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(MEGABOMB) Nick Swardson: "Yes Here We Go And Here We Go. Here We Go, Watch This." #JasonStatham

(MEGABOMB) Nick Swardson: "Yes Here We Go And Here We Go. Here We Go, Watch This." #JasonStatham

Anthony Jeselnik: " I Like To Play Pranks On My Girlfriend."

Anthony Jeselnik: " I Like To Play Pranks On My Girlfriend."

Anthony Jeselnik: " I Don't Believe You."

Anthony Jeselnik: " I Don't Believe You."

Anthony Jeselnik: "I Might Be One Of The Greatest Guys Of All Time."

Anthony Jeselnik: "I Might Be One Of The Greatest Guys Of All Time."

Anthony Jeselnik: "I Would Never Hit A Woman."

Anthony Jeselnik: "I Would Never Hit A Woman."

George Carlin: "I Like It When Nature Is Excessive."

George Carlin: "I Like It When Nature Is Excessive."

George Carlin: "One Of Those Things Americans Can't Handle."

George Carlin: "One Of Those Things Americans Can't Handle."

George Carlin: "Jump For Jesus."

George Carlin: "Jump For Jesus."

George Carlin: "They Got You By The Balls."

George Carlin: "They Got You By The Balls."

George Carlin: "We Need More Money For Education."

George Carlin: "We Need More Money For Education."

George Carlin: "Can She Even Locate Her A$$hole."

George Carlin: "Can She Even Locate Her A$$hole."

George Carlin: "Turned It Into What It Is Today A Shopping Mall."

George Carlin: "Turned It Into What It Is Today A Shopping Mall."

George Carlin: "To Decide Voluntarily Not To Exist Anymore. It's Profound."

George Carlin: "To Decide Voluntarily Not To Exist Anymore. It's Profound."

George Carlin: "Wouldn't Take Much To Throw Us Right Back Into Barbaric Times."

George Carlin: "Wouldn't Take Much To Throw Us Right Back Into Barbaric Times."

George Carlin: "The Aztecs Loved Human Sacrifice And They Were Good At It."

George Carlin: "The Aztecs Loved Human Sacrifice And They Were Good At It."

George Carlin: "We're The Only Species On Earth That Deliberately Kills Members Of Our Own Species."

George Carlin: "We're The Only Species On Earth That Deliberately Kills Members Of Our Own Species."

George Carlin: "Right This Second Right Now, Somewhere Around The World Some Guy Is Getting Ready."

George Carlin: "Right This Second Right Now, Somewhere Around The World Some Guy Is Getting Ready."

George Carlin: "Another Word You Don't Hear Too Often Is Dingleberries."

George Carlin: "Another Word You Don't Hear Too Often Is Dingleberries."

George Carlin's A Modern Man

George Carlin's A Modern Man

Louis CK: "Look Here Girls Nine Penises. Look 3 Of Them Have Foreskins."

Louis CK: "Look Here Girls Nine Penises. Look 3 Of Them Have Foreskins."

Shane Gillis: "As Soon As Those Girls Entered The Gym The Game Changed Entirely."

Shane Gillis: "As Soon As Those Girls Entered The Gym The Game Changed Entirely."

Special Olympics Athletes: Bros Who Love Ladies and John Cena

Special Olympics Athletes: Bros Who Love Ladies and John Cena

Shane Gillis: "Coaching At The Special Olympics I Was Like A Double Agent."

Shane Gillis: "Coaching At The Special Olympics I Was Like A Double Agent."

Shane Gillis: "Music Across The Street Dude, That Bothers Me. I'm An Old Man Now."

Shane Gillis: "Music Across The Street Dude, That Bothers Me. I'm An Old Man Now."

Shane Gillis: "Based On This Crowd I'm Sure It's Actually A Lot Of You Guys' Families."

Shane Gillis: "Based On This Crowd I'm Sure It's Actually A Lot Of You Guys' Families."

Shane Gillis: "It's Fair To Say That Trump Would Have Been The Funniest One To See Get Shot."

Shane Gillis: "It's Fair To Say That Trump Would Have Been The Funniest One To See Get Shot."

