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When Bill Burr almost killed himself!

When Bill Burr almost killed himself!

Tough guys 👊

Tough guys 👊

Buying presents 🎁

Buying presents 🎁

Kevin Hart on his Girlfriend 😅

Kevin Hart on his Girlfriend 😅

Halloween 🎃

Halloween 🎃

When you put a towel down 🙄

When you put a towel down 🙄

When Bill Burr got Angry 🤬

When Bill Burr got Angry 🤬

“Size doesn’t matter”

“Size doesn’t matter”

The British 🇬🇧

The British 🇬🇧

Pussy 🐱

Pussy 🐱

Life 😒

Life 😒

When she offers to pay the bill 🤣💸

When she offers to pay the bill 🤣💸

Women VS Men during Sex 🤷‍♂️🤣

Women VS Men during Sex 🤷‍♂️🤣

Blacks & the Police 👮‍♂️

Blacks & the Police 👮‍♂️

Jim Jefferies - Women

Jim Jefferies - Women

Getting old 👴

Getting old 👴

Asking a veteran “Have you killed anyone?” 😲😅

Asking a veteran “Have you killed anyone?” 😲😅

No smoking signs 🚭

No smoking signs 🚭

Drinking 🍻

Drinking 🍻

Pedo’s 🔞

Pedo’s 🔞

Alcohol 🍷

Alcohol 🍷

The gay porn star 😳⭐️

The gay porn star 😳⭐️

Gay guys

Gay guys

“I heard voices in my head”

“I heard voices in my head”

Obese Children 😲

Obese Children 😲

Mark Normand VS Homophobe

Mark Normand VS Homophobe

Mass shootings

Mass shootings

Random lady walks onto Jimmy Carr’s stage 🤣

Random lady walks onto Jimmy Carr’s stage 🤣

Captain Hook 🪝

Captain Hook 🪝

Alcohol VS Phones 🍻

Alcohol VS Phones 🍻

Trying not to drink 🍻

Trying not to drink 🍻

Jimmy VS Man from Norfolk

Jimmy VS Man from Norfolk

Ghosts 👻

Ghosts 👻

How to fake orgasm

How to fake orgasm

Liz Truss

Liz Truss

How to tell if your house is haunted 🏚👻

How to tell if your house is haunted 🏚👻

Men fake orgasms 😳

Men fake orgasms 😳

Putin - Russell Howard

Putin - Russell Howard

Single Men

Single Men

Fat chicks 🤣

Fat chicks 🤣

Getting a sperm sample 😅

Getting a sperm sample 😅

Has Jimmy Carr cheated?!

Has Jimmy Carr cheated?!

Women’s revenge 😅

Women’s revenge 😅

69ing

69ing

White people & the ‘b word’ 😅

White people & the ‘b word’ 😅

God ✝️

God ✝️

The 69 🤣

The 69 🤣

Being poor VS Gay

Being poor VS Gay

Heaven ✝️🤣

Heaven ✝️🤣

First class ✈️🥂

First class ✈️🥂

Picking up Men VS Women 🤣

Picking up Men VS Women 🤣

Death ☠️

Death ☠️

Alex Giampapa | All Gender Bathrooms 🚾😅

Alex Giampapa | All Gender Bathrooms 🚾😅

Hotels

Hotels

Lying Drunk VS Sober 🍻

Lying Drunk VS Sober 🍻

“You never made me cum”

“You never made me cum”

Animal testing 🧪

Animal testing 🧪

“Just friends” 🤣

“Just friends” 🤣

Tourette’s

Tourette’s

What to do if you’re attacked by a bear 🐻

What to do if you’re attacked by a bear 🐻

Gold Diggers 💸

Gold Diggers 💸

Pros of being gay

Pros of being gay

School girl fantasy

School girl fantasy

Paying for illegal things!

Paying for illegal things!

