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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

On June 11, 2009, NASA launched the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter to map the moon's surface.

On June 11, 2009, NASA launched the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter to map the moon's surface.

You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

June 2, 1966, the U.S. spacecraft Surveyor 1 made a successful soft landing on the Moon.

June 2, 1966, the U.S. spacecraft Surveyor 1 made a successful soft landing on the Moon.

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

On this day in 1995, the first version of the Java programming language was released.

On this day in 1995, the first version of the Java programming language was released.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

May 21, 2012, a solar eclipse created a spectacular "ring of fire".

May 21, 2012, a solar eclipse created a spectacular "ring of fire".

In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.

In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange!

1977, on May 9, the first "Star Wars" film was released, forever changing the landscape of cinema.

1977, on May 9, the first "Star Wars" film was released, forever changing the landscape of cinema.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!

Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!

May 6, 2004: The TV series "Friends" aired its final episode after 10 seasons.

May 6, 2004: The TV series "Friends" aired its final episode after 10 seasons.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

On this day in 1999, the world's first digital cinema projection premiered in Los Angeles.

On this day in 1999, the world's first digital cinema projection premiered in Los Angeles.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!

Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of the mouse!

April 23, 1985, Coca-Cola introduced "New Coke," triggering a backlash from consumers.

April 23, 1985, Coca-Cola introduced "New Coke," triggering a backlash from consumers.

A champion is defined not by their wins, but by how they can recover when they fall.

A champion is defined not by their wins, but by how they can recover when they fall.

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I lost an electron!"

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I lost an electron!"

On this day in 1968, London Bridge was reassembled in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

On this day in 1968, London Bridge was reassembled in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8.

Why did the two 4's skip lunch? They already 8.

Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!

What's a frog's favorite candy? Lollihops!

April 9, 1965, the Astrodome in Houston hosted its first baseball game.

April 9, 1965, the Astrodome in Houston hosted its first baseball game.

Change your thoughts and you change your world

Change your thoughts and you change your world

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

In 2014, April 2, scientists announced the discovery of the earliest human burial site in Africa.

In 2014, April 2, scientists announced the discovery of the earliest human burial site in Africa.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, "This changes everything."

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, "This changes everything."

March 28, 1960, the United States launched the first weather satellite, TIROS-1.

March 28, 1960, the United States launched the first weather satellite, TIROS-1.

The only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work.

The only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work.

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

In 1958, on March 25, the United States launched the Vanguard 1 satellite.

In 1958, on March 25, the United States launched the Vanguard 1 satellite.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

Why did the biologist install a doorbell? He wanted to hear the "cell" ring.

Why did the biologist install a doorbell? He wanted to hear the "cell" ring.

March 19, 2018,NASA announced the discovery of TRAPPIST-1,a system of seven Earth-sized exoplanets.

March 19, 2018,NASA announced the discovery of TRAPPIST-1,a system of seven Earth-sized exoplanets.

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, but the one most responsive to change.

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, but the one most responsive to change.

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's hard to find good players.

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's hard to find good players.

In 2019, on March 14, scientists captured the first image of a black hole.

In 2019, on March 14, scientists captured the first image of a black hole.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. #4packfaradaybags #faradaykit #Caredgitz

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. #4packfaradaybags #faradaykit #Caredgitz

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!

On March 4, 1977, the U.S. Voyager 1 spacecraft made its closest approach to Jupiter.

On March 4, 1977, the U.S. Voyager 1 spacecraft made its closest approach to Jupiter.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

On this day in 1997, scientists announced the successful cloning of an adult sheep named Dolly.

On this day in 1997, scientists announced the successful cloning of an adult sheep named Dolly.

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing, he's not a mathematician.

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing, he's not a mathematician.

February 25, 2013, scientists announced the discovery of 55 exoplanets.

February 25, 2013, scientists announced the discovery of 55 exoplanets.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

In 1989, the Voyager 1 spacecraft took the famous "Pale Blue Dot" photo of Earth from beyond Pluto.

In 1989, the Voyager 1 spacecraft took the famous "Pale Blue Dot" photo of Earth from beyond Pluto.

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #faradaybags #faradaycages

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #faradaybags #faradaycages

On February 5, 1971, Apollo 14 astronauts Alan Shepard and Edgar Mitchell played golf on the moon.

On February 5, 1971, Apollo 14 astronauts Alan Shepard and Edgar Mitchell played golf on the moon.

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. #faradaybagsmilitarygrade

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. #faradaybagsmilitarygrade

I only know how to do 50% of a push-up. I can do the "down" part really well. #faradaybags

I only know how to do 50% of a push-up. I can do the "down" part really well. #faradaybags

In 1961, Ham the chimpanzee became the first hominid in space aboard the Mercury-Redstone 2 mission.

In 1961, Ham the chimpanzee became the first hominid in space aboard the Mercury-Redstone 2 mission.

