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What’s your telephone food?

What’s your telephone food?

Evil chickens

Evil chickens

A well dressed man

A well dressed man

A criminals best asset is …

A criminals best asset is …

Dad jokes for the holidays

Dad jokes for the holidays

National anthems

National anthems

It’s taking longer than I anticipated

It’s taking longer than I anticipated

Blank stare / stair

Blank stare / stair

Always give it 💯

Always give it 💯

The biggest difference between me and Superman is….

The biggest difference between me and Superman is….

King fu lessons

King fu lessons

Who was that guy waving earlier?

Who was that guy waving earlier?

I hope and pray I never go through…

I hope and pray I never go through…

It Hertz

It Hertz

Scientist study the results of alcohol

Scientist study the results of alcohol

The man who fell into the Upholstry machine

The man who fell into the Upholstry machine

Third world

Third world

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated but I never expected her reply

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated but I never expected her reply

Sleepy cop

Sleepy cop

While in the bathroom

While in the bathroom

My first job at an orange juice factory

My first job at an orange juice factory

Geez! These calls!!!

Geez! These calls!!!

Being funny at work

Being funny at work

It’s not my day job….

It’s not my day job….

I only have large bills

I only have large bills

My signature move

My signature move

Popeyes chicken

Popeyes chicken

Married my wife for her looks but….

Married my wife for her looks but….

80HD

80HD

How to teller

How to teller

Bank loan hack

Bank loan hack

What do I do next??

What do I do next??

I run daily

I run daily

Despite the high cost of living

Despite the high cost of living

Boxers or briefs

Boxers or briefs

Sorry I asked Siri

Sorry I asked Siri

Dinner time and bed time

Dinner time and bed time

Understanding what a 401k is

Understanding what a 401k is

4 letters of the alphabet

4 letters of the alphabet

Women’s only roofing expo

Women’s only roofing expo

They say I look smarter in glasses but the truth is….

They say I look smarter in glasses but the truth is….

Starlink 6-62 launch 5-22-24

Starlink 6-62 launch 5-22-24

Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong

Gender reveal party facts

Gender reveal party facts

Ruining a good Saturday

Ruining a good Saturday

The airline lost my luggage

The airline lost my luggage

Sweater with static electricity

Sweater with static electricity

Mario and Luigi pants

Mario and Luigi pants

Hot water heater

Hot water heater

Larva

Larva

Whatever it takes!

Whatever it takes!

Going to bed at 9 old people

Going to bed at 9 old people

Keen NXIS EVO Hiking boot and where to buy it and save!!

Keen NXIS EVO Hiking boot and where to buy it and save!!

Common sense isn’t a gift, it’s a punishment

Common sense isn’t a gift, it’s a punishment

Color blind readers.

Color blind readers.

I was shocked by my toaster today

I was shocked by my toaster today

Elf’s favorite wrap

Elf’s favorite wrap

French fries

French fries

Summer and higher temps

Summer and higher temps

Never trust an Atom

Never trust an Atom

My kids in an escape room

My kids in an escape room

Keyboard factory

Keyboard factory

Yawning

Yawning

Billboard speak to us daily

Billboard speak to us daily

Backward days

Backward days

Chicken farmers today

Chicken farmers today

Teddy bear at dinner

Teddy bear at dinner

MJ’s denim store

MJ’s denim store

I’m sorry and I apologize

I’m sorry and I apologize

Crisp

Crisp

Police, dog, and a bike

Police, dog, and a bike

Hurricane purchases

Hurricane purchases

In one ear and….

In one ear and….

Meds for rotator cuff surgery

Meds for rotator cuff surgery

Bullets fired

Bullets fired

Bacon cookies

Bacon cookies

Do bugs know?

Do bugs know?

squippedaliophobia, the fear of using long words

squippedaliophobia, the fear of using long words

Inflation is at an all time high

Inflation is at an all time high

Prepare for the worst

Prepare for the worst

Kids meal at McDonald’s

Kids meal at McDonald’s

You might want to go check on that guy!

You might want to go check on that guy!

Jobs on indeed

Jobs on indeed

Cats can’t play poker in the jungle

Cats can’t play poker in the jungle

The darkest of days

The darkest of days

Where do you think No2 pencils come from

Where do you think No2 pencils come from

My patience is like a gift card

My patience is like a gift card

Meal kit service PSA

Meal kit service PSA

Operation game

Operation game

Don’t not touch!

Don’t not touch!

You doing ok?

You doing ok?

I know your name

I know your name

Nobody around me will be poor if I win the lottery

Nobody around me will be poor if I win the lottery

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

My wife said I’ve grown as a person

My wife said I’ve grown as a person

Are your kids watching too much TV?

Are your kids watching too much TV?

Benefits of eating dried grapes

Benefits of eating dried grapes

Stable WiFi

Stable WiFi

BOYA mic review with shocking results

BOYA mic review with shocking results

Horrible sense of direction

Horrible sense of direction

Sofa sits 5 people, yeah right!