Mark Normand & his uncle

Mark Normand & his uncle

Domestic violence

Domestic violence

How to get rid of your girlfriends moustache 🥸

How to get rid of your girlfriends moustache 🥸

Social media

Social media

How to defend yourself from a women 👊

How to defend yourself from a women 👊

Women excuses 🤣

Women excuses 🤣

Walking in on your parents 😅

Walking in on your parents 😅

Facebook

Facebook

Edibles on halloween 🎃🍃

Edibles on halloween 🎃🍃

British Men 😅🇬🇧

British Men 😅🇬🇧

Medical Marijuana

Medical Marijuana

Jimmy VS a 12 year old 🤣

Jimmy VS a 12 year old 🤣

“There’s no reason to hit a women”

“There’s no reason to hit a women”

Hot privilege 😅

Hot privilege 😅

The C word VS the F word

The C word VS the F word

“Is it in yet?”

“Is it in yet?”

Domestic violence 👊

Domestic violence 👊

Tinder

Tinder

Ladies 🤦‍♀️

Ladies 🤦‍♀️

Gypsies

Gypsies

Bill Burr on his Girlfriend 🤣

Bill Burr on his Girlfriend 🤣

Alex Giampapa - Standup Comedy Live from the Wilbur!

Alex Giampapa - Standup Comedy Live from the Wilbur!

Dogs 🐶

Dogs 🐶

God ✝️

God ✝️

Tattoos!

Tattoos!

she has a vent tattoo 😳

she has a vent tattoo 😳

Jimmys first girlfriend

Jimmys first girlfriend

Snowballing ❄️🤣

Snowballing ❄️🤣

Why men love bjs 💯

Why men love bjs 💯

Spitting on your hand 🤚🤨

Spitting on your hand 🤚🤨

The Spider-Man 😳

The Spider-Man 😳

Audience member gets a phone call 📱🤣

Audience member gets a phone call 📱🤣

Queefing 🤣😳

Queefing 🤣😳

Ricky VS Alan

Ricky VS Alan

Plastic surgery 🤣

Plastic surgery 🤣

Women & orgasms

Women & orgasms

Trying to leave after a one night stand 🤣

Trying to leave after a one night stand 🤣

Guys v Women 😅

Guys v Women 😅

Marriage 🤣

Marriage 🤣

Getting married 💍

Getting married 💍

Porn

Porn

When Ricky Gervais Drank Drove 😳🍻

When Ricky Gervais Drank Drove 😳🍻

Insulting Women 😂

Insulting Women 😂

‘Just friends’

‘Just friends’

Ladies 🤣💯

Ladies 🤣💯

Talking to a cop 😅

Talking to a cop 😅

Ricky’s next door neighbour 😅

Ricky’s next door neighbour 😅

Dogs VS Cats 🤣

Dogs VS Cats 🤣

Talking to a Gary Glitter impersonator 😳

Talking to a Gary Glitter impersonator 😳

Africa 🤣🌍

Africa 🤣🌍

Dogs 🐶

Dogs 🐶

Annoying heckler gets put down 🤣

Annoying heckler gets put down 🤣

Buckets of food 😳🪣

Buckets of food 😳🪣

When Jimmy Carr got in trouble 🤣😳

When Jimmy Carr got in trouble 🤣😳

Cab Drivers

Cab Drivers

Street Fairs 😅

Street Fairs 😅

Thoughts whilst Driving! 🤣

Thoughts whilst Driving! 🤣

Bill Burr - The truth about fast food 🍔

Bill Burr - The truth about fast food 🍔

Kissing 💋🤣

Kissing 💋🤣

Men VS Women in Sex 😂🍆

Men VS Women in Sex 😂🍆

Dry Hole 😳🐱

Dry Hole 😳🐱

Viagra 💊😅

Viagra 💊😅

Being in a relationship but not married 😅💍

Being in a relationship but not married 😅💍

Talking to a drug dealer 🤣

Talking to a drug dealer 🤣

When you’re the only black man 😅🤦🏿‍♂️

When you’re the only black man 😅🤦🏿‍♂️

He gave 32 billion to charity 🤯

He gave 32 billion to charity 🤯

Getting food pissed 😅

Getting food pissed 😅

White VS Black People 🤦🏿‍♂️😅

White VS Black People 🤦🏿‍♂️😅

Charity 😂

Charity 😂

Talking to the Police 🤣 - Paul Smith

Talking to the Police 🤣 - Paul Smith

Indian Accent 🇮🇳

Indian Accent 🇮🇳

Newcastle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

Newcastle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤣

Skinny Jeans 👖😅

Skinny Jeans 👖😅

American VS English Accents 🤣🇬🇧🇺🇸

American VS English Accents 🤣🇬🇧🇺🇸

Gordon Roasts a Fatty 🤣💀

Gordon Roasts a Fatty 🤣💀

Jimmy Carr VS the Audience!

