Канал: Jokes R Us

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say to clients

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say to clients

A dad tells his son Stop masturbating!

A dad tells his son Stop masturbating!

What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster

What has 148 teeth and holding back a monster

A hernia epidemic occurred in a military unit

A hernia epidemic occurred in a military unit

Jack London Stand up show.

Jack London Stand up show.

Did you know that a woman gives birth every six seconds?

Did you know that a woman gives birth every six seconds?

My wife accused me of being immature

My wife accused me of being immature

Parallel lines have so much in common

Parallel lines have so much in common

Woman only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Woman only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Barry goes into a bar and orders one Guinness

Barry goes into a bar and orders one Guinness

A UFO completely covered in gold arrives at NASA

A UFO completely covered in gold arrives at NASA

I dream of being a billionaire

I dream of being a billionaire

British International Research Institute has discovered what the woman really wants

British International Research Institute has discovered what the woman really wants

A flea comes out of a pub and says

A flea comes out of a pub and says

A ghost walked into a bar

A ghost walked into a bar

Carmen Joke

Carmen Joke

Is Google male or female?

Is Google male or female?

My friend thinks he is smart

My friend thinks he is smart

A skeleton walks into a bar and says

A skeleton walks into a bar and says

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer

What’s the best thing about Switzerland

What’s the best thing about Switzerland

What happens to a hobbit when he falls into the English channel

What happens to a hobbit when he falls into the English channel

The bathroom had no toilet paper..

The bathroom had no toilet paper..

Why do farts smell

Why do farts smell

What's the ideal weight of a fart

What's the ideal weight of a fart

How do you split a fart in five

How do you split a fart in five

Did you hear about the film CONSTIPATED

Did you hear about the film CONSTIPATED

What is born without skin, and when it dies it screams

What is born without skin, and when it dies it screams

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

What happens if life gives you melons?

What happens if life gives you melons?

Girl is playing hava nagila, the grandmother sees a man crying

Girl is playing hava nagila, the grandmother sees a man crying

A pharmacist arrived to his drugstore

A pharmacist arrived to his drugstore

Husband and wife are sleeping on their bed

Husband and wife are sleeping on their bed

What is the difference between a large pizza and a professional online poker player?

What is the difference between a large pizza and a professional online poker player?

A wife says to her husband “Darling, I’m pregnant!

A wife says to her husband “Darling, I’m pregnant!

Why are Apple shops so dark

Why are Apple shops so dark

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer

What did the elephant say to the naked man

What did the elephant say to the naked man

The Bricklayer's Accident Report

The Bricklayer's Accident Report

Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition?

Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition?

A boy was born with 3 testicles.

A boy was born with 3 testicles.

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you!

Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

How do you know that Queen was a Cristiano Ronaldo fan?

How do you know that Queen was a Cristiano Ronaldo fan?

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. #shorts

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. #shorts

Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months

Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months

Where can you always find money?

Where can you always find money?

Can February March?

Can February March?

What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories

What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories

Lost my job at the bank on my first day

Lost my job at the bank on my first day

What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit

What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit

What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street

What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street

What makes the calendar seem so popular

What makes the calendar seem so popular

Why is Peter Pan always flying

Why is Peter Pan always flying

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Camouflage trousers.

Camouflage trousers.

How much does a hipster weigh?

How much does a hipster weigh?

I walked into the pub

I walked into the pub

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar

Lochness monster

Lochness monster

Old man goes into a pharmacy and asks for one Viagra tablet cut into quarters

Old man goes into a pharmacy and asks for one Viagra tablet cut into quarters