Now and then, due to a sharp crack on the head, a religious conversion, a drug-fueled epiphany or an unexplainable moment of clarity and intelligence, Trump supporters will suddenly think, "WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING??" and thus decide it is time to leave the Cult of Donald, jump off the Trump Train, and Flush the Orange Turd down the tubes to sleep with the fishes. For most, this can be difficult, if not traumatic. Given the thousands some have dropped on Trump merch, it may feel like an abandonment of all you once held dear. For others, suddenly attempting to live a reality-based existence is mind-blowing.
Mangy Fetlocks offers here some musical advice on ripping the Trump band-aid off once and for all. Lyrics below:

Throw out your dumb red hats. Pull down your stupid flags.
Put the Trump shirts that you bought into some garbage bags.
If you bought Donald’s shoes, hide them so folks won’t see.
Won’t want that stuff to haunt you after Biden’s victory.

Take down your ugly sign that says TRUMP 24.
When he’s in jail, it really won’t make sense much anymore.
Pick up some flesh-tone paint, cover your Trump tattoo.
Showing such signs of brainlessness no sane person would do.

I know you spent a fortune on Trump merchandise you bought.
Everyone makes mistakes now and then.
You were just sucked in by mass hysteria you ‘caught’,
but don’t do something that stupid again.

Strip off the “FJB” sign from your pickup truck.
It’s proves that you’re a loser, or a snowflake-scented schmuck.
Stop watching OAN. Try to rewire you brain.
Once you have left the cult, you can resume your life again.
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson

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