Pod-caster, Bill O'Reilly, was recently videoed having a hissy fit with a Jet Blue employee when Bill's flight was delayed. Bill, whose primary reason for living these days is "I used to be somebody", threatened to have the employee fired for giving him bad news. (There really ought to be a law against such an unspeakable injustice directed toward any essentially irrelevant, has-been sexual-assault suspect.) Mangy Fetlocks wrote this song just to highlight Bill's immense suffering. Lyrics below:

Bill O’Reilly shows his love for the working class
by threatening one when his flight’s been delayed
because Bill is an angry old pompous ass.
It’s a shame his dear old mother wasn’t spayed.

For a world without Bill would be a better place
Kinder, gentler, with one less entitled jerk.
I for one, would not miss seeing his ugly face
and that airline rep could go about his work.
copyright 2022, Bruce W Nelson

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