Attention, duellists! You've just been ruse-bamboozled by the Corvid Confuzle!
Hailing from the warm, sticky embrace of a Waffle House wastebin, these avian assailants just managed to not only steal your game, but also your heart.
In this strategy guide, (which is definitely NOT about some gaggle of damp salarymen,) you'll learn the secrets, schemes, and snafus that'll help you GIT GUD, and
maybe take your Corvid Conspiracy game from "Bottom tier" all the way to "Maybe a threat...?"!

Unbeknownst to Root: A woodland game of might and right by Leder games, this Corvid Conspiracy advanced strategy guide will teach you the key tenets of Crow philosophy:

C - Cram the board with plots
O - Opportunism as a lifestyle
R - Redirect any form of attention
V - Visualise the table's behaviour
I - Invite unwanted attention anyway
D - Denied a win because of a single exposure

REFERENCE/FEEDBACK I COULDN'T CREDIT UNTIL THE BIG REVEAL
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The salacious WalrasLaw, who was the only person I allowed in on the joke.
Marcus' Crow guide: [ Ссылка ]
My crow guide, since i had forgotten most of it: [ Ссылка ]

VISUAL ASSETS (Not Exhaustive)
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Blatant favouritism:
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"Guess I'll just die" crow image by TinTheFoil [ Ссылка ]
Seiyria's excellent Root resource: [ Ссылка ]
Slugfacekillah's totally radical Inferno map: [ Ссылка ]
Plot & warrior graphs adapted from Judge_T on reddit: [ Ссылка ]
Swol Eyrie illustrations by Matchstick

People I don't personally know:
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Medieval table - Mark Foreman, OggyArt.com
Dungeon map - Paths Peculiar, wistedt.net
Jon Manning's CC0 galaxy brain images, [ Ссылка ]
Scoring-per-turn graph from PolterGhost on BGG: [ Ссылка ]
Conspiracy board prop from theVoidWalker13 on reddit: [ Ссылка ]

CHAPTERS
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0:00 - This is going on your quarterly review.
1:31 - Dinner reservation, party of 15.
2:56 - Remedial Excel Functions for Dummies.
05:27 - Contingency planning so that this can never happen again.
12:40 - Demand and fulfillment planning, whether they want it or not.
17:04 - The five-step process, in six easy steps!
22:23 - Baby's First Fireable Offense.
25:15 - Vision meetings for glaucoma patients.
28:31 - Layoffs will continue until mental health improves.
35:17 - The impeccable wisdom of company management.
36:58 - B2B Solutions: CEO Pet projects.
38:23 - B2B Solutions: The rest of you.
46:20 - Accounts Deceivable.
50:25 - The finest print money can buy.

MUSIC
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Filmmusic.io block:
Music: Uplifting Corporate by Steven OBrien
Free download: [ Ссылка ]
Music: The Entertainer by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: [ Ссылка ]
Music: Lord of the Land by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: [ Ссылка ]
Music: Epic Intro 2014 reloaded by Sascha Ende
Free download: [ Ссылка ]
Music: The Aristocrats by Thor Oach
Free download: [ Ссылка ]
Music: The Show Must Be Go by Kevin MacLeod
Free download:[ Ссылка ]
Music: Too Sexy (Instrumental) by Sascha Ende
Free download: [ Ссылка ]
License (CC BY 4.0): [ Ссылка ]

Epic Action, by Magnetic Trailer (Licensed through Lesfm)
[ Ссылка ]

Bach Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major, PreludeYo-Yo Ma [ Ссылка ]

Music by Nintendo:
Power Hungry Fool, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
X-Naut fortress, Paper mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Doopliss Fight, Paper mario: The Thousand-Year Door
0² Battle, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Beware the forest's mushrooