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God is a fancy designer!

God is a fancy designer!

God likes gaudy

God likes gaudy

What is this "testimony"?

What is this "testimony"?

Bible historically accurate (kinda)

Bible historically accurate (kinda)

God wants his own room

God wants his own room

Why does God need this!?

Why does God need this!?

Does Moses want his money?

Does Moses want his money?

A quick thank you!

A quick thank you!

My Bible attitude...

My Bible attitude...

God makes a fancy home with bespoke furniture | Exodus 25

God makes a fancy home with bespoke furniture | Exodus 25

Moses waits around...

Moses waits around...

Joshua meets God

Joshua meets God

What font did God use?

What font did God use?

Blind obedience is correct!

Blind obedience is correct!

You CAN see God and live!

You CAN see God and live!

They SAW God?!

They SAW God?!

Biblical Hebrew Hive Mind

Biblical Hebrew Hive Mind

People will believe anything 😳

People will believe anything 😳

God likes gross stuff

God likes gross stuff

Young boys and young bulls

Young boys and young bulls

2 million Hebrews speaking in unison

2 million Hebrews speaking in unison

Gotta be careful with God

Gotta be careful with God

74 People See God and Live | Exodus 24

74 People See God and Live | Exodus 24

Hebrews separate themselves with God

Hebrews separate themselves with God

God excuses his limitations

God excuses his limitations

Confusion infringes on free will

Confusion infringes on free will

God is the biggest abortionist

God is the biggest abortionist

So much water!

So much water!

More Hebrew propaganda...

More Hebrew propaganda...

God's babysitting angel

God's babysitting angel

God is sick of it

God is sick of it

Is God wasteful?

Is God wasteful?

God loves blood, hates yeast

God loves blood, hates yeast

God wants us know how bad it COULD be

God wants us know how bad it COULD be

Not much Bible worth keeping

Not much Bible worth keeping

God gets something right!!

God gets something right!!

How to treat aliens, not slaves

How to treat aliens, not slaves

What to do with witches

What to do with witches

Almost a good verse!

Almost a good verse!

God loves abortion and propaganda | Exodus 23

God loves abortion and propaganda | Exodus 23

Child sacrifice prescribed in Bible

Child sacrifice prescribed in Bible

Pay us... I mean, pay GOD!!

Pay us... I mean, pay GOD!!

Happy widow, happy life

Happy widow, happy life

The real problem with child sacrifice

The real problem with child sacrifice

Where's "stone the molesters"?

Where's "stone the molesters"?

Bible law NOT fair to MEN!

Bible law NOT fair to MEN!

How could you tell!?

How could you tell!?

Legends of Hebrew culture

Legends of Hebrew culture

Laz is back on the case!

Laz is back on the case!

God didn't consider insurance...

God didn't consider insurance...

Where to get a slave

Where to get a slave

Bible kinda makes sense...

Bible kinda makes sense...

Human beings are worth 30 shekels

Human beings are worth 30 shekels

God endorses sex slavery?!

God endorses sex slavery?!

RUNAWAY! It's HARD read!

RUNAWAY! It's HARD read!

More laws and a little child sacrifice | Exodus 22

More laws and a little child sacrifice | Exodus 22

Slavery super important to God

Slavery super important to God

God's animal laws are nicer!

God's animal laws are nicer!

Value of a human life: Bible Edition

Value of a human life: Bible Edition

Bulls with a habit of goring

Bulls with a habit of goring

Classic Bible bull laws :P

Classic Bible bull laws :P

More brutal slavery laws by God

More brutal slavery laws by God

Are bruises serious injuries?

Are bruises serious injuries?

Joel Reads Bible Live Stream

Joel Reads Bible Live Stream

God's best idea for mankind

God's best idea for mankind

Men set value for women in Bible

Men set value for women in Bible

God's violent slavery law

God's violent slavery law

Cursing=Stoning in Bible

Cursing=Stoning in Bible

God suggests you run!

God suggests you run!

Better than nothing, bad for a God

Better than nothing, bad for a God

Do Christians hate women or just God?

Do Christians hate women or just God?

God's disgusting laws against women

God's disgusting laws against women

Would you want this for your daughter?

Would you want this for your daughter?

These are GOD'S SLAVERY Laws

These are GOD'S SLAVERY Laws

Lifetime Bible servant is a slave

Lifetime Bible servant is a slave

God's Biblical Slavery Trick

God's Biblical Slavery Trick

God gives some disgusting pro slavery laws | Exodus 21

God gives some disgusting pro slavery laws | Exodus 21

God is fear, not love

God is fear, not love

Lousy commandments

Lousy commandments

Love me first and I'll love you back - God

Love me first and I'll love you back - God

Israel: future land of slavery...?

Israel: future land of slavery...?

He doesn't repay it...

He doesn't repay it...

We gotta trust Moses implicitly!

We gotta trust Moses implicitly!

Why does anyone report to God?

Why does anyone report to God?

Wife escaped traumatic relationship!

Wife escaped traumatic relationship!

Imagine ANY evidence of Bible!?

Imagine ANY evidence of Bible!?

Passing the buck to God

Passing the buck to God

We are God's chipmunks!

We are God's chipmunks!

Why must we starve, God?

Why must we starve, God?

Could Bible authors imagine 2 million people?

Could Bible authors imagine 2 million people?

God is terrifying!!!!

God is terrifying!!!!

God might be stuck in this world

God might be stuck in this world

God is inconsistent

God is inconsistent

Hard to remember when you're dead

Hard to remember when you're dead

God's magic toolbelt

God's magic toolbelt

God changes over time

God changes over time

So much detail on stupid yeast

So much detail on stupid yeast

Hebrew child sacrifice?!

Hebrew child sacrifice?!

