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Simpsons | Eh, work is work.

Simpsons | Eh, work is work.

Simpsons | Do we want to do a commercial for something called Old Navy?

Simpsons | Do we want to do a commercial for something called Old Navy?

Simpsons | Uhhuh. Yes. Just a second.

Simpsons | Uhhuh. Yes. Just a second.

Simpsons | Kang and Kodos Productions.

Simpsons | Kang and Kodos Productions.

Simpsons | I knew we should've sent them a muffin basket.

Simpsons | I knew we should've sent them a muffin basket.

Simpsons | Hang up. They could be trying to call right now

Simpsons | Hang up. They could be trying to call right now

Simpsons | Are you sure the spacephone is working?

Simpsons | Are you sure the spacephone is working?

Simpsons | Can you believe it, Kodos? They left us out of the Halloween show

Simpsons | Can you believe it, Kodos? They left us out of the Halloween show

Simpsons | It's gonna be an adjustment, no question. But Ugh

Simpsons | It's gonna be an adjustment, no question. But Ugh

Simpsons | Oh, honey, I wouldn't say doomed.

Simpsons | Oh, honey, I wouldn't say doomed.

Simpsons | Doomed mankind.

Simpsons | Doomed mankind.

Simpsons | I kinda wish I hadn't freed their leader and, you know

Simpsons | I kinda wish I hadn't freed their leader and, you know

Simpsons | Well, you gotta hand it to those dolphins. They just wanted it more.

Simpsons | Well, you gotta hand it to those dolphins. They just wanted it more.

Simpsons | Come on, lads Let's drive 'em back to the ocean

Simpsons | Come on, lads Let's drive 'em back to the ocean

Simpsons | This is really not Ooh You're hurting my Ooh

Simpsons | This is really not Ooh You're hurting my Ooh

Simpsons | Ooh If I could just Ooh

Simpsons | Ooh If I could just Ooh

Simpsons | Oh, help

Simpsons | Oh, help

Simpsons | We've wiped out entire species before We can do it again

Simpsons | We've wiped out entire species before We can do it again

Simpsons | Hey, leave my daughter alone Come on, humans

Simpsons | Hey, leave my daughter alone Come on, humans

Simpsons | Here. Ow Son of a

Simpsons | Here. Ow Son of a

Simpsons | Oh, no. You poor thing.

Simpsons | Oh, no. You poor thing.

Simpsons | Geez. So many dolphins.

Simpsons | Geez. So many dolphins.

Simpsons | Uhoh.

Simpsons | Uhoh.

Simpsons | I'm not gonna let a few hoopjumping tunamunchers push me around

Simpsons | I'm not gonna let a few hoopjumping tunamunchers push me around

Simpsons | the glory hole and the pudding cup.

Simpsons | the glory hole and the pudding cup.

Simpsons | leg warmers, bendy straws, peelandeat shrimp...

Simpsons | leg warmers, bendy straws, peelandeat shrimp...

Simpsons | We can outsmart those dolphins Don't forget we invented computers...

Simpsons | We can outsmart those dolphins Don't forget we invented computers...

Simpsons | LlI tuned out. WhereWhere we going? Wait Stop

Simpsons | LlI tuned out. WhereWhere we going? Wait Stop

Simpsons | Pushy dolphins.

Simpsons | Pushy dolphins.

Simpsons | Yeah

Simpsons | Yeah

Simpsons | I, King Snorky, hereby banish all humans to the sea

Simpsons | I, King Snorky, hereby banish all humans to the sea

Simpsons | It was her, all right Take the one who wronged you.

Simpsons | It was her, all right Take the one who wronged you.

Simpsons | Plus all that sewage we keep dumping. That was you?

Simpsons | Plus all that sewage we keep dumping. That was you?

Simpsons | We were trying to get out. It's cold, it's wet. Every morning I wake up phlegmy.

Simpsons | We were trying to get out. It's cold, it's wet. Every morning I wake up phlegmy.

Simpsons | But you seemed so happy in the ocean. All that playful leaping

Simpsons | But you seemed so happy in the ocean. All that playful leaping

Simpsons | where we've suffered for millions of years.