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. #faradaybags

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. #faradaybags

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! #faradaybags #faradaypouches

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! #faradaybags #faradaypouches

January 28, 2008, the Tata Nano, the world's cheapest car, was unveiled in India. #faradaybags

January 28, 2008, the Tata Nano, the world's cheapest car, was unveiled in India. #faradaybags

Don't count the days, make the days count. #faradaybag #faraday #faradaybagsforlaptops

Don't count the days, make the days count. #faradaybag #faraday #faradaybagsforlaptops

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish. #faradaybags #faradaykit #faradaybagsempproof

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish. #faradaybags #faradaykit #faradaybagsempproof

In 2004, the Opportunity rover landed on Mars on January 23. #faradaybags #faradaypouches

In 2004, the Opportunity rover landed on Mars on January 23. #faradaybags #faradaypouches

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. #faradaybags #faradaycage

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. #faradaybags #faradaycage

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! #faradaybags #datasecurity #Caredgitz

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! #faradaybags #datasecurity #Caredgitz

In 1997, the first color photograph of Pluto was taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. #faradaybags

In 1997, the first color photograph of Pluto was taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. #faradaybags

The best way to predict the future is to create it.#faradaybag #faradaykit #faradaybagsmilitarygrade

The best way to predict the future is to create it.#faradaybag #faradaykit #faradaybagsmilitarygrade

I only know how to make one pancake at a time. The first one is always a test. #faradaybags

I only know how to make one pancake at a time. The first one is always a test. #faradaybags

January 15, 1990, the Hubble Space Telescope was launched. #faradaybags #faradaycage #faradaypouches

January 15, 1990, the Hubble Space Telescope was launched. #faradaybags #faradaycage #faradaypouches

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking. #faradaybags #faradaycage

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking. #faradaybags #faradaycage

How do you organize a space party? You planet.#faradaybags #faradaycage #faradaypouches #faradaykit

How do you organize a space party? You planet.#faradaybags #faradaycage #faradaypouches #faradaykit

On this day in 2007, Apple unveiled the first-generation iPhone. #faradaybagsemp #faradayphonesleeve

On this day in 2007, Apple unveiled the first-generation iPhone. #faradaybagsemp #faradayphonesleeve

The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible. #faradaybags #faradaypouches

The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible. #faradaybags #faradaypouches

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. #faradaybags #faradaybagsempproof

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. #faradaybags #faradaybagsempproof

January 4, 2006, the first official tweet was sent on Twitter. #Privacy #Security #cybersecurity

January 4, 2006, the first official tweet was sent on Twitter. #Privacy #Security #cybersecurity

Believe you can and you're halfway there. #faradayempbag #faradaybags #rfidblockingbag #Caredgitz

Believe you can and you're halfway there. #faradayempbag #faradaybags #rfidblockingbag #Caredgitz

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. #faradaybags #faradaypouches

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. #faradaybags #faradaypouches

January 1, 1983, the Internet's official birthday. #DataSecurity #faradaycages #faradaypouches

January 1, 1983, the Internet's official birthday. #DataSecurity #faradaycages #faradaypouches

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.#faradaybag#faradaycage #faradaybagmilitarygrade

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.#faradaybag#faradaycage #faradaybagmilitarygrade

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers. #largefaradaybags #empbags

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers. #largefaradaybags #empbags

December 27, 2004, radiation from a massive solar flare reached Earth. #faradaybagsempproof

December 27, 2004, radiation from a massive solar flare reached Earth. #faradaybagsempproof

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. #faradaybags #faradaykit

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. #faradaybags #faradaykit

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.#faradaybags #faradaycage #faradaypouches

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.#faradaybags #faradaycage #faradaypouches

December 24, 2015, SpaceX successfully landed a reusable rocket after launching satellites. #faraday

December 24, 2015, SpaceX successfully landed a reusable rocket after launching satellites. #faraday

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.#faradaybagforphones#faraday

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.#faradaybagforphones#faraday

I asked the gym trainer,"Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said,"How flexible are you?"#faraday

I asked the gym trainer,"Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said,"How flexible are you?"#faraday

On this day in 1968, Apollo 8 launched, becoming the first manned mission to orbit the moon.#faraday

On this day in 1968, Apollo 8 launched, becoming the first manned mission to orbit the moon.#faraday

Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life.#faraday kit #faraday bag for phone

Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life.#faraday kit #faraday bag for phone

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. #FaradayFreedom #faradaybag

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. #FaradayFreedom #faradaybag

December 17, 1989, the "Simpsons" premiered on television. #faraday bags #faraday cages #faraday

December 17, 1989, the "Simpsons" premiered on television. #faraday bags #faraday cages #faraday

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. #quoteoftheday #quotes

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. #quoteoftheday #quotes

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. #jokes

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. #jokes

On this day in 2018, the European Space Agency's Gaia spacecraft released its second data set.

On this day in 2018, the European Space Agency's Gaia spacecraft released its second data set.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. #quoteoftheday #quotes

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. #quoteoftheday #quotes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.#jokes #jokesvideo #jokeoftheday

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.#jokes #jokesvideo #jokeoftheday

On December 10, 1993, the first text message was sent. #history

On December 10, 1993, the first text message was sent. #history

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! #jokes #jokesvideo

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! #jokes #jokesvideo

On December 7, 1972, Apollo 17, the final Apollo moon mission, launched. #space

On December 7, 1972, Apollo 17, the final Apollo moon mission, launched. #space

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

Why did the scarecrow win an award？

Why did the scarecrow win an award？

What happened on this day in history

What happened on this day in history