Jimmy Carr VS the Audience!

Frankie Boyle ruins a family trip 😅

Frankie Boyle ruins a family trip 😅

Jimmy roasts man with a growth 🤣

Jimmy roasts man with a growth 🤣

Frankie Boyle picks apart Audience member 🤣💀

Frankie Boyle picks apart Audience member 🤣💀

Jimmy VS a Mum & Daughter 😅

Jimmy VS a Mum & Daughter 😅

When you see someone with Tourette’s 😳😅

When you see someone with Tourette’s 😳😅

Babies & Cinemas

Babies & Cinemas

When people ask ‘how are you?’ 😅

When people ask ‘how are you?’ 😅

Jimmy Savile

Jimmy Savile

Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle

Drama 🎭

Drama 🎭

Treat them mean keep em keen 😂

Treat them mean keep em keen 😂

Is Jimmy Carr posh? 😅

Is Jimmy Carr posh? 😅

Non-drinkers 😂🍻

Non-drinkers 😂🍻

Trying to get laid after doing ❄️

Trying to get laid after doing ❄️

Trying to hide you’ve done ❄️

Trying to hide you’ve done ❄️

‘Last orders’ 🍻

‘Last orders’ 🍻

Men VS Women 😂

Men VS Women 😂

Dick vs Gun

Dick vs Gun

White people 🤣

White people 🤣

Why are polar bears white? 🐻‍❄️

Why are polar bears white? 🐻‍❄️

Teachers 👩‍🏫🤣

Teachers 👩‍🏫🤣

Jimmy on his Girlfriend 😅😳

Jimmy on his Girlfriend 😅😳

Long term relationships 😧

Long term relationships 😧

How to avoid giving head 😅🍆

How to avoid giving head 😅🍆

Ted Bundy 😳🔪

Ted Bundy 😳🔪

Slavery 😅

Slavery 😅

Basketball 🏀

Basketball 🏀

The ‘Sexual History Conversation’ 😅

The ‘Sexual History Conversation’ 😅

Jimmy on his Girlfriend 😅😬

Jimmy on his Girlfriend 😅😬

MAGA Hat 🧢

MAGA Hat 🧢

Biden VS Trump

Biden VS Trump

Scotland summed up 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😅

Scotland summed up 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😅

Glasgow 🤣

Glasgow 🤣

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson

Why COVID is good

Why COVID is good

Public Transport 🚍

Public Transport 🚍

Hitler

Hitler

The 100m Dash 🏃‍♂️

The 100m Dash 🏃‍♂️

Jimmy VS a Heckler 😅😳

Jimmy VS a Heckler 😅😳

How was cricket invented? 🏏

How was cricket invented? 🏏

How to deal with charity workers 🤣

How to deal with charity workers 🤣

Holland 🇳🇱

Holland 🇳🇱

How to hurry your girlfriend up ✅

How to hurry your girlfriend up ✅

When your girl is shopping 🤣🛍

When your girl is shopping 🤣🛍

Mark Normand speaks the truth

Mark Normand speaks the truth

Hetrophobes 😅

Hetrophobes 😅

Straight VS Gay men

Straight VS Gay men

Gay guys 😳

Gay guys 😳

How to solve climate change

How to solve climate change

Climate change 😅

Climate change 😅

Smoking 🍃

Smoking 🍃

Fog 🤣☁️

Fog 🤣☁️

“The plate is hot” 🤣

“The plate is hot” 🤣

Backseat drivers 🤣

Backseat drivers 🤣

Babies 👶

Babies 👶

Gay Guys

Gay Guys

Asians

Asians

Strip Clubs

Strip Clubs

A Coke Wank ❄️🍆

A Coke Wank ❄️🍆