Shane Gillis: "We Witnessed The Goat. Undefeated In Debates And He Never Said A Fact."

Shane Gillis: "We Witnessed The Goat. Undefeated In Debates And He Never Said A Fact."

Shane Gillis: "Has Enough Time Passed That We Can Admit That Trump Was Funny."

Shane Gillis: "Has Enough Time Passed That We Can Admit That Trump Was Funny."

Shane Gillis: "You Wanna Get Rights In America You Just Got To Put Together A Good Football Team."

Shane Gillis: "You Wanna Get Rights In America You Just Got To Put Together A Good Football Team."

Shane Gillis: "It's A Rough Year For My Dad And The News, He's A Fox News Guy"

Shane Gillis: "It's A Rough Year For My Dad And The News, He's A Fox News Guy"

Shane Gillis: "I Went Back To My Parents' House Because I Have White Privilege."

Shane Gillis: "I Went Back To My Parents' House Because I Have White Privilege."

Shane Gillis: "I Was Basically Christopher Columbus To This Barbershop."

Shane Gillis: "I Was Basically Christopher Columbus To This Barbershop."

Shane Gillis: "Why Do I Have To Go First On This One, It's Like The Hardest."

Shane Gillis: "Why Do I Have To Go First On This One, It's Like The Hardest."

Norm Macdonald: "What A Terrible Name For An Airline, It Reminds Me Of That Tragedy."

Norm Macdonald: "What A Terrible Name For An Airline, It Reminds Me Of That Tragedy."

Louis CK: "She's Horny Because You Did Nothing To Her."

Louis CK: "She's Horny Because You Did Nothing To Her."

Louis CK: "Women go for a ride. Men Don't. We Just Climb On, Put It In, Shove It In."

Louis CK: "Women go for a ride. Men Don't. We Just Climb On, Put It In, Shove It In."

Louis CK: "I'm Sick Of The Constant Perverted Sexual Thoughts."

Louis CK: "I'm Sick Of The Constant Perverted Sexual Thoughts."

Louis CK: "All Drugs Are Are A Perfect Solution To Every Problem You Have Right Now."

Louis CK: "All Drugs Are Are A Perfect Solution To Every Problem You Have Right Now."

Louis CK: "I Was Shitting A Massive Terribly Painful Shit."

Louis CK: "I Was Shitting A Massive Terribly Painful Shit."

Louis CK: "I Wanna Get Him On A Flight To Venezuela With An Envelope On His Head And Duct Tape."

Louis CK: "I Wanna Get Him On A Flight To Venezuela With An Envelope On His Head And Duct Tape."

Louis CK's Grown-Up Hate for a 6-Year-Old

Louis CK's Grown-Up Hate for a 6-Year-Old

Louis CK: "And Those Kids Kind Of Glom On To Our Shit."

Louis CK: "And Those Kids Kind Of Glom On To Our Shit."

Louis CK: "All Your Property Everything You Have, All Your Railroads, Your Houses, That's Mine Now."

Louis CK: "All Your Property Everything You Have, All Your Railroads, Your Houses, That's Mine Now."

Louis CK: "Everything We Introduce To The World Is Shitty."

Louis CK: "Everything We Introduce To The World Is Shitty."

Louis CK: "This Isn't The Environment This Is New York City.:

Louis CK: "This Isn't The Environment This Is New York City.:

Louis CK: "I Want To Be The Willy Wonka For Perverts."

Louis CK: "I Want To Be The Willy Wonka For Perverts."

Louis CK: The Hypocrisy of Beliefs

Louis CK: The Hypocrisy of Beliefs

Louis CK: "There's Enough People Here To Say That Within Two Months At Least One Of You Will Die."

Louis CK: "There's Enough People Here To Say That Within Two Months At Least One Of You Will Die."

Nimesh Patel: "Only Because I Think I'm Gonna Have To Fight Kumail Nanjiani."

Nimesh Patel: "Only Because I Think I'm Gonna Have To Fight Kumail Nanjiani."

Nimesh Patel: "I Weed Myself Off Of Molly Cause Now I Do Shrooms, Shrooms Are So Much Better."

