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Inspired off of "pro as heck guide to master yi" this original song encompasses all the things that aspiring dunkers need in order to become the Master Yi that they see in their dreams. (And also I managed to mistype "zeal" as "xeal" everywhere. 2pro.)
Lyrics:
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5 red sodas and the x man claws
When I step up in the rift yeah they give me applause
I'm a machine, gotta win cause there ain't no draws
Buckle up baby, lock the doors
They say I'm getting overzealous
But I just got too much zeal
Haunted by my sex appeal
Seeing through the third eye how about seven
Feed me all game 23-0-11
Lean back baby, I'mma take you to heaven
Soothe my soul
Oh, I'm gonna meditate on this one for a while
Lose control
They say that I'm broken but they're just in denial
Phantom, dance the night away
Cause you know I got the funk
Top or mid or bottom lane
Yeah you know it's time to dunk
I'm master Yi
I'm not surprised that they're all jealous
Perfect champ and perfect build
It's a crime that I'm just so skilled
So crank it up baby, there's no time for riposte
When you roll against the alpha yeah you know that you lost
Love it when losing, I'm gonna win whatever the cost
Soothe my soul
Oh, I'm gonna meditate on this one for a while
Lose control
They say that I'm broken but they're just in denial
Phantom, dance the night away
Cause you know I got
HACKEE IS A NOOBLORD (nooblord, nooblord)
Gonna mid or AFK
Yeah you know it's time to dunk
I'm master Yi
I'm master Yi
I'm master Yi
