the dumbest or smartest thing I'm doing (or I think I'm doing)

afraid of being a beginner again (as an adult)

afraid of being a beginner again (as an adult)

my videos are not planned (and maybe that's dumb)

my videos are not planned (and maybe that's dumb)

spotify ruined my video (all part of the plan)

spotify ruined my video (all part of the plan)

just make a $100M (then it's easier)

just make a $100M (then it's easier)

learning is not linear (it's messy)

learning is not linear (it's messy)

nothing happens for a reason (here's why)

nothing happens for a reason (here's why)

why are things controversial (poor explanation lol)

why are things controversial (poor explanation lol)

why do bad things happen to good people (serious)

why do bad things happen to good people (serious)

looking foolish as an adult (helpful, I think)

looking foolish as an adult (helpful, I think)

I can't choose one thing only (serious)

I can't choose one thing only (serious)

you'll miss most of the time (basketball example)

you'll miss most of the time (basketball example)

two of my biggest weaknesses (sleeping and chocolate)

two of my biggest weaknesses (sleeping and chocolate)

most opinions are made up on the spot (weird)

most opinions are made up on the spot (weird)

the problem with going viral (serious)

the problem with going viral (serious)

i don't like thinking (it's exhausting)

i don't like thinking (it's exhausting)

my biggest fear...

my biggest fear...

i may be stupid

i may be stupid

quality content?

quality content?

don't create a masterpiece (instead...)

don't create a masterpiece (instead...)

compliments & insults (we reject them both lol)

compliments & insults (we reject them both lol)

being brave, taking a risk, or being reckless

being brave, taking a risk, or being reckless

this is yet another wrong assumption

this is yet another wrong assumption

existential crisis caught on camera (lol)

existential crisis caught on camera (lol)

the main purpose of therapy (from untrained unprofessional)

the main purpose of therapy (from untrained unprofessional)

the main reason why i make video (obnoxious)

the main reason why i make video (obnoxious)

prove people wrong (and you live in their shadow)

prove people wrong (and you live in their shadow)

the more money u earn, the higher the fear of losing them

the more money u earn, the higher the fear of losing them

the most imperfect video (lol)

the most imperfect video (lol)

dreams have no meaning

dreams have no meaning

it's not what you get, it's who you become

it's not what you get, it's who you become

we're built for physical work (thinking is exhausting)

we're built for physical work (thinking is exhausting)

u only see what u wanna see in an argument (logical)

u only see what u wanna see in an argument (logical)

it takes skill to make a fool of urself

it takes skill to make a fool of urself

the world is not built on opinions (instead...)

the world is not built on opinions (instead...)

i don't eat breakfast (controversial)

i don't eat breakfast (controversial)

i love unsolicited advice (here's why)

i love unsolicited advice (here's why)

i'm full of self-doubt (serious)

i'm full of self-doubt (serious)

i will make a lot of videos (to annoy you)

i will make a lot of videos (to annoy you)

I cry easily... (and we're all compensating for smth)

I cry easily... (and we're all compensating for smth)

not to self-diagnose, but...

not to self-diagnose, but...

being cringe is being free

being cringe is being free

it's my life, i'll sabotage it myself, thanks

it's my life, i'll sabotage it myself, thanks

i'm always right... (plot-twist)

i'm always right... (plot-twist)

I don't have a dream job, instead...

I don't have a dream job, instead...

if they talk trash behind your back... (plot twist)

if they talk trash behind your back... (plot twist)

I don't have the answers, nor the questions of life

I don't have the answers, nor the questions of life

money is abundant, however...

money is abundant, however...

don't make your day count (relax instead)

don't make your day count (relax instead)

my biggest inspiration (emotional)

my biggest inspiration (emotional)

how to make people like you (you can't)

how to make people like you (you can't)

some people are gonna disagree with you because they don't like you

some people are gonna disagree with you because they don't like you

how to grow fast on social media (theory)

how to grow fast on social media (theory)

untrained unprofessional speaks

untrained unprofessional speaks

why movies are inaccurate

why movies are inaccurate

super easy financial hack

super easy financial hack

40 years for the same company (love this)

40 years for the same company (love this)

i’m embarrassing my family

i’m embarrassing my family

truth sounds like a lie, so I lied to make it sound realistic

truth sounds like a lie, so I lied to make it sound realistic

this is who you are really

this is who you are really

nobody watches my videos

nobody watches my videos

the snooze button

the snooze button

abella danger

abella danger

overthinking about overthinking

overthinking about overthinking

how to end a text message?

how to end a text message?

“doctor who” is my comfort blanket

“doctor who” is my comfort blanket

catworking vs networking

catworking vs networking

for those with small d-cks

for those with small d-cks

I’m like Sherlock (BUT…)

I’m like Sherlock (BUT…)

the purpose of my channel

the purpose of my channel

social skills are going extinct

social skills are going extinct

delete this right now

delete this right now

this is crucial (to your survival)

this is crucial (to your survival)

my healthiest relationship explained in 40 seconds

my healthiest relationship explained in 40 seconds

we need “Ctrl + Z” in real life

we need “Ctrl + Z” in real life

failure and losing (important)

failure and losing (important)

we don’t appreciate good things

we don’t appreciate good things

property damages in video games

property damages in video games

the news you don’t hear about (controversial?)

the news you don’t hear about (controversial?)

I cannot wait to disagree with myself

I cannot wait to disagree with myself

my social anxiety has social anxiety (self-diagnosis)

my social anxiety has social anxiety (self-diagnosis)

quality vs quantity (my thoughts)

quality vs quantity (my thoughts)

practice makes perfect? (debunked)

practice makes perfect? (debunked)

life without rules is the prison of circumstance

life without rules is the prison of circumstance

what would bigfoot do? (decision making question)

what would bigfoot do? (decision making question)

“being productive” and “working hard”

“being productive” and “working hard”

life is a game (this is the tutorial)

life is a game (this is the tutorial)

how to provide value (different perspective)

how to provide value (different perspective)

nothing wrong with being “average”

nothing wrong with being “average”

don’t focus on one thing (experiment instead)

don’t focus on one thing (experiment instead)

this feels so vulnerable…

this feels so vulnerable…

so what if you embarrass urself?

so what if you embarrass urself?

how to have unlimited content ideas (simple)

how to have unlimited content ideas (simple)

it’s your duty to create

it’s your duty to create

i love holding it in my hand

i love holding it in my hand

a lot of people think that they think (they don’t)

a lot of people think that they think (they don’t)

why is therapy called therapy? (I don’t like it)

why is therapy called therapy? (I don’t like it)

multitasking sucks (try this instead)

multitasking sucks (try this instead)

I’m so smart (and so dumb)

I’m so smart (and so dumb)

it doesn’t matter who’s right (instead…)

it doesn’t matter who’s right (instead…)

what is a mistake anyways?

what is a mistake anyways?

perfection is subjective (omg)

perfection is subjective (omg)

the naysayers want to protect you (mindblowing)

the naysayers want to protect you (mindblowing)

we don’t say what we mean, and we don’t mean what we say (lol)

we don’t say what we mean, and we don’t mean what we say (lol)

show the world your work

show the world your work

free will is an illusion (kinda)

free will is an illusion (kinda)