Nimesh Patel: "I Weed Myself Off Of Molly Cause Now I Do Shrooms, Shrooms Are So Much Better."

Nimesh Patel: "I Called An Uber Cause They Don't Let Ambulances In At Travis Scott Concerts"

Nimesh Patel: "I Called An Uber Cause They Don't Let Ambulances In At Travis Scott Concerts"

Nimesh Patel: "I've Been Thinking About Death A Lot Cause I Got A City Bike."

Nimesh Patel: "I've Been Thinking About Death A Lot Cause I Got A City Bike."

Nimesh Patel: "From That Point On I Knew Comedy Could Be Used To Avoid Painful Situations."

Nimesh Patel: "From That Point On I Knew Comedy Could Be Used To Avoid Painful Situations."

Casey Rocket: "A Lot Of People Talk About Being California Sober. I'm Biloxi Mississippi Sober."

Casey Rocket: "A Lot Of People Talk About Being California Sober. I'm Biloxi Mississippi Sober."

William Montgomery: "I Need This All My Other Sponsors Are Leaving Me."

William Montgomery: "I Need This All My Other Sponsors Are Leaving Me."

The Downfall Of Kmart And William Montgomery's Fortune

The Downfall Of Kmart And William Montgomery's Fortune

William Montgomery: "I Got The Itch Again And I Started Following People."

William Montgomery: "I Got The Itch Again And I Started Following People."

Unveiling The Quirky Childhood Of A Comedian

Unveiling The Quirky Childhood Of A Comedian

William Montgomery: "I Thought The Shark Thing Was Gonna Go Better."

William Montgomery: "I Thought The Shark Thing Was Gonna Go Better."

William Montgomery: "I Just Want To Know If I Can Tee Tee On Your Fish Eggs."

William Montgomery: "I Just Want To Know If I Can Tee Tee On Your Fish Eggs."

William Montgomery: "My Mom Has Pretty Much Fallen In Love With This Piece Of Shit."

William Montgomery: "My Mom Has Pretty Much Fallen In Love With This Piece Of Shit."

William Montgomery: " The People Here Last Week Were Not Actually My Parents They Were Actors."

William Montgomery: " The People Here Last Week Were Not Actually My Parents They Were Actors."

A Comedian's Historic Performance In Front Of His Parents

A Comedian's Historic Performance In Front Of His Parents

Back In The Game: William Montgomery's Return As Kirkland's Spokesperson

Back In The Game: William Montgomery's Return As Kirkland's Spokesperson

A Look Back: William Montgomery's Battle With Alcoholism

A Look Back: William Montgomery's Battle With Alcoholism

Louis CK: "I Think It's So Unfair To Send People To Hell For Saying Jesus Christ."

Louis CK: "I Think It's So Unfair To Send People To Hell For Saying Jesus Christ."

Louis CK: "You Go To Hell Forever Just For Saying It Like That."

Louis CK: "You Go To Hell Forever Just For Saying It Like That."

Louis CK: "Who Starts Blowing Guys At 42?"

Louis CK: "Who Starts Blowing Guys At 42?"

Louis CK: "I Asked My Dad What Sex Was."

Louis CK: "I Asked My Dad What Sex Was."

Louis CK: "They Talk And You Have To Say Shit Back." (Extended)

Louis CK: "They Talk And You Have To Say Shit Back." (Extended)

Louis CK: "What Better Place To Put A Dick Than A Man's Ass."

Louis CK: "What Better Place To Put A Dick Than A Man's Ass."

Louis CK: "This Wasn't A Landmark In My Life Like It Was For Him."

Louis CK: "This Wasn't A Landmark In My Life Like It Was For Him."

Louis CK: "I'm Supposed To Give My Kids Values. I Don't Have Any Of Those."

Louis CK: "I'm Supposed To Give My Kids Values. I Don't Have Any Of Those."

Louis CK: "The Worst Word A Baby Has Is When She Learns The Word Why."

Louis CK: "The Worst Word A Baby Has Is When She Learns The Word Why."

Louis CK: "Maybe You Get Hit By A Car Someday Nobody Gives A Sh*t."

Louis CK: "Maybe You Get Hit By A Car Someday Nobody Gives A Sh*t."