Simpsons | where we've suffered for millions of years.

Simpsons | Then your ancestors drove us into the sea...

Simpsons | Then your ancestors drove us into the sea...

Simpsons | He said dolphins used to live on the land. Whaaa

Simpsons | He said dolphins used to live on the land. Whaaa

Simpsons | What did he say?

Simpsons | What did he say?

Simpsons | Eons ago, dolphins lived on the land.

Simpsons | Eons ago, dolphins lived on the land.

Simpsons | I'm sorry. Let me start over.

Simpsons | I'm sorry. Let me start over.

Simpsons | Snorky... talk... man.

Simpsons | Snorky... talk... man.

Simpsons | It's approaching the podium Surely it cannot speak

Simpsons | It's approaching the podium Surely it cannot speak

Simpsons | Oh.

Simpsons | Oh.

Simpsons | Ach You want streaks? 'Cause if you interrupt me, that's what you'll get

Simpsons | Ach You want streaks? 'Cause if you interrupt me, that's what you'll get

Simpsons | Willie, must you do that now?

Simpsons | Willie, must you do that now?

Simpsons | But we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

Simpsons | But we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

Simpsons | People, please We're all frightened and horny.

Simpsons | People, please We're all frightened and horny.

Simpsons | Aw, I'm gonna give your liver such a punchin'

Simpsons | Aw, I'm gonna give your liver such a punchin'

Simpsons | Phone's off the hook. Everything must be okay.

Simpsons | Phone's off the hook. Everything must be okay.

Simpsons | Hmm.

Simpsons | Hmm.

Simpsons | We've gotta warn Grampa

Simpsons | We've gotta warn Grampa

Simpsons | Those dolphins seem bent on mayhem.

Simpsons | Those dolphins seem bent on mayhem.

Simpsons | Ow

Simpsons | Ow

Simpsons | If we speak in lowfrequency voices, I don't think they can

Simpsons | If we speak in lowfrequency voices, I don't think they can

Simpsons | It's dolphins. We have to stop them.

Simpsons | It's dolphins. We have to stop them.

Simpsons | Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong.

Simpsons | Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong.

Simpsons | Gray, bottlenosed, intelligent Italians.

Simpsons | Gray, bottlenosed, intelligent Italians.

Simpsons | I meant killer Italians.

Simpsons | I meant killer Italians.

Simpsons | Um, didid I say killer dolphins?

Simpsons | Um, didid I say killer dolphins?

Simpsons | Killer dolphins? The recent wave of murders

Simpsons | Killer dolphins? The recent wave of murders

Simpsons | Our top story Killer dolphins.

Simpsons | Our top story Killer dolphins.

Simpsons | Anything to get out of work.

Simpsons | Anything to get out of work.

Simpsons | Yes, I will have fries with that.

Simpsons | Yes, I will have fries with that.

Simpsons | and a partysize bucket of flan.

Simpsons | and a partysize bucket of flan.

Simpsons | Two Krusty shakes, a doughnut burger with cheese...

Simpsons | Two Krusty shakes, a doughnut burger with cheese...

Simpsons | Rarr

Simpsons | Rarr

Simpsons | And only this old sea dog knows how to stop theArr

Simpsons | And only this old sea dog knows how to stop theArr

Simpsons | Arr It begins. The dolphins are upon us.

Simpsons | Arr It begins. The dolphins are upon us.

Simpsons | This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom.

Simpsons | This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom.

Simpsons | Hmm. Bottlenose bruises, blowhole burns, flipperprints.

Simpsons | Hmm. Bottlenose bruises, blowhole burns, flipperprints.

Simpsons | Ooh Ooh

Simpsons | Ooh Ooh

Simpsons | Ow Ow Hey, what's the gag?

Simpsons | Ow Ow Hey, what's the gag?

Simpsons | You're dolphins the clowns of the sea.

Simpsons | You're dolphins the clowns of the sea.

Simpsons | Ooh. Hey, you're not sharks.

Simpsons | Ooh. Hey, you're not sharks.

