Канал: Bill Kelleher

You silly little freak!

You silly little freak!

I wanna show him my toolbox...

I wanna show him my toolbox...

Fauci: Ideological bullshit quote about getting vaccinated.

Fauci: Ideological bullshit quote about getting vaccinated.

Take me back, take me back, take me back!

Take me back, take me back, take me back!

I had good intentions...

I had good intentions...

Ferno iNX

Ferno iNX

This is for you, Daddy...

This is for you, Daddy...

POUNDS, BABY, POUNDS!

POUNDS, BABY, POUNDS!

I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way

I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way

Michael Jackson - Is it all right if I come down there and sing for you?

Michael Jackson - Is it all right if I come down there and sing for you?

OH GIRL, BABY GIRL!

OH GIRL, BABY GIRL!

Hey, everybody-- I'm Chinese!

Hey, everybody-- I'm Chinese!

Love will find a way...

Love will find a way...

Peanut butter and... ladies!

Peanut butter and... ladies!

I.... wanna be inside your heaven.

I.... wanna be inside your heaven.

Why doesn't she use cream rinse?!?!

Why doesn't she use cream rinse?!?!

Step Brothers Shovel Scene

Step Brothers Shovel Scene

Go home with AIDS on their lips...

Go home with AIDS on their lips...

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert...

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert...

WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME?!?!

WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME?!?!

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Egg McMuffins right down the gullet!

Egg McMuffins right down the gullet!

I always wanted me one that was long and black...

I always wanted me one that was long and black...

Don't give up because You. Are. Loved.

Don't give up because You. Are. Loved.

Morning sun on my hives :)

Morning sun on my hives :)

Not to drink your drink... Bill Cosby

Not to drink your drink... Bill Cosby

All day, baby... all day, baby!

All day, baby... all day, baby!

Why you gotta be so mean?

Why you gotta be so mean?

Mango... M-A-N-G-O

Mango... M-A-N-G-O

Jealousy!

Jealousy!

Lookin' like a high I wanna be on...

Lookin' like a high I wanna be on...

I want one! - Elf

I want one! - Elf

Pan Pan! - Little Caesars

Pan Pan! - Little Caesars

Step Beothers Microwave Scene

Step Beothers Microwave Scene

Thinner - curse scene

Thinner - curse scene

500 lbs heavy static hold for bench press

500 lbs heavy static hold for bench press

Static Hold with 500 pounds - Bench Press

Static Hold with 500 pounds - Bench Press

The stuff you're gonna need... - George Carlin

The stuff you're gonna need... - George Carlin

Don't like!

Don't like!

Bench Work

Bench Work

I wouldn't wear that...

I wouldn't wear that...

Heavy static hold with 480 pounds - Bench Press

Heavy static hold with 480 pounds - Bench Press

A woman f*ckin' a horse...

A woman f*ckin' a horse...

We're not going to church today... Bill Burr

We're not going to church today... Bill Burr

I know half of this room has been molested... awkward Thanksgivings

I know half of this room has been molested... awkward Thanksgivings

Hug me...

Hug me...

Somebody call 911, shawty fire burnin on the dance floor...

Somebody call 911, shawty fire burnin on the dance floor...

My friend bought me a box of tampons

My friend bought me a box of tampons

Livin' in the new world, with an old soul...

Livin' in the new world, with an old soul...

They are not totally in love with your box and they can leave if they want to.

They are not totally in love with your box and they can leave if they want to.

Have you skipped school, n*gga? Skip school! Dave Chappelle

Have you skipped school, n*gga? Skip school! Dave Chappelle

Come, join us in our watery grave...

Come, join us in our watery grave...

OH, BOY!

OH, BOY!

Become another person!

Become another person!

Okurrrr! Cardi B

Okurrrr! Cardi B

You don't have three dollars??

You don't have three dollars??

Toothless BJ - Yes Man

Toothless BJ - Yes Man

Hold me down but let me up - Bill Burr - 50 Shades of Rape

Hold me down but let me up - Bill Burr - 50 Shades of Rape

I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence...

I don't mind stealin' bread from the mouths of decadence...

I require only that you kneel... Xerxes -- 300

I require only that you kneel... Xerxes -- 300

Term limits: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries dances around term limits question.

Term limits: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries dances around term limits question.

There's a sadness hidden in that pretty face, a sadness all her own...

There's a sadness hidden in that pretty face, a sadness all her own...

Fancy like Applebee's on a date night...

Fancy like Applebee's on a date night...

"She's adorable!"