Louis CK: "We Start Correcting Her Behavior Like She's Doing Something Wrong."

Louis CK: "We Start Correcting Her Behavior Like She's Doing Something Wrong."

Louis CK: "If I Found Myself Alone On Planet Earth I Would Have Sex With A Monkey."

Louis CK: "If I Found Myself Alone On Planet Earth I Would Have Sex With A Monkey."

Louis CK: "I Would Totally Have Sex With Most Monkeys Probably."

Louis CK: "I Would Totally Have Sex With Most Monkeys Probably."

Louis CK: "I Didn't Think I Could Do That."

Louis CK: "I Didn't Think I Could Do That."

Louis CK: "This Guy Standing In Front Of A Class And He's Just Going Like This."

Louis CK: "This Guy Standing In Front Of A Class And He's Just Going Like This."

Louis CK: "You Know You Didn't Have To Blow That Guy."

Louis CK: "You Know You Didn't Have To Blow That Guy."

Louis CK: "What Is Hell Really Like, I Always Wonder."

Louis CK: "What Is Hell Really Like, I Always Wonder."

Louis CK: "That's Not The Title Of The Song You F*cking Idiot."

Louis CK: "That's Not The Title Of The Song You F*cking Idiot."

Louis CK: "They Talk And You Have To Say Shit Back

Louis CK: "They Talk And You Have To Say Shit Back

Louis CK: "It's Hard Raising A Baby Cause You Know, They're Crazy, They're Out Of Their Minds

Louis CK: "It's Hard Raising A Baby Cause You Know, They're Crazy, They're Out Of Their Minds

Louis CK: "The Biggest Difference Is That Now We Have A Baby."

Louis CK: "The Biggest Difference Is That Now We Have A Baby."

Louis CK: "She Sucks At Talking, I Swear To God."

Louis CK: "She Sucks At Talking, I Swear To God."

Louis CK: "I Like Going To The Park Cause I Can Masturbate Without My Wife Bothering Me."

Louis CK: "I Like Going To The Park Cause I Can Masturbate Without My Wife Bothering Me."

Louis CK: "I Just Didn't Know You Could Download Movies On The Internet." (2004)

Louis CK: "I Just Didn't Know You Could Download Movies On The Internet." (2004)

Louis CK: "I'm The Biggest Liar In The World"

Louis CK: "I'm The Biggest Liar In The World"

Louis CK: "I'm A Shitty Person." ft. Heckler

Louis CK: "I'm A Shitty Person." ft. Heckler

Shane Gillis: "He's Been In Prison His Whole Life So He Talks Like A Black Guy From the 70s."

Shane Gillis: "He's Been In Prison His Whole Life So He Talks Like A Black Guy From the 70s."

Shane Gillis: "Grew Up In A Nice House Just Played Videogames All The Time. My Dad Grew Up A Moron."

Shane Gillis: "Grew Up In A Nice House Just Played Videogames All The Time. My Dad Grew Up A Moron."

Shane Gillis: "So Many Cats That My Grandpa Put Them All In A Bag And Threw Them In The Creek."

Shane Gillis: "So Many Cats That My Grandpa Put Them All In A Bag And Threw Them In The Creek."

Shane Gillis: "I Don't Care What Karate You Know. Just Gonna Grab You."

Shane Gillis: "I Don't Care What Karate You Know. Just Gonna Grab You."

Shane Gillis: "We Cleared Out The Fucking Living Room Table And My Sister And I Boxed."

Shane Gillis: "We Cleared Out The Fucking Living Room Table And My Sister And I Boxed."

Shane Gillis: "I'm Also Undefeated Against Women."

Shane Gillis: "I'm Also Undefeated Against Women."

Shane Gillis: "You're Gonna Have To Hit Me Harder Than That."

Shane Gillis: "You're Gonna Have To Hit Me Harder Than That."

Louis CK: "You Won't Do It Cause You Don't Love Me."

Louis CK: "You Won't Do It Cause You Don't Love Me."

Shane Gillis: "We Could Have Been Best Friend You F*cking Idiot."

Shane Gillis: "We Could Have Been Best Friend You F*cking Idiot."

