Канал: Daily Joke

Why won’t peanut butter tell you a secret

Why won’t peanut butter tell you a secret

What’s white and can’t climb trees

What’s white and can’t climb trees

What is the strongest animal in the sea

What is the strongest animal in the sea

2022 November Best Jokes Compilation Part 3

2022 November Best Jokes Compilation Part 3

Why was the baby strawberry crying

Why was the baby strawberry crying

Why did the peanut get into a rocket

Why did the peanut get into a rocket

Why did the cookie go to the hospital

Why did the cookie go to the hospital

Who eats snails

Who eats snails

What kind of nut doesn’t like money

What kind of nut doesn’t like money

What kind of keys are sweet

What kind of keys are sweet

What falls in winter but never gets hurt

What falls in winter but never gets hurt

2022 November Best Jokes Compilation Part 2

2022 November Best Jokes Compilation Part 2

What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe

What’s a private investigator’s favorite shoe

How do billboards talk

How do billboards talk

2022 November Best Jokes Compilation Part 1

2022 November Best Jokes Compilation Part 1

Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass

Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass

What’s brown and sticky

What’s brown and sticky

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school

Why did the chicken cross the playground

Why did the chicken cross the playground

What do you call two bananas on the floor

What do you call two bananas on the floor

What's black and white and goes round and round

What's black and white and goes round and round

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch

What did one math book say to the other

What did one math book say to the other

Why did the student eat his homework

Why did the student eat his homework

What social event do spiders love to attend

What social event do spiders love to attend

What is a room with no walls

What is a room with no walls

Why is Mia wearing a belt

Why is Mia wearing a belt

Why do birds fly south in the winter

Why do birds fly south in the winter

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert

What did the lava say to his girlfriend

What did the lava say to his girlfriend

Where did the music teacher leave her keys

Where did the music teacher leave her keys

What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach

What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach

What did the left eye say to the right eye Between

What did the left eye say to the right eye Between

How does the ocean say hi

How does the ocean say hi

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common

What do birds give out on Halloween

What do birds give out on Halloween

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat

What is fast, loud and crunchy

What is fast, loud and crunchy

What’s the smartest insect

What’s the smartest insect

Why are snails slow

Why are snails slow

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert

Can February March

Can February March

Have you heard the one about the jump rope

Have you heard the one about the jump rope

How do you get a squirrel to like you

How do you get a squirrel to like you

I broke my finger last week

I broke my finger last week

I got fired from my job at the bank today

I got fired from my job at the bank today

I threw a boomerang a few years ago

I threw a boomerang a few years ago

I tried to look up lighters on eBay

I tried to look up lighters on eBay

I went on a once in a lifetime vacation

I went on a once in a lifetime vacation

I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married

I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married

Two cows are grazing in a field

Two cows are grazing in a field

What do you call a magician who lost their magic

What do you call a magician who lost their magic

What do you call bear without ear

What do you call bear without ear

Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance

Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer

Why do ghosts love elevators

Why do ghosts love elevators

I don’t trust stairs

I don’t trust stairs

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland

Wife “How do I look”

Wife “How do I look”

What do you call someone with no body and no nose Nobody knows

What do you call someone with no body and no nose Nobody knows

Have you heard the rumor about butter

Have you heard the rumor about butter

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics

What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics

What do you call a fly with no wings

What do you call a fly with no wings

What do you call an alligator in a vest

What do you call an alligator in a vest

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm

Man and a giraffe walk into a bar

Man and a giraffe walk into a bar

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work

I sold my vacuum the other day

I sold my vacuum the other day

What did 1 say to 7

What did 1 say to 7

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall