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Does he know he died?

Does he know he died?

He must have just transformed into a Chupacabra.

He must have just transformed into a Chupacabra.

Mike Tyson vs El Chupacabra

Mike Tyson vs El Chupacabra

I'll rely on my sense of humor.

I'll rely on my sense of humor.

Now I know what I have to do.

Now I know what I have to do.

McCarthy's a prude! He's no Updike.

McCarthy's a prude! He's no Updike.

She looks exactly like my ex-wife!

She looks exactly like my ex-wife!

Chupacabra Moon

Chupacabra Moon

You really think that's an interesting fact?

You really think that's an interesting fact?

Ain't Got No Time for Bird Sex

Ain't Got No Time for Bird Sex

It goes on forever like this!

It goes on forever like this!

I can't go. I have an internet whore coming over tonight.

I can't go. I have an internet whore coming over tonight.

Every Other One

Every Other One

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

Stop Living for Yourself

Stop Living for Yourself

Think you might have tossed it a little too far?

Think you might have tossed it a little too far?

Fireworks

Fireworks

May the saints forgive you . . .

May the saints forgive you . . .

Don't even think about making it out of here alive.

Don't even think about making it out of here alive.

You intend to kill them all, don't you?

You intend to kill them all, don't you?

Will this day be the last day I lie in the sun?

Will this day be the last day I lie in the sun?

Momo

Momo

I'll Do Anything

I'll Do Anything

You are the most undisciplined fighter I've ever known. And the only one I wasn't able to kill.

You are the most undisciplined fighter I've ever known. And the only one I wasn't able to kill.

You're gonna be well taken care of till your execution tomorrow.

You're gonna be well taken care of till your execution tomorrow.

That's Cold

That's Cold

I can't imagine a more perfect setting.

I can't imagine a more perfect setting.

Jin vs Mugen

Jin vs Mugen

Are you one of those so-called badasses?

Are you one of those so-called badasses?

I'm gonna count to ten.

I'm gonna count to ten.

Jin

Jin

My old man's the governor around here.

My old man's the governor around here.

You're a gutsy little punk.

You're a gutsy little punk.

One Hundred Dumplings

One Hundred Dumplings

An Unimportant Piece of Shit

An Unimportant Piece of Shit

The River Styx

The River Styx

Fifty Dumplings

Fifty Dumplings

We only serve paying customers.

We only serve paying customers.

One Day Earlier!

One Day Earlier!

Samurai Champloo

Samurai Champloo

I'll take all you bitches on.

I'll take all you bitches on.

Time Chamber to the Past

Time Chamber to the Past

Excuse me, I am raising my hand.

Excuse me, I am raising my hand.

I'm not saying that this is a refrigerator box but . . . this is totally a refrigerator box.

I'm not saying that this is a refrigerator box but . . . this is totally a refrigerator box.

This was fun. We had fun today.

This was fun. We had fun today.

Long Stick Goes Boom

Long Stick Goes Boom

Only one thing left to do, my man!

Only one thing left to do, my man!

Like This

Like This

No, Carl. Thank you.

No, Carl. Thank you.

How do you like these apples?

How do you like these apples?

Particularly Gold Flake

Particularly Gold Flake

Take her to the bathroom and make her watch you throw it in the toilet.

Take her to the bathroom and make her watch you throw it in the toilet.

Spray her with a hose!

Spray her with a hose!

I can actually admit that to you. Feels good to say out loud.

I can actually admit that to you. Feels good to say out loud.

Pull out the middle finger. Shove it in her face. Tell her to sit and spin.

Pull out the middle finger. Shove it in her face. Tell her to sit and spin.

I don't see any hookers. I'm confused.

I don't see any hookers. I'm confused.

Shut it down.

Shut it down.

"Goin' On"

"Goin' On"

Larry Miller Hair System

Larry Miller Hair System

Step into this simulator.

Step into this simulator.

I have a gambling problem that is all consuming.

I have a gambling problem that is all consuming.

Martin!

Martin!

Now we're on the moon?

Now we're on the moon?

The End of it All

The End of it All

The President is full or energy!

The President is full or energy!

Where in the world did you go?

Where in the world did you go?

A Giant Cockroach

A Giant Cockroach

Did you know the producer asked me out to dinner after this?

Did you know the producer asked me out to dinner after this?

I don't have any money for you.

I don't have any money for you.

Dual Shocks

Dual Shocks

"Go For It" Mode

"Go For It" Mode

Kill 'em, Milk! Kill 'em all!

Kill 'em, Milk! Kill 'em all!

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Hey, she's got a nice ass.

Hey, she's got a nice ass.

That Damn Homolandlord

That Damn Homolandlord

Everyone Let's Go

Everyone Let's Go

Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison

Kamehameha?

Kamehameha?

I'm calling the bitch back.

I'm calling the bitch back.

Denise!

Denise!

Anyone who knows Meatloaf?

Anyone who knows Meatloaf?

Lead Walls

Lead Walls

My Story

My Story

Wait. That's not Hawaii!

Wait. That's not Hawaii!

Pop off a couple rounds!

Pop off a couple rounds!

Harken back to the days when we played that cool game.

Harken back to the days when we played that cool game.

A Ghayst.

A Ghayst.

Always to me!

Always to me!

Mobile Device

Mobile Device

I put my shoes on.

I put my shoes on.

I'm banging the pots! What the hell? There's only one pot!

I'm banging the pots! What the hell? There's only one pot!

Usually when I want attention I threaten suicide.

Usually when I want attention I threaten suicide.