Shane Gillis: "I've Never Lost A Fight But I've Never Not Cried In A Fight."

Shane Gillis: "I've Never Lost A Fight But I've Never Not Cried In A Fight."

Sam Tallent: "Thin Mints Are Dog Sh*t."

Sam Tallent: "Thin Mints Are Dog Sh*t."

Sam Tallent: " You Got F*cking Coquettish Man."

Sam Tallent: " You Got F*cking Coquettish Man."

Sam Tallent: "It Tastes Like Horchata With A Ramen Seasoning Packet In It."

Sam Tallent: "It Tastes Like Horchata With A Ramen Seasoning Packet In It."

Joe List: "I Was Blowing The Homeless Guys So They Don't Beat Me Up."

Joe List: "I Was Blowing The Homeless Guys So They Don't Beat Me Up."

Joe List: "I Think I Could Be A 911 Operator."

Joe List: "I Think I Could Be A 911 Operator."

Joe List: "It's Like A Countdown To Homicidal Breakdown."

Joe List: "It's Like A Countdown To Homicidal Breakdown."

Joe List: "The Lack Of Sleep Can Lead To Dementia."

Joe List: "The Lack Of Sleep Can Lead To Dementia."

Joe List: "Mother Nature Is A Mad Scientist."

Joe List: "Mother Nature Is A Mad Scientist."

Joe List: "She Never Sees Mine. I See Hers."

Joe List: "She Never Sees Mine. I See Hers."

Joe List: "We'll Turn It Off Before The Naked Dead Lady Comes Out."

Joe List: "We'll Turn It Off Before The Naked Dead Lady Comes Out."

Joe List: "You're Like Rosa Parks Or Something."

Joe List: "You're Like Rosa Parks Or Something."

Joe List: "My Wife Is Better Looking I'm Way More Fun."

Joe List: "My Wife Is Better Looking I'm Way More Fun."

Joe List: "I Like A Patriotic Asshole On My Man."

Joe List: "I Like A Patriotic Asshole On My Man."

Joe List: "It Works 3 Out of 10 Times. That's Not Bad. I'm A Baseball Guy, That's All-Star Team."

Joe List: "It Works 3 Out of 10 Times. That's Not Bad. I'm A Baseball Guy, That's All-Star Team."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy VS. Taylor Swift

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy VS. Taylor Swift

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "I Learned That Satanic Families Have Feelings Too."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "I Learned That Satanic Families Have Feelings Too."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "If You're A Billionaire Pull Out."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "If You're A Billionaire Pull Out."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "White People Stole Everything."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "White People Stole Everything."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "How Did You Get Her Pregnant at 80?"

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "How Did You Get Her Pregnant at 80?"

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "Yo! I Got The Gig 10 Days Ago. You Want A Perfect Monologue?"

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "Yo! I Got The Gig 10 Days Ago. You Want A Perfect Monologue?"

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "My New Year's Resolution For 2024 Is To Finish Oppenheimer In 2025."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "My New Year's Resolution For 2024 Is To Finish Oppenheimer In 2025."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "Scientists Do Get Laid As Long As They Look Like Cillian Murphy."

2024 Golden Globes - Jo Koy: "Scientists Do Get Laid As Long As They Look Like Cillian Murphy."

Shane Gillis: "They're Doing Better Than Everybody I Know."

Shane Gillis: "They're Doing Better Than Everybody I Know."

Shane Gillis: "I Dodged It But It Nicked Me It Nicked Me!"

Shane Gillis: "I Dodged It But It Nicked Me It Nicked Me!"

Shane Gillis: "Unfortunately For Them Our First President Was On The Other Side Of That River."

Shane Gillis: "Unfortunately For Them Our First President Was On The Other Side Of That River."

Shane Gillis: "Anytime Biden Finishes A Speech He Transforms Into A Roomba."

Shane Gillis: "Anytime Biden Finishes A Speech He Transforms Into A Roomba."

Shane Gillis: "You Know How Terrifying That Guy Was Coming Out Of The Woods."

Shane Gillis: "You Know How Terrifying That Guy Was Coming Out Of The Woods."

Shane Gillis: "You Wanna See Some Wild Sh*t?"

