Канал: My Response

You should kiss my cellulite-free ass - Josie and the Pussycats

You should kiss my cellulite-free ass - Josie and the Pussycats

That's the shit. That's all the dick this girl's gonna need. - Californication

That's the shit. That's all the dick this girl's gonna need. - Californication

I hope you didn't catch any sores - The Do Over

I hope you didn't catch any sores - The Do Over

Honey, you're on a whole other tangent - The Kids Are All Right

Honey, you're on a whole other tangent - The Kids Are All Right

Why do you guys watch gay man porn? - The Kids Are All Right

Why do you guys watch gay man porn? - The Kids Are All Right

If it makes it any easier for you - The Beverly Hillbillies

If it makes it any easier for you - The Beverly Hillbillies

This is not a hobby. This . . . it's a lifestyle - Failure to Launch

This is not a hobby. This . . . it's a lifestyle - Failure to Launch

A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention - The House of Yes

A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention - The House of Yes

What? Speak American - The Beverly Hillbillies

What? Speak American - The Beverly Hillbillies

Total pussy. You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. It's you - Just Friends

Total pussy. You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. It's you - Just Friends

Shouldn't share that theory with anyone - A.C.O.D.

Shouldn't share that theory with anyone - A.C.O.D.

If you don't mind me saying so - Sweet Revenge

If you don't mind me saying so - Sweet Revenge

I'm sorry about that by the way - The House of Yes

I'm sorry about that by the way - The House of Yes

This is it? - Interstate 60

This is it? - Interstate 60

Shut up! Stop it! You weak -- you baby - American Beauty

Shut up! Stop it! You weak -- you baby - American Beauty

You know what? You are rude - 13 Going on 30

You know what? You are rude - 13 Going on 30

Look, I'm a simple person. I do an honest day's work - Monkeybone

Look, I'm a simple person. I do an honest day's work - Monkeybone

What's the plural for butt? - Bring It On

What's the plural for butt? - Bring It On

Well, I'm young I'm supposed to do foolish things - How to Make an American Quilt

Well, I'm young I'm supposed to do foolish things - How to Make an American Quilt

It's not actually meant for a male to wear, but I don't give a damn - Moonrise Kingdom

It's not actually meant for a male to wear, but I don't give a damn - Moonrise Kingdom