"She's adorable!"

Hannibal Lecter - sucking sounds after Fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hannibal Lecter - sucking sounds after Fava beans and a nice chianti.

Resign, or be prosecuted... any way you want it.

Resign, or be prosecuted... any way you want it.

Ass eating, an art form? - Andrew Dice Clay

Ass eating, an art form? - Andrew Dice Clay

Bench Press Plateau Buster! 3 in 1 Triple Threat!

Bench Press Plateau Buster! 3 in 1 Triple Threat!

What's the one regret you can't work through? You got it, baby... mine would be you.

What's the one regret you can't work through? You got it, baby... mine would be you.

Don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Remember, bitch... you clicked on my face!

Remember, bitch... you clicked on my face!

I will be your knight in shining armour, coming to your emotional rescue...

I will be your knight in shining armour, coming to your emotional rescue...

The dirty, dirty dark skin...

The dirty, dirty dark skin...

400 Pound Deadlift at SPF World's 12/2/23

400 Pound Deadlift at SPF World's 12/2/23

Jax Teller Death Scene

Jax Teller Death Scene

Bill Burr - First time a woman tried to get me to choke her.

Bill Burr - First time a woman tried to get me to choke her.

Our souls need a more divine libation!

Our souls need a more divine libation!

My legs don't get cold - Bill Burr

My legs don't get cold - Bill Burr

Cat torturing a hamster - Not today, motherfucker!

Cat torturing a hamster - Not today, motherfucker!

Don't be fancy, just get dancy!

Don't be fancy, just get dancy!

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet...

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet...

This is for you, Daddy...

This is for you, Daddy...

This is for you, Daddy...

This is for you, Daddy...

You ever watch golf on TV? It's like watching flies fuck!

You ever watch golf on TV? It's like watching flies fuck!

Bill Burr on Racoons

Bill Burr on Racoons

Ask it how much it can bench!

Ask it how much it can bench!

All you ladies pop your p*ssy like this...

All you ladies pop your p*ssy like this...

I wished for you too.

I wished for you too.

That wasn't no regular cracker, that was a Ritz!

That wasn't no regular cracker, that was a Ritz!

Then I have one piece of advice for you: GET TO KNOW ME!

Then I have one piece of advice for you: GET TO KNOW ME!

POW POW!!

POW POW!!

Sylvester Stallone on working out when you don't feel like it

Sylvester Stallone on working out when you don't feel like it

But I gotta be real... I don't believe these motherfuckers...

But I gotta be real... I don't believe these motherfuckers...

Yeah, buddy! It's on now!

Yeah, buddy! It's on now!

Just bein' all Asian!

Just bein' all Asian!

Who am I and who are you and who are we?

Who am I and who are you and who are we?

Some serious lady wood...

Some serious lady wood...

Did you hear the good news? Now we get to f*ck the customers for money!

Did you hear the good news? Now we get to f*ck the customers for money!

I have a condition... called micropenis...

I have a condition... called micropenis...

You are-- let me tell you something... GORGEOUS!

You are-- let me tell you something... GORGEOUS!

You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends!

You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends!

No more turning away from the weak and the weary... Final verse.

No more turning away from the weak and the weary... Final verse.

It's so broken, his little heart...

It's so broken, his little heart...

Why... WHY?!?!?

Why... WHY?!?!?

I don't mind stealing bread...

I don't mind stealing bread...

Horrible Bosses Toothbrush Scene

Horrible Bosses Toothbrush Scene

Everybody knows... there's no such thing as good 36 year old pussy!

Everybody knows... there's no such thing as good 36 year old pussy!

No wifi-- ah ha ha!

No wifi-- ah ha ha!

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you, I want you...

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you, I want you...

It's ok, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok!

It's ok, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok!

It's ok, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok!

It's ok, it's ok, it's ok, it's ok!

Another one!

Another one!

Here comes the warm milkshake out of the tip of my belly stick.

Here comes the warm milkshake out of the tip of my belly stick.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight... Oh Lord...

I can feel it coming in the air tonight... Oh Lord...

Sandwiches?

Sandwiches?

Can I have a cookie?

Can I have a cookie?

Ladies... problem... what's the genesis?

Ladies... problem... what's the genesis?

Going down on Harvina Weinstein

Going down on Harvina Weinstein

Sometimes you don't...

Sometimes you don't...

Put your dick in and explode...

Put your dick in and explode...

Put your dick in and explode...

Put your dick in and explode...

Keep smilin', keep shinin'...

Keep smilin', keep shinin'...