Shane Gillis: "You Wanna See Some Wild Sh*t?"

Shane Gillis: "Whatever I Need To Do To Help This Country Get Better."

Shane Gillis: "Whatever I Need To Do To Help This Country Get Better."

Shane Gillis: "We Can Hear Him Crying, I Said, Abu Don't Cry."

Shane Gillis: "We Can Hear Him Crying, I Said, Abu Don't Cry."

Shane Gillis: "Whack Them Off In Their Own Bed."

Shane Gillis: "Whack Them Off In Their Own Bed."

Shane Gillis: "That's The Scariest Death I've Ever Heard Of."

Shane Gillis: "That's The Scariest Death I've Ever Heard Of."

Shane Gillis: "Please You Don't Have To Do The Character."

Shane Gillis: "Please You Don't Have To Do The Character."

Shane Gillis: "Nobody Break Character. Let's Make It Magic For Him."

Shane Gillis: "Nobody Break Character. Let's Make It Magic For Him."

Shane Gillis: "I'm Not A Republican Right Now But I Can Feel It It Grows."

Shane Gillis: "I'm Not A Republican Right Now But I Can Feel It It Grows."

Shane Gillis: "The Gayer The Army The Scarier."

Shane Gillis: "The Gayer The Army The Scarier."

Shane Gillis: "As Soon As It Hits Them They Freeze."

Shane Gillis: "As Soon As It Hits Them They Freeze."

Shane Gillis: "If You're A Dude And You're Good At Sex That's Gay."

Shane Gillis: "If You're A Dude And You're Good At Sex That's Gay."

Shane Gillis: "Everyone Thinks They're A Porn Star. You're Not, Dude. Those Are Professionals."

Shane Gillis: "Everyone Thinks They're A Porn Star. You're Not, Dude. Those Are Professionals."

Shane Gillis: "I Understand Most Of The Women Here Are Girlfriends That Were Dragged To This Show."

Shane Gillis: "I Understand Most Of The Women Here Are Girlfriends That Were Dragged To This Show."

Shane Gillis' Uncle Danny (Part 1)

Shane Gillis' Uncle Danny (Part 1)

Shane Gillis' Uncle Danny (Part 2)

Shane Gillis' Uncle Danny (Part 2)

Shane Gillis: "Dudes With Down Syndrome Love Tits."

Shane Gillis: "Dudes With Down Syndrome Love Tits."

Shane Gillis: "Sex Slowly Becomes Just Some Lady Laying On A Bed."

Shane Gillis: "Sex Slowly Becomes Just Some Lady Laying On A Bed."

Shane Gillis: "Every Dude I Know Who Cant Think Loves Pussy."

Shane Gillis: "Every Dude I Know Who Cant Think Loves Pussy."

Shane Gillis: "This Could Be A Tough One To Defend At Work."

Shane Gillis: "This Could Be A Tough One To Defend At Work."

Shane Gillis: "Hannibal Lecter Him Out. Bring Him On Stage."

Shane Gillis: "Hannibal Lecter Him Out. Bring Him On Stage."

Shane Gillis: "Biden Is Trump's Kryptonite In A Debate."

Shane Gillis: "Biden Is Trump's Kryptonite In A Debate."

Shane Gillis: "Coughing During Sex Is Funny."

Shane Gillis: "Coughing During Sex Is Funny."

Louis C.K.: "Personal Confidence Is Like A Man Wearing White Pants."

Louis C.K.: "Personal Confidence Is Like A Man Wearing White Pants."

Louis C.K.: "It's Easy To Say That Now Cause You Cant Get No Slaves."

Louis C.K.: "It's Easy To Say That Now Cause You Cant Get No Slaves."

Ski Mask Pete on Kill Tony #500 ft. Joe Rogan

Ski Mask Pete on Kill Tony #500 ft. Joe Rogan

Joe List: "This Is The Most Perfect Porn Plot."

Joe List: "This Is The Most Perfect Porn Plot."

Shane Gillis: "Just Clearing Out Every Corner Of My Sweet Angel's Box."

Shane Gillis: "Just Clearing Out Every Corner Of My Sweet Angel's Box."

