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Geralt is fat shaming the Allgod

Geralt is fat shaming the Allgod

Blacksmith educates Geralt about ploughing.

Blacksmith educates Geralt about ploughing.

Never seen a lady mount anythin' but a coc* proper.

Never seen a lady mount anythin' but a coc* proper.

Mhm. Some werebbubs.

Mhm. Some werebbubs.

When cd projekt red spoiled the game for us at the start

When cd projekt red spoiled the game for us at the start

Velen is so beautiful. #witcher #thewitcher3 #shorts

Velen is so beautiful. #witcher #thewitcher3 #shorts

Geralt is a bit homophobic

Geralt is a bit homophobic

And thick-skulled quartermasters? They got a place?

And thick-skulled quartermasters? They got a place?

Geralt can actually laugh?

Geralt can actually laugh?

Nothing beats The witcher’s ambient #thewitcher3 #gaming #shorts #shortvideo #witcher

Nothing beats The witcher’s ambient #thewitcher3 #gaming #shorts #shortvideo #witcher

Best interactions in all of The Witcher games

Best interactions in all of The Witcher games

Roach really wants to be in the cutscene

Roach really wants to be in the cutscene

Yeah, Improvise.

Yeah, Improvise.

Witchers are emotionless.

Witchers are emotionless.

Most badass moment in gaming history.

Most badass moment in gaming history.

Too bad. Let's dance!

Too bad. Let's dance!

This is what a perfect game looks like

This is what a perfect game looks like

Why?

Why?

Not likely.

Not likely.

Geralt is so done with everyone. for 1 minute straight

Geralt is so done with everyone. for 1 minute straight

Something hunts the old mill again.

Something hunts the old mill again.

An edifying tale... thanks.

An edifying tale... thanks.

Geralt the Rizzler | The Witcher 1

Geralt the Rizzler | The Witcher 1

Witcher 1 Geralt was a menace

Witcher 1 Geralt was a menace

He's so drunk, he's gonna get hit by a parked car

He's so drunk, he's gonna get hit by a parked car

Ain't diamonds supposed to be the hardest thing around?

Ain't diamonds supposed to be the hardest thing around?

Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a lady

Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a lady

Put the women to work

Put the women to work

So you play or not?

So you play or not?

Boots.

Boots.

Just remember - we’d rather not draw any attention.

Just remember - we’d rather not draw any attention.

The Witcher Ambience and music for studying / relaxing / sleep

The Witcher Ambience and music for studying / relaxing / sleep

If I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.

If I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.

Geralt would be cancelled if The witcher 3 was made in 2020

Geralt would be cancelled if The witcher 3 was made in 2020

Folk say we Witchers have no feelings. It’s a barefaced lie

Folk say we Witchers have no feelings. It’s a barefaced lie

The Witcher 3 is better than Elden Ring

The Witcher 3 is better than Elden Ring

Immortal soldiers and unbotherd NPCs.

Immortal soldiers and unbotherd NPCs.

I'll ask again, polite like, and you'll answer, just as politely

I'll ask again, polite like, and you'll answer, just as politely

No need to yell. Just ask, politely.

No need to yell. Just ask, politely.

CD projekt red makes fun of its own game

CD projekt red makes fun of its own game

The Witcher 3 is really awkward

The Witcher 3 is really awkward

Hey! that's some nice music!

Hey! that's some nice music!

Geralt commands the weather

Geralt commands the weather

Shut it, woman! I'll show you balls, heheh

Shut it, woman! I'll show you balls, heheh

They see me rollin’ they Pam paramin’.

They see me rollin’ they Pam paramin’.

Glory be to the Fire - yadda yadda yadda...

Glory be to the Fire - yadda yadda yadda...

See you later, Jorulf, son of the Wolverine. Or whatever it was

See you later, Jorulf, son of the Wolverine. Or whatever it was

Ermion taking shots at Geralt

Ermion taking shots at Geralt

Half Geralt

Half Geralt

The Witcher you slew

The Witcher you slew

Shame, that was a good bed

Shame, that was a good bed

Geralt drunk-singing in the streets

Geralt drunk-singing in the streets

I’m gonna kill you, Hattori

I’m gonna kill you, Hattori

Close, White wolf, is what you are to decapitation

Close, White wolf, is what you are to decapitation

Picked on the wrong guy.

Picked on the wrong guy.

You mean to say you stop being decent after work?

You mean to say you stop being decent after work?

See this medallion? Recognize the guild?

See this medallion? Recognize the guild?

Eskel, I have amnesia...

Eskel, I have amnesia...

If you're angling to make it a fivesome, there's clearly no room

If you're angling to make it a fivesome, there's clearly no room

Pretty damn good at Gwent

Pretty damn good at Gwent

When you are the target of the most powerful being... but Wind's howling

When you are the target of the most powerful being... but Wind's howling

Here, sheepy sheepy? Hey! sheep C'mere.

Here, sheepy sheepy? Hey! sheep C'mere.

Geralt showing off his Witcher senses

Geralt showing off his Witcher senses

Tell me... You always been such a cynical bastard?

Tell me... You always been such a cynical bastard?

Geralt being a poet for 2 minutes straight

Geralt being a poet for 2 minutes straight

The many names of Geralt of Rivia

The many names of Geralt of Rivia

CD projekt red makes fun of its own game

CD projekt red makes fun of its own game

Geralt tells the boys what he did to Yennefer

Geralt tells the boys what he did to Yennefer

What do you think of universals?

What do you think of universals?