Persistent propaganda

Persistent propaganda

God is always so lost...

God is always so lost...

Bible written out of order

Bible written out of order

Christianity/Judaism not monotheistic

Christianity/Judaism not monotheistic

They did a fantastic roast!

They did a fantastic roast!

More pointless pageantry

More pointless pageantry

God doesn't see slaves as people

God doesn't see slaves as people

Description of God being horrible

Description of God being horrible

Yeast, Slavery and the Top 10 | Exodus 11-20 RECAP

Yeast, Slavery and the Top 10 | Exodus 11-20 RECAP

No free will reminder

No free will reminder

God such a narcissist

God such a narcissist

God is dark and scary

God is dark and scary

Fancy Bible Wordplay

Fancy Bible Wordplay

Tender loving monster (aka God)

Tender loving monster (aka God)

Hard to not covet

Hard to not covet

Don't be like God!

Don't be like God!

Slavery in the 10 commandments?

Slavery in the 10 commandments?

Maybe you can lie?

Maybe you can lie?

Don't honour lousy parents

Don't honour lousy parents

Is that a threat?!

Is that a threat?!

First commandments pretty useless

First commandments pretty useless

What does this commandment mean?

What does this commandment mean?

God's twisted justice

God's twisted justice

40,000 years of God's love?

40,000 years of God's love?

What constitutes idol?

What constitutes idol?

God's 1st narcissistic command

God's 1st narcissistic command

The Missing Commandments

The Missing Commandments

The Ten Commandments! | Exodus 20

The Ten Commandments! | Exodus 20

God puts on a show

God puts on a show

Timeless God chooses stoning?!

Timeless God chooses stoning?!

Why, God? Why?!

Why, God? Why?!

More narcissistic God

More narcissistic God

Moses reminds God what he said?

Moses reminds God what he said?

God is getting a big head

God is getting a big head

Seeing LORD will kill you...

Seeing LORD will kill you...

God is not LOVE... he's scary!

God is not LOVE... he's scary!

Moses vouched for by God

Moses vouched for by God

God wants to kill his people!

God wants to kill his people!

Don't bother telling God, Moses.

Don't bother telling God, Moses.

God claims the world

God claims the world

God's favourite toys!

God's favourite toys!

Just weird words

Just weird words

Doesn't Moses know the area?!

Doesn't Moses know the area?!

Will God Reveal Himself?

Will God Reveal Himself?

God puts on a terrifying show | Exodus 19

God puts on a terrifying show | Exodus 19

Moses is like the supreme court judge

Moses is like the supreme court judge

Moses! REST!!!

Moses! REST!!!

First justice system implemented

First justice system implemented

Typical father-in-law: Bible Edition

Typical father-in-law: Bible Edition

How does Moses know the laws?

How does Moses know the laws?

Moses learns balance

Moses learns balance

Hard to understand spiritual lingo

Hard to understand spiritual lingo

Jethro/Reuel sucks up to God

Jethro/Reuel sucks up to God

Narrative brags about the narrative in the narrative

Narrative brags about the narrative in the narrative

Moses kisses a short king

Moses kisses a short king

Moses should be grateful!

Moses should be grateful!

Moses finds work/life balance | Exodus 18

Moses finds work/life balance | Exodus 18

Mean Bible Passages

Mean Bible Passages

Incoherent Bible Verse

Incoherent Bible Verse

Bible keeps it interesting!

Bible keeps it interesting!

You're not a TRUTH SEEKER!

You're not a TRUTH SEEKER!

Casual Joshua Mention

Casual Joshua Mention

Testing God might be fine!

Testing God might be fine!

Stoning was of a time...

Stoning was of a time...

God made us thirsty

God made us thirsty

Manna is too dry!!

Manna is too dry!!

House Hunting: Genocide Edition!

House Hunting: Genocide Edition!

Moses defeats an army by raising his hands | Exodus 17

Moses defeats an army by raising his hands | Exodus 17

Manna was wild

Manna was wild

They LOVE a day off!

They LOVE a day off!

Boiled Bible bread?

Boiled Bible bread?

Magical maggoty Bible bread

Magical maggoty Bible bread

No PA in Bible times

No PA in Bible times

Mmm, sandy manna!

Mmm, sandy manna!

Manna was Frosted Flakes??!

Manna was Frosted Flakes??!

Blame God for everything - Bible

Blame God for everything - Bible

Blaming Moses for manna

Blaming Moses for manna

God lets world starve

God lets world starve

Hebrews not slaves in Egypt

Hebrews not slaves in Egypt

God doesn’t let HIS people starve | Exodus 16

God doesn’t let HIS people starve | Exodus 16

Not enough trees, God!

Not enough trees, God!

Ancient water filtration: Bible edition

Ancient water filtration: Bible edition

Nepotism in Bible

Nepotism in Bible

Song might work backwards

Song might work backwards

Bible God is very humanlike

Bible God is very humanlike

Calling Christian Musicians!

Calling Christian Musicians!

Descendants of incest punished

Descendants of incest punished

God is terrifying, be afraid

God is terrifying, be afraid

Improvising Bible

Improvising Bible

Yahweh has best nostril work

Yahweh has best nostril work

Not the best Bible lyrics

Not the best Bible lyrics

Bible rhyming

Bible rhyming

Parting the Red Sea: The Musical | Exodus 15

Parting the Red Sea: The Musical | Exodus 15

God proves himself... for once.

God proves himself... for once.

God doesn't think ahead...

God doesn't think ahead...

Confused or not confused?

Confused or not confused?

God casts a spell

God casts a spell

Why use the elements?!

Why use the elements?!

God's violent plan

God's violent plan

God gets annoyed

God gets annoyed

Bible gets funny!

Bible gets funny!

It's a flat desert

It's a flat desert