Many Bothans died to bring me this damning evidence against Darth Disney and his use of the media Empire's newly constructed technological terror.
Although he denies it, I believe that Darth Disney is actually Mickey Mouse.. the notoriously unassuming, yet obviously ruthless leader of a vastly expansive and unfathomably powerful media Empire.
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