Sam Tallent: "Diddling Sounds Like Something A Child Would Love."

Sam Tallent: "Diddling Sounds Like Something A Child Would Love."

Joe List: "And Then We Had To Pretend It's Not Because He's Ugly."

Joe List: "And Then We Had To Pretend It's Not Because He's Ugly."

Joe List: "It's A 4K HD Color Photograph Of Exactly What My Face Looks Like."

Joe List: "It's A 4K HD Color Photograph Of Exactly What My Face Looks Like."

Shane Gillis: "They'd Be Just As Surprised As Everybody Sh*t Finally Worked Out."

Shane Gillis: "They'd Be Just As Surprised As Everybody Sh*t Finally Worked Out."

Shane Gillis: "They Look Like Me Trying To Fire A Gun."

Shane Gillis: "They Look Like Me Trying To Fire A Gun."

Shane Gillis: "You Know Who Is Actually Brave?"

Shane Gillis: "You Know Who Is Actually Brave?"

Sam Tallent: "Finally A Woman You Can Trust."

Sam Tallent: "Finally A Woman You Can Trust."

Sam Tallent: "My Wife Says Quit Saying That Stop"

Sam Tallent: "My Wife Says Quit Saying That Stop"

Sam Tallent: "If That Toilet Had Any Self-Respect Whatsoever It Would Not Have Thanked Me..."

Sam Tallent: "If That Toilet Had Any Self-Respect Whatsoever It Would Not Have Thanked Me..."

Sam Tallent: "I Dont Want To Get Political But I Don't Recognize Israel Or Palestine."

Sam Tallent: "I Dont Want To Get Political But I Don't Recognize Israel Or Palestine."

Shane Gillis: "They're Kind Of Pussies If You Really Think About It."

Shane Gillis: "They're Kind Of Pussies If You Really Think About It."

Shane Gillis: " I Wish People Feared My Dick Like That."

Shane Gillis: " I Wish People Feared My Dick Like That."

Joe Rogan: "It's The Only Trump That's Better Than Yours." #ShaneGillis

Joe Rogan: "It's The Only Trump That's Better Than Yours." #ShaneGillis

Joe List: "My Autistic Boyfriend Loves You."

Joe List: "My Autistic Boyfriend Loves You."

Shane Gillis: "It's Hot Up Here You're Gonna Have To Jump Out."

Shane Gillis: "It's Hot Up Here You're Gonna Have To Jump Out."

Joe List: "You Ever Think You're A Pretty Good Looking Person And Then You See A Photo Of Yourself."

Joe List: "You Ever Think You're A Pretty Good Looking Person And Then You See A Photo Of Yourself."

Shane Gillis: "Soon As We Got Outside Of The Hotel Somebody Gave a F*ck."

Shane Gillis: "Soon As We Got Outside Of The Hotel Somebody Gave a F*ck."

Shane Gillis: "Jackie Hit The Ball So Hard He Knocked That Voice Out Of All The Whites."

Shane Gillis: "Jackie Hit The Ball So Hard He Knocked That Voice Out Of All The Whites."

Shane Gillis: "That's How You End Up With Connor McGregors Walking Around."

Shane Gillis: "That's How You End Up With Connor McGregors Walking Around."

Kam Patterson: "She Thought I Was Trying to Choke Her But I Was Just Feeling For An Adam's Apple

Kam Patterson: "She Thought I Was Trying to Choke Her But I Was Just Feeling For An Adam's Apple

Shane Gillis: "You Know That Kangaroo Holding That Dog Hostage Out The Woods."

Shane Gillis: "You Know That Kangaroo Holding That Dog Hostage Out The Woods."

Shane Gillis: "He Got Into A Fight With A Stranger Immediately." #NateDiaz

Shane Gillis: "He Got Into A Fight With A Stranger Immediately." #NateDiaz

Shane Gillis: "No, Dude! Don't Do That. We're All Gonna Watch It, But Don't Do That."

Shane Gillis: "No, Dude! Don't Do That. We're All Gonna Watch It, But Don't Do That."