Simpsons | Ooh. Uhoh. Sharks the assassins of the sea

Simpsons | Ooh. Uhoh. Sharks the assassins of the sea

Simpsons | Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination.

Simpsons | Alcohol and night swimming. It's a winning combination.

Simpsons | Ah Mmm.

Simpsons | Ah Mmm.

Simpsons | Ew, yech

Simpsons | Ew, yech

Simpsons | Ahh

Simpsons | Ahh

Simpsons | Go on Swim to freedom Go

Simpsons | Go on Swim to freedom Go

Simpsons | It's getting away. Kill it

Simpsons | It's getting away. Kill it

Simpsons | Oh.

Simpsons | Oh.

Simpsons | Uh

Simpsons | Uh

Simpsons | Oh. You want to be with your friends.

Simpsons | Oh. You want to be with your friends.

Simpsons | You could Hey, where you going?

Simpsons | You could Hey, where you going?

Simpsons | It's okay. They're gone now.

Simpsons | It's okay. They're gone now.

Simpsons | so hurry on over if you want to pet 'em before you eat 'em.

Simpsons | so hurry on over if you want to pet 'em before you eat 'em.

Simpsons | Folks, we're heating up the lobster tank...

Simpsons | Folks, we're heating up the lobster tank...

Simpsons | Oh, Snorky.

Simpsons | Oh, Snorky.

Simpsons | Whoo Yea, Snorky

Simpsons | Whoo Yea, Snorky

Simpsons | Let's give Snorky a big hand

Simpsons | Let's give Snorky a big hand

Simpsons | Comin' up

Simpsons | Comin' up

Simpsons | Speaking of which, how about seconds?

Simpsons | Speaking of which, how about seconds?

Simpsons | Well, we're still poor. But thanks to your father, we'll never go hungry.

Simpsons | Well, we're still poor. But thanks to your father, we'll never go hungry.

Simpsons | Mmm. Mmm.

Simpsons | Mmm. Mmm.

Simpsons | Yeah, but the concert's at 800.

Simpsons | Yeah, but the concert's at 800.

Simpsons | Is Suzanne ready yet? Almost. Just give her another 20 minutes.

Simpsons | Is Suzanne ready yet? Almost. Just give her another 20 minutes.

Simpsons | Uh, hello. I'm George Cauldron.

Simpsons | Uh, hello. I'm George Cauldron.

Simpsons | Oh

Simpsons | Oh

Simpsons | Ah Ah

Simpsons | Ah Ah

Simpsons | Let me out I couldn't be in more pain

Simpsons | Let me out I couldn't be in more pain

Simpsons | Oh, God, no

Simpsons | Oh, God, no

Simpsons | Just a minute

Simpsons | Just a minute

Simpsons | Oh, no That's me Get me out of here Get Get Get out

Simpsons | Oh, no That's me Get me out of here Get Get Get out

Simpsons | mm, fish.

Simpsons | mm, fish.

Simpsons | Ah, is that all you got? Huh? Huh?

Simpsons | Ah, is that all you got? Huh? Huh?

Simpsons | Ooh. Huh?

Simpsons | Ooh. Huh?

Simpsons | Ha

Simpsons | Ha

Simpsons | Oh, that's a loadbearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf

Simpsons | Oh, that's a loadbearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf

Simpsons | Oh, rescue you, stuff myself with candy It's all good.

Simpsons | Oh, rescue you, stuff myself with candy It's all good.

Simpsons | Father, I knew you'd rescue us

Simpsons | Father, I knew you'd rescue us

Simpsons | mm. Sugar walls.

Simpsons | mm. Sugar walls.

Simpsons | Ah What?

Simpsons | Ah What?

Simpsons | That's it Into the oven with you

Simpsons | That's it Into the oven with you

Simpsons | George Cauldron? Maybe he can fix me up with Ed Ladle.

Simpsons | George Cauldron? Maybe he can fix me up with Ed Ladle.

Simpsons | Uh, George... Cauldron.

Simpsons | Uh, George... Cauldron.

