In the 90s, they had rules about earrings.
Yeah.
If you wanted to wear two earrings, all systems go.
Every day.
You want to wear one earring?
Why would you?
There's rules. You better put it on your right ear if you're a homosexual. Right? If you were straight, you did not get your right ear pierced.
If you went to the Piercing Pagoda...
If you went to Claires...
If you went to Claire's and asked them to pierce your ear and you told them the right, they're like, are you sure about that?
Excuse me, I have to ask you...
Legally, I'm obligated...
You gay?
You sure about this? I gotta ask you legally cuz I can get in a hoot of trouble.
Yeah, that's right.
Piercing the wrong damb here in these parts.