Your sound vibrations are altering the program.

Your sound vibrations are altering the program.

He's screening me!

He's screening me!

Hit me back on my cellie.

Hit me back on my cellie.

I can only be polite so long.

I can only be polite so long.

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It'sMe.gif

Anyway I guess it doesn't matter.

Anyway I guess it doesn't matter.

Idiot! You idiot!

Idiot! You idiot!

Rampaging all over the world!

Rampaging all over the world!

Get a Hold

Get a Hold

A Bill for the Emotional Damages

A Bill for the Emotional Damages

I'm not going to take care of a bad girl like you anymore.

I'm not going to take care of a bad girl like you anymore.

I Like Nonsense

I Like Nonsense

Modern kids want to take it easy by using machines.

Modern kids want to take it easy by using machines.

One Whole Calf à la Carte

One Whole Calf à la Carte

Auditory Hallucinations

Auditory Hallucinations

Hurry up and take your clothes off.

Hurry up and take your clothes off.

What about the janitor?

What about the janitor?

You Shitty Brat

You Shitty Brat

Tax Evasion

Tax Evasion

Where do you like to be licked the most?

Where do you like to be licked the most?

California Roll

California Roll

Bouncy!

Bouncy!

Zero Bottles of Beer

Zero Bottles of Beer

Drop by any time!

Drop by any time!

The Dangers of Codependency

The Dangers of Codependency

27 Years Later

27 Years Later

Three Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Three Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Alrighty Rooney

Alrighty Rooney

Deadlocked Again

Deadlocked Again

This is a dictatorship and I rule with an iron dick!

This is a dictatorship and I rule with an iron dick!

Wazzaaaaaaauuuuuuppppp!!!

Wazzaaaaaaauuuuuuppppp!!!

The bills feel small and yellow.

The bills feel small and yellow.

Two Pair!

Two Pair!

When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.

When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.

I declare these Olympic Games open!

I declare these Olympic Games open!

Call it in the air.

Call it in the air.

Tremors

Tremors

Your hands are full. Go ahead.

Your hands are full. Go ahead.

The New Jersey Meatwads

The New Jersey Meatwads

Newspaper just got the one flavor.

Newspaper just got the one flavor.

About to Think About Doing the Thing That You Were About to Think About Doing

About to Think About Doing the Thing That You Were About to Think About Doing

Together Together

Together Together

Still a Kitten

Still a Kitten

Subsidized Dating

Subsidized Dating

My Favorite Rap

My Favorite Rap

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker!

The President won't cry anymore.

The President won't cry anymore.

Let's Have Sex!

Let's Have Sex!

Come to think of it, we road a horse together as well.

Come to think of it, we road a horse together as well.

Bitch!

Bitch!

Pop

Pop

How are all you illegal immigrants doing?

How are all you illegal immigrants doing?

Thank you for always watching Milk-Chan!

Thank you for always watching Milk-Chan!

Deplorable

Deplorable

How long do I have to do this?

How long do I have to do this?

Mr. 2 Dope

Mr. 2 Dope

My dad's an attorney.

My dad's an attorney.

I'm ending this now.

I'm ending this now.

Your mom's gonna pick you up, right?

Your mom's gonna pick you up, right?

Get out of your room!

Get out of your room!

Do you have a bathroom?

Do you have a bathroom?

Are those actual ICP lyrics?

Are those actual ICP lyrics?

I will ultimately crush your skull with a piece of concrete.

I will ultimately crush your skull with a piece of concrete.

Would you visit this?

Would you visit this?

You Ain't Greek

You Ain't Greek

A Half Dozen Black Graphic Tees

A Half Dozen Black Graphic Tees

What is three?

What is three?

You may go.

You may go.

Between the Lines

Between the Lines

Neilzebub

Neilzebub

Hi-yah!

Hi-yah!

Pork Legs

Pork Legs

The pigs already defected!

The pigs already defected!

Sexual Harassment

Sexual Harassment

Our love is eternal.

Our love is eternal.

The Piggie Gun

The Piggie Gun

Completely Automated System

Completely Automated System

Medicine!

Medicine!

I'm a filthy man!

I'm a filthy man!

You're so self-serving.

You're so self-serving.

Why?

Why?

You Unpatriotic Person

You Unpatriotic Person

We're going to get turned into pork legs soon.

We're going to get turned into pork legs soon.

Check this out!

Check this out!

You some kind of plant?

You some kind of plant?

What in the hell is Chickenfoot?

What in the hell is Chickenfoot?

I really need to borrow your car, man.

I really need to borrow your car, man.

Michael Anthony

Michael Anthony

I couldn't eat the ponies.

I couldn't eat the ponies.

We never wanted to live here.

We never wanted to live here.

I drank it fast.

I drank it fast.

Lots of people struggle with that.

Lots of people struggle with that.

You're drunk!

You're drunk!

Talk Politics

Talk Politics

24/7 The Thunder Will Roll

24/7 The Thunder Will Roll

I am very likeable.

I am very likeable.

What's up?

What's up?

Sesame Seed Bun

Sesame Seed Bun

Gracious

Gracious

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.

Grasshopper have little sense but big mouth.

Grasshopper have little sense but big mouth.

The President's Annual Speech

The President's Annual Speech

Shit Finder

Shit Finder

Magical Orange

Magical Orange

This isn't food, is it?

This isn't food, is it?

I hate you, Milk-Chan!

I hate you, Milk-Chan!

Next week will be even poorer!

Next week will be even poorer!

Do you seriously eat this stuff?

Do you seriously eat this stuff?