Simpsons | What? I do Oh, yeah? What's his name?

Simpsons | What? I do Oh, yeah? What's his name?

Simpsons | Sure. Yeah, right.

Simpsons | Sure. Yeah, right.

Simpsons | So what do you care? It's not like you have friends. I have a boyfriend.

Simpsons | So what do you care? It's not like you have friends. I have a boyfriend.

Simpsons | Stop your chattering and sweep This house is filthy

Simpsons | Stop your chattering and sweep This house is filthy

Simpsons | Well, at least stop basting yourself. Mmm.

Simpsons | Well, at least stop basting yourself. Mmm.

Simpsons | Eh. What are you gonna do?

Simpsons | Eh. What are you gonna do?

Simpsons | You know, she's only fattening you up so she can eat you.

Simpsons | You know, she's only fattening you up so she can eat you.

Simpsons | Horribly delicious.

Simpsons | Horribly delicious.

Simpsons | Oh, this is horrible

Simpsons | Oh, this is horrible

Simpsons | Sweep faster It's almost time for your beating

Simpsons | Sweep faster It's almost time for your beating

Simpsons | Ah, she seems nice. I'm gonna go with my gut and trust her. You're probably right.

Simpsons | Ah, she seems nice. I'm gonna go with my gut and trust her. You're probably right.

Simpsons | Wait Let me check the book.

Simpsons | Wait Let me check the book.

Simpsons | The best candies are inside.

Simpsons | The best candies are inside.

Simpsons | Come on in, my darlings.

Simpsons | Come on in, my darlings.

Simpsons | Wow A house made of gingerbread.

Simpsons | Wow A house made of gingerbread.

Simpsons | Hmm.

Simpsons | Hmm.

Simpsons | Wait

Simpsons | Wait

Simpsons | Hmm. Hmm. Ow No Wait

Simpsons | Hmm. Hmm. Ow No Wait

Simpsons | Brave sir knight I pray you, climb up and rescue me

Simpsons | Brave sir knight I pray you, climb up and rescue me

Simpsons | Son Daughter I'm ever so sorry

Simpsons | Son Daughter I'm ever so sorry

Simpsons | I know how we can replace those children.

Simpsons | I know how we can replace those children.

Simpsons | Go back and get them Here's a better idea.

Simpsons | Go back and get them Here's a better idea.

Simpsons | We could've sold them

Simpsons | We could've sold them

Simpsons | What? You threw our precious babies into the woods?

Simpsons | What? You threw our precious babies into the woods?

Simpsons | Boy, dumping your kids in the forest sure gets your hands dusty.

Simpsons | Boy, dumping your kids in the forest sure gets your hands dusty.

Simpsons | Oh, no

Simpsons | Oh, no

Simpsons | That bed was just right

Simpsons | That bed was just right

Simpsons | Oh

Simpsons | Oh

Simpsons | I wonder where Goldilocks was.

Simpsons | I wonder where Goldilocks was.

Simpsons | That was close.

Simpsons | That was close.

Simpsons | Mmm. We're in the three bears' house

Simpsons | Mmm. We're in the three bears' house

Simpsons | Well, this doesn't take a genius.

Simpsons | Well, this doesn't take a genius.

Simpsons | mm, hmm. Oh. Too cold.

Simpsons | mm, hmm. Oh. Too cold.

Simpsons | Oh Whoa Too hot.

Simpsons | Oh Whoa Too hot.

Simpsons | Hmm.

Simpsons | Hmm.

Simpsons | Oh, this seems somehow familiar. Let's see.

Simpsons | Oh, this seems somehow familiar. Let's see.

Simpsons | Hmm. Bowls of porridge.

Simpsons | Hmm. Bowls of porridge.

Simpsons | Hello Lost lovable orphans

Simpsons | Hello Lost lovable orphans

Simpsons | Oh, I'm so desperately lonely.

Simpsons | Oh, I'm so desperately lonely.

Simpsons | Aw, geez. I came on too strong again.

Simpsons | Aw, geez. I came on too strong again.

Simpsons | and this book can keep us one step ahead.