Man, you are one twisted fuck - American Beauty

Man, you are one twisted fuck - American Beauty

Here's how this works - Firewall

Here's how this works - Firewall

I'd like to know what the point is of it - Experimenter

I'd like to know what the point is of it - Experimenter

She's an accomplished lady of quality - The Duchess

She's an accomplished lady of quality - The Duchess

Are you like a crazy person? - V for Vendetta

Are you like a crazy person? - V for Vendetta

I'm thinking we should have sex - The Holiday

I'm thinking we should have sex - The Holiday

Use one of these at all times It's called a condom - Teen Witch

Use one of these at all times It's called a condom - Teen Witch

But you have to admit, I was very, very good at it - The Flintstones

But you have to admit, I was very, very good at it - The Flintstones

I'd love to indulge your feelings - Next

I'd love to indulge your feelings - Next

I've been liquored up for 17 years - Kingpin

I've been liquored up for 17 years - Kingpin

Cool! Cool - Pleasantville

Cool! Cool - Pleasantville

Right, yes well - Mortdecai

Right, yes well - Mortdecai

Your butt is kind of like an about to explode bratwurst - Kingpin

Your butt is kind of like an about to explode bratwurst - Kingpin

Am I interested? I'm wildly interested - Mortdecai

Am I interested? I'm wildly interested - Mortdecai

Yeah, we're cool - My Teacher's Wife

Yeah, we're cool - My Teacher's Wife

It is frightening how much you want me - Bio-Dome

It is frightening how much you want me - Bio-Dome

I fuck with everybody. That's what I do - Interstate 60

I fuck with everybody. That's what I do - Interstate 60

No no, no no no no - Mortdecai

No no, no no no no - Mortdecai

Since you can't seem to read my subtle signals - Heartbreakers

Since you can't seem to read my subtle signals - Heartbreakers

God you're sick - Tommy Boy

God you're sick - Tommy Boy

These people don't want to be geeks. They want to be attractive - Pleasantville

These people don't want to be geeks. They want to be attractive - Pleasantville

I, for one, did not need this shit in my life - Interstate 60

I, for one, did not need this shit in my life - Interstate 60

Who told you I'm into that? - Heartbreakers

Who told you I'm into that? - Heartbreakers

That's genius! You're a wizard. You're a mastermind - My Teacher's Wife

That's genius! You're a wizard. You're a mastermind - My Teacher's Wife

I like these calm little moments before the storm - Léon: The Professional

I like these calm little moments before the storm - Léon: The Professional

Ecstasy a state of being beyond reason and self control - Someone Like You

Ecstasy a state of being beyond reason and self control - Someone Like You

Did you just make that up or do you use it all the time? - Gattaca

Did you just make that up or do you use it all the time? - Gattaca

Nobody's around It's naughty time - Tommy Boy

Nobody's around It's naughty time - Tommy Boy

That image will haunt me - Heartbreakers

That image will haunt me - Heartbreakers

Unscrupulous, thoroughly unscrupulous - The Ninth Gate

Unscrupulous, thoroughly unscrupulous - The Ninth Gate

Let me tell you about life - Lost in Space

Let me tell you about life - Lost in Space

Romance, true love, soulmates, it's all bullshit - Someone Like You

Romance, true love, soulmates, it's all bullshit - Someone Like You

Ugh, I am not feeling your butt again Mother - Heartbreakers

Ugh, I am not feeling your butt again Mother - Heartbreakers

Looks like we have us a party pooper duper - Jack Frost 2

Looks like we have us a party pooper duper - Jack Frost 2

Oh, that's not right! No - Galaxy Quest

Oh, that's not right! No - Galaxy Quest

Oh Yeah, That Was Scientific - Lost in Space

Oh Yeah, That Was Scientific - Lost in Space

Was That Fast? - Maverick

Was That Fast? - Maverick

Maybe What He Need - Major Payne

Maybe What He Need - Major Payne

Why Don't You Take Off Your Clothes - Anywhere But Here

Why Don't You Take Off Your Clothes - Anywhere But Here

Welcome to hell, bitch! - Nothing to Lose

Welcome to hell, bitch! - Nothing to Lose

Are you sure? - Independence Day

Are you sure? - Independence Day

So, um, I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit - Galaxy Quest

So, um, I'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit - Galaxy Quest

Do You Think Any Physical Pain - Electra (1990)

Do You Think Any Physical Pain - Electra (1990)

This Is The Act of a Desperate, Wildly Unrealistic Person - Accepted

This Is The Act of a Desperate, Wildly Unrealistic Person - Accepted

Thank You For Making My Point - The Rock

Thank You For Making My Point - The Rock

I Figure It's Their Fault - Maverick

I Figure It's Their Fault - Maverick

Fee Fi Fo Fum - Major Payne

Fee Fi Fo Fum - Major Payne

Those Girls Were Attracted to You - Nothing to Lose

Those Girls Were Attracted to You - Nothing to Lose

Thinking, That's Not Really Your Strong Suit - Lost in Space

Thinking, That's Not Really Your Strong Suit - Lost in Space

Maybe You're Just Too Average - Accepted

Maybe You're Just Too Average - Accepted

Oh Good, 'Cause I'm So Badly Wanting It - Orgazmo

Oh Good, 'Cause I'm So Badly Wanting It - Orgazmo

Who Do You Think I Am - Nothing to Lose

Who Do You Think I Am - Nothing to Lose

Never Love Anything Kiddo - Lost in Space

Never Love Anything Kiddo - Lost in Space

What Do You Say - The Rock

What Do You Say - The Rock

Hello Gorgeous, Welcome to My Party - Major Payne

Hello Gorgeous, Welcome to My Party - Major Payne

Get Back in There - Orgazmo

Get Back in There - Orgazmo

Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek - Waterworld

Golly gee, a single tear rolls down my cheek - Waterworld

I Am Not Your Damn Brother - Major Payne

I Am Not Your Damn Brother - Major Payne

What? Have You Any Idea - Speed Racer

What? Have You Any Idea - Speed Racer

Lights Are On And Stable - Orgazmo

Lights Are On And Stable - Orgazmo