Sofa sits 5 people, yeah right!

Nap Roulette

Nap Roulette

I’m not amazing, my team is!

I’m not amazing, my team is!

A bugs butt light up

A bugs butt light up

15 Love

15 Love

I Stand corrected

I Stand corrected

I need a pay raise soon

I need a pay raise soon

Well done is not for Steaks

Well done is not for Steaks

Less Condescending comes in baby steps

Less Condescending comes in baby steps

Flat earth?

Flat earth?

When you lie on your resume about your qualifications

When you lie on your resume about your qualifications

White slang vs black slang

White slang vs black slang

Jog your memory

Jog your memory

Inflation is out of control

Inflation is out of control

Fired from Walmart last night.

Fired from Walmart last night.

Birthday presents

Birthday presents

Kenyan sprinters

Kenyan sprinters

Something don’t add up here

Something don’t add up here

Leak in the kitchen sink

Leak in the kitchen sink

I love bacon

I love bacon

My internet browser

My internet browser

A big metal fan

A big metal fan

Paint store thinner

Paint store thinner

My trail mix

My trail mix

Arranged squirrels by height

Arranged squirrels by height

Apps that didn’t make the cut

Apps that didn’t make the cut

Missed calling for electricians

Missed calling for electricians

Addison putting in some practice

Addison putting in some practice

Mom, If you only knew

Mom, If you only knew

Tag actually means….

Tag actually means….

Pyramid scheme

Pyramid scheme

Invisible ink

Invisible ink

Constant states of Missouri

Constant states of Missouri

Cold toilet seats

Cold toilet seats

Debit card feeling like a gift card these days

Debit card feeling like a gift card these days

English is difficult

English is difficult

Moms bed

Moms bed

Breakfast puns

Breakfast puns

My dads tombstone

My dads tombstone

Bacon cookies

Bacon cookies

My doctor visit

My doctor visit

Muted parakeets

Muted parakeets

We’re not in the same boat

We’re not in the same boat

ATM’s after Christmas

ATM’s after Christmas

Books for Christmas

Books for Christmas

I got attacked by three guys downtown

I got attacked by three guys downtown

I need smarter friends

I need smarter friends

Couldn’t find a parking spot at work

Couldn’t find a parking spot at work

Seasonal job to help pay the bills

Seasonal job to help pay the bills

Lazy kangaroo’s

Lazy kangaroo’s

Making a list, checking it twice

Making a list, checking it twice

Fingers length

Fingers length

I am not my mother’s favorite child, but….

I am not my mother’s favorite child, but….

Cancel culture and Christmas songs

Cancel culture and Christmas songs

CosMc’s the first spinoff restaurant from McDonald’s.

CosMc’s the first spinoff restaurant from McDonald’s.

Welcome to Chicago

Welcome to Chicago

No Twix about it

No Twix about it

Diet Oreos

Diet Oreos

Dear Taco Trucks

Dear Taco Trucks

I threw in the towel

I threw in the towel

Self awareness

Self awareness

An egg and a chicken off Amazon.

An egg and a chicken off Amazon.

Saint Nickel-less and low Elf esteem

Saint Nickel-less and low Elf esteem

Christmas Vacation fact that is unsettling

Christmas Vacation fact that is unsettling

Until they speak

Until they speak

Denture marketing

Denture marketing

Things that make you go hmmmm pt 1

Things that make you go hmmmm pt 1

Cover more ground

Cover more ground

It’s impossible to please everyone

It’s impossible to please everyone

Temps out here like powerball numbers

Temps out here like powerball numbers

The benefits of eating dried grapes

The benefits of eating dried grapes

The mirror factory

The mirror factory

Carolina Panthers tickets are so cheap right now now

Carolina Panthers tickets are so cheap right now now

I’m peachless

I’m peachless

Gas prices have gotten so bad

Gas prices have gotten so bad

Traveled in different circles

Traveled in different circles

Something don’t add up

Something don’t add up

Lead like a boss

Lead like a boss

How come we eat turkey on thanksgiving

How come we eat turkey on thanksgiving

Stable WiFi

Stable WiFi

Electric car from Apple

Electric car from Apple

Best if used by

Best if used by

My new iPhone 15

My new iPhone 15

Satan tactics haven’t changed

Satan tactics haven’t changed

Aggravated by your neighbors?? Try this!

Aggravated by your neighbors?? Try this!

Business cards of people I don’t like

Business cards of people I don’t like

Kids on eBay

Kids on eBay

Glass half full

Glass half full

I always mean what I say

I always mean what I say

The other 5%

The other 5%

Knock knock

Knock knock

68 year old pregnant lady

68 year old pregnant lady

Train conductor

Train conductor

That’s bananas!!

That’s bananas!!

Nobody likes this

Nobody likes this

Obsession with Astrology

Obsession with Astrology

My friend David

My friend David

Y’all is a word

Y’all is a word

A ghost walks into a bar

A ghost walks into a bar

Bear feet

Bear feet