Simpsons | and this book can keep us one step ahead.

Simpsons | Everything in this forest is from a fairy tale...

Simpsons | Everything in this forest is from a fairy tale...

Simpsons | No That bridge has a troll under it

Simpsons | No That bridge has a troll under it

Simpsons | Face it. They're not great parents.

Simpsons | Face it. They're not great parents.

Simpsons | Other brother and sister?

Simpsons | Other brother and sister?

Simpsons | Say hi to your other brother and sister.

Simpsons | Say hi to your other brother and sister.

Simpsons | Enjoy your new home

Simpsons | Enjoy your new home

Simpsons | So long, kids

Simpsons | So long, kids

Simpsons | Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.

Simpsons | Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.

Simpsons | But, Husband, without your weekly pittance, how shall we feed our children?

Simpsons | But, Husband, without your weekly pittance, how shall we feed our children?

Simpsons | Oh, I'm no dunce I was born an oaf and I'll die an oaf.

Simpsons | Oh, I'm no dunce I was born an oaf and I'll die an oaf.

Simpsons | What do you think? Do you love it?

Simpsons | What do you think? Do you love it?

Simpsons | Hey

Simpsons | Hey

Simpsons | Maybe you could be a dunce, Father. Really?

Simpsons | Maybe you could be a dunce, Father. Really?

Simpsons | Oh Why are the oafs always the first to go?

Simpsons | Oh Why are the oafs always the first to go?

Simpsons | I lost my job as an oaf today. What?

Simpsons | I lost my job as an oaf today. What?

Simpsons | I'm not merry.

Simpsons | I'm not merry.

Simpsons | Uh Uh Ow Oh Who am I kidding?

Simpsons | Uh Uh Ow Oh Who am I kidding?

Simpsons | Who's up for a merry jig?

Simpsons | Who's up for a merry jig?

Simpsons | Hello, Wife. Hello, children.

Simpsons | Hello, Wife. Hello, children.

Simpsons | Oh I just got over the plague.

Simpsons | Oh I just got over the plague.

Simpsons | Ow

Simpsons | Ow

Simpsons | Aw, it's not so bad.

Simpsons | Aw, it's not so bad.

Simpsons | But these fairy tales take me away from the harsh reality of peasant life.

Simpsons | But these fairy tales take me away from the harsh reality of peasant life.

Simpsons | You're missing the best part, Sister. Forget that stupid book.

Simpsons | You're missing the best part, Sister. Forget that stupid book.

Simpsons | Son, I don't like you watching that fire. It's too violent.

Simpsons | Son, I don't like you watching that fire. It's too violent.

Simpsons | I'm already up.

Simpsons | I'm already up.

Simpsons | Oh, be quiet You'll wake up John Wayne.

Simpsons | Oh, be quiet You'll wake up John Wayne.

Simpsons | Haha

Simpsons | Haha

Simpsons | Oh, no Oh

Simpsons | Oh, no Oh

Simpsons | Silence, sinner Prepare for an eternity of horrible pain

Simpsons | Silence, sinner Prepare for an eternity of horrible pain

Simpsons | I am Homer Simpson

Simpsons | I am Homer Simpson

Simpsons | Ooh.

Simpsons | Ooh.

Simpsons | I'm afraid so, yes.

Simpsons | I'm afraid so, yes.

Simpsons | No. You're thinking of Santa Claus. Well, I'll be damned.

Simpsons | No. You're thinking of Santa Claus. Well, I'll be damned.

Simpsons | Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't looking.

Simpsons | Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't looking.

Simpsons | Did you see that? I did the deed. Open up

Simpsons | Did you see that? I did the deed. Open up

Simpsons | Whoohoo

Simpsons | Whoohoo

Simpsons | Oh, it's a miracle Thank heavens

Simpsons | Oh, it's a miracle Thank heavens

Simpsons | an, you're annoying

Simpsons | an, you're annoying

Simpsons | Stop that crying

Simpsons | Stop that crying

Simpsons | My baby

Simpsons | My baby

Simpsons | Come on. Think, think

Simpsons | Come on. Think, think