You could blindfold these people with fkn dental floss!

You could blindfold these people with fkn dental floss!

You've fooled around long enough!

You've fooled around long enough!

Don't try to save anybody!

Don't try to save anybody!

Don't try to save anybody!

Don't try to save anybody!

I'm comin' over, I hope it's all right...

I'm comin' over, I hope it's all right...

Crockett's new Ferrari

Crockett's new Ferrari

Love is all around you!

Love is all around you!

On the turning away - first verse

On the turning away - first verse

You're welcome...

You're welcome...

Sure you're not a homosexual...

Sure you're not a homosexual...

Come a little closer, I'll butter your fkn popcorn!

Come a little closer, I'll butter your fkn popcorn!

We're going up... Elevator scene from Hangover

We're going up... Elevator scene from Hangover

Exciting deadlift!

Exciting deadlift!

Come to the table of plenty!

Come to the table of plenty!

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down... oh no!

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down... oh no!

Would you like to send our coloured cousins home again, my friend?

Would you like to send our coloured cousins home again, my friend?

I'll see you with my nub!

I'll see you with my nub!

No.

No.

Oh, it's appropriate...

Oh, it's appropriate...

Dancing with me cheek to cheek

Dancing with me cheek to cheek

BARBECUE SAUUUUCE!

BARBECUE SAUUUUCE!

I think that having sex with either of you would be a great treat for me.

I think that having sex with either of you would be a great treat for me.

Woah, woah, woah... hoe, hoe... woooo!

Woah, woah, woah... hoe, hoe... woooo!

She didn't have to say a thing.... I knew what she was thinkin'...

She didn't have to say a thing.... I knew what she was thinkin'...

I, too, am lost, I feel double-crossed and I'm sick of what's wrong and what's right.

I, too, am lost, I feel double-crossed and I'm sick of what's wrong and what's right.

I release you!

I release you!

Yeeeeah...

Yeeeeah...

Make you so mad you just call 'em a c*nt!

Make you so mad you just call 'em a c*nt!

They spinnin'!!!

They spinnin'!!!

Superstar!

Superstar!

The neighbors complain about the noise up above...

The neighbors complain about the noise up above...

Hey now, hey now, hey now... it's finger... pop poppin' time!

Hey now, hey now, hey now... it's finger... pop poppin' time!

Heal the world... make it a better place.

Heal the world... make it a better place.

WAZZUUUUUUPPPPP!

WAZZUUUUUUPPPPP!

Shredded cheese nachos - Step Brothers

Shredded cheese nachos - Step Brothers

My mouth was open

My mouth was open

These are the good old days...

These are the good old days...

Think I carried you in my body for 9 months so you can roll your eyes at me?

Think I carried you in my body for 9 months so you can roll your eyes at me?

The dopest dope

The dopest dope

I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck your grandma

I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck your grandma

She got a mustache!

She got a mustache!

Hey, boy... slow down

Hey, boy... slow down

Guys morphing so they can fuck a hot chick

Guys morphing so they can fuck a hot chick

Where do babies come from?

Where do babies come from?

Come give your Aunt Bunny a kiss, baby...

Come give your Aunt Bunny a kiss, baby...

I didn't have the heart to mention it as a problem.

I didn't have the heart to mention it as a problem.

My friend Joey's got a good personality too, but I don't want him to blow me.

My friend Joey's got a good personality too, but I don't want him to blow me.

You're lke a Sunday mornin, full of grace & full of Jesus and I wish that I could be more like you

You're lke a Sunday mornin, full of grace & full of Jesus and I wish that I could be more like you

She was a cute bald chick - Andrew Dice Clay

She was a cute bald chick - Andrew Dice Clay

Lick each other's butt holes in a Denny's bathroom

Lick each other's butt holes in a Denny's bathroom

I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog too!

I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog too!

Those rating systems are flawed - Anchorman

Those rating systems are flawed - Anchorman

Joe Rogan - How strong are these gummy bears?

Joe Rogan - How strong are these gummy bears?

Sam Kinison - fucking the dead

Sam Kinison - fucking the dead

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I wanna tell you I love you.

I wanna tell you I love you.

I don't know... maybe.

I don't know... maybe.

Potato-- potato

Potato-- potato

Moving at the speed of science!

Moving at the speed of science!

15⁰ per hr drift: Bob Knodel sunk $20k into a laser gyroscope & accidentally proved earth's rotation

15⁰ per hr drift: Bob Knodel sunk $20k into a laser gyroscope & accidentally proved earth's rotation