Shane Gillis: "He Took It And Freaked Out And Left. He Got On The Chinatown Bus To New York. "

Shane Gillis: "He Took It And Freaked Out And Left. He Got On The Chinatown Bus To New York. "

Shane Gillis: "You Ever Go To Another Country And Tell Them That We're No.1"

Shane Gillis: "You Ever Go To Another Country And Tell Them That We're No.1"

Shane Gillis: "The Thumbnail For The Whale Looks A Lot Like Me."

Shane Gillis: "The Thumbnail For The Whale Looks A Lot Like Me."

Stavros Halkias: "Reminded You Of Your Childhood When Godzilla Destroyed Your Village." #BadFriends

Stavros Halkias: "Reminded You Of Your Childhood When Godzilla Destroyed Your Village." #BadFriends

Shane Gilis Went To A UFC Fight With Joe Rogan.

Shane Gilis Went To A UFC Fight With Joe Rogan.

SPICY NOODERS: This Is What Got Shane Gillis Cancelled (Part 1) #SNL

SPICY NOODERS: This Is What Got Shane Gillis Cancelled (Part 1) #SNL

SPICY NOODERS: This Is What Got Shane Gillis Cancelled (Part 2) #SNL

SPICY NOODERS: This Is What Got Shane Gillis Cancelled (Part 2) #SNL

Ian Fidance: My Dad Died A Few Weeks Ago And My Grandfather Is Raising Me And He Acts Like This!"

Ian Fidance: My Dad Died A Few Weeks Ago And My Grandfather Is Raising Me And He Acts Like This!"

Bobby Lee: "I Remember My Friend Killed Herself In High School."

Bobby Lee: "I Remember My Friend Killed Herself In High School."

Shane Gillis: "Yeah! You're Punchlines Have To Be Strong... Dude." #KillTony

Shane Gillis: "Yeah! You're Punchlines Have To Be Strong... Dude." #KillTony

Bill Burr: "They Just Keep Moving Them Around, You Know Like Those Killer Whales At SeaWorld."

Bill Burr: "They Just Keep Moving Them Around, You Know Like Those Killer Whales At SeaWorld."

Bobby Lee: "The Butthole Should Be On The Bottom Of The Foot." #Wisdom

Bobby Lee: "The Butthole Should Be On The Bottom Of The Foot." #Wisdom

Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump Would Be The Funniest To See Get Shot." #DaveChappelle

Shane Gillis: "Donald Trump Would Be The Funniest To See Get Shot." #DaveChappelle

William Montgomery: "I'm Getting One Of Those Phantom Toothaches." #KillTony

William Montgomery: "I'm Getting One Of Those Phantom Toothaches." #KillTony

Ari Shaffir: "You Go Try To Finger Blast Her She's Like That's Not It You're Off." #ComedyCellar

Ari Shaffir: "You Go Try To Finger Blast Her She's Like That's Not It You're Off." #ComedyCellar

William Montgomery: "Well It Was The Only Way I Got His Attention." #KillTony

William Montgomery: "Well It Was The Only Way I Got His Attention." #KillTony

William Montgomery: "What Do You Feel About That?" #WhitneyCummings #KillTony

William Montgomery: "What Do You Feel About That?" #WhitneyCummings #KillTony

William Montgomery: "What's Your Favorite Scene In La Bamba?" #KillTony

William Montgomery: "What's Your Favorite Scene In La Bamba?" #KillTony

William Montgomery: "I'm Actually A Mall Cop And Kill Somebody At The Lady's Footlocker."
#KillTony

William Montgomery: "I'm Actually A Mall Cop And Kill Somebody At The Lady's Footlocker." #KillTony

William Montgomery: "If You Were To Get A Disease Which Would Be Worse To Get?"
#KillTony

William Montgomery: "If You Were To Get A Disease Which Would Be Worse To Get?" #KillTony

Hans Kim: "I Don't Just Show Up In Basketball Shorts." #ShaneGillis #MarkNormand

Hans Kim: "I Don't Just Show Up In Basketball Shorts." #ShaneGillis #MarkNormand

William Montgomery: "More Of A Speed 2 Or Jumanji Kind Of Guy?"

William Montgomery: "More Of A Speed 2 Or Jumanji Kind Of Guy?"