Know what Lugos? Just realized I don’t give a damn about your hallowed rules of hospitality.

Know what Lugos? Just realized I don’t give a damn about your hallowed rules of hospitality.

When the bug makes the scene epic

When the bug makes the scene epic

A sword in a stone, thing’s begging me to pull it out.

A sword in a stone, thing’s begging me to pull it out.

The Beauty of The Witcher 3 #thewitcher #thewitcher3 #geralt #gaming #youtubeshorts

The Beauty of The Witcher 3 #thewitcher #thewitcher3 #geralt #gaming #youtubeshorts

Beautiful singing from NPC (I long to be homeward bound)

Beautiful singing from NPC (I long to be homeward bound)

You smell wonderful at this funeral

You smell wonderful at this funeral

C'mon, a spoonful for daddy

C'mon, a spoonful for daddy

Watch it, or you'll see the shine of my sword.

Watch it, or you'll see the shine of my sword.

That's nice and all, but coin's what pleases me

That's nice and all, but coin's what pleases me

Geralt really wants his money.

Geralt really wants his money.

Ladies of the woods offer to give Geralt Head

Ladies of the woods offer to give Geralt Head

When Geralt met Friedrich Nietzsche

When Geralt met Friedrich Nietzsche

Actually, I see a few monsters...

Actually, I see a few monsters...

Huhuha. If she's shapely, what does it matter?

Huhuha. If she's shapely, what does it matter?

Know what rhymes with "wicked Witcher" ?

Know what rhymes with "wicked Witcher" ?

Well, Steingrim, I don't like you. In fact, I feel like slapping you

Well, Steingrim, I don't like you. In fact, I feel like slapping you

Tremble... Flaxen-haired wench?! Umm... Bow before the prince of thieves!

Tremble... Flaxen-haired wench?! Umm... Bow before the prince of thieves!

Fascinating. But staying with the topic at hand

Fascinating. But staying with the topic at hand

Um Roach? #thewitcher #geralt #gaming #meme #youtubeshorts

Um Roach? #thewitcher #geralt #gaming #meme #youtubeshorts

Geralt dreaming

Geralt dreaming

Errr... "did itch her" ?

Errr... "did itch her" ?

HAHA

HAHA

Geralt talks about hitting a rat with a fork in complete darkness

Geralt talks about hitting a rat with a fork in complete darkness

Never heard of you

Never heard of you

Portals are no fun.

Portals are no fun.

The Witcher 3 memorable Geralt Quotes

The Witcher 3 memorable Geralt Quotes

There’s nothing behind me.

There’s nothing behind me.

Some of the screenshots that you guys shared on Discord

Some of the screenshots that you guys shared on Discord

Give them my regards.

Give them my regards.

Geralt is so Done with Hierarchy

Geralt is so Done with Hierarchy

He'll fit right in with a good number of the other mages.

He'll fit right in with a good number of the other mages.

Geralt’s coldest moment in the entire franchise

Geralt’s coldest moment in the entire franchise

Some screenshots for those who can’t play the game but miss it #thewitcher #thewitcher3 #geralt

Some screenshots for those who can’t play the game but miss it #thewitcher #thewitcher3 #geralt

For a relic, I'm pretty darn good with a sword

For a relic, I'm pretty darn good with a sword

You might have two swords, but there’s four of us…

You might have two swords, but there’s four of us…

Really got an imp problem? Or is that just an imp-erfection in the notice?

Really got an imp problem? Or is that just an imp-erfection in the notice?

Damn, I look old.

Damn, I look old.

Kiss my ass, Master Claytop.

Kiss my ass, Master Claytop.

Your what?

Your what?

We need to talk.

We need to talk.

A Warrior's Rest

A Warrior's Rest

Stop, can't handle all this gratitude.

Stop, can't handle all this gratitude.

Listen here, Lardass.

Listen here, Lardass.

let's pretend I didn't hear that.

let's pretend I didn't hear that.

Challenge me again - raise your hand, draw your sword, look at me the wrong way... and I'll kill you

Challenge me again - raise your hand, draw your sword, look at me the wrong way... and I'll kill you

Ohh, that's rough. My sympathies

Ohh, that's rough. My sympathies

There's a third way out of this situation. Ugly Bastard

There's a third way out of this situation. Ugly Bastard

Someone who'd prefer not to be bothered while he's having a drink.

Someone who'd prefer not to be bothered while he's having a drink.

Go on, next question - before my beard grows back in

Go on, next question - before my beard grows back in

The gentleman will be Seated on the Bergère

The gentleman will be Seated on the Bergère

Try me, peasant. I could use the practice.

Try me, peasant. I could use the practice.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

DON’T TOUCH ROACH

DON’T TOUCH ROACH

Wouldn't ever be in your stead

Wouldn't ever be in your stead

The Witcher Netflix | I had them filed down

The Witcher Netflix | I had them filed down

Mhm. Probably masterd the Basics though- “hands up”. “Kill them"....

Mhm. Probably masterd the Basics though- “hands up”. “Kill them"....

See? can't run from the truth... not even on horseback

See? can't run from the truth... not even on horseback

There's nothing behind me. I'm a witcher. I'd have heard it.

There's nothing behind me. I'm a witcher. I'd have heard it.

Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

Easy on the insults. I could Add to your misfortune

Easy on the insults. I could Add to your misfortune

if I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind-- Actually no, not even then

if I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind-- Actually no, not even then

Uh-huh and i'll take your tongue if you don't shut up

Uh-huh and i'll take your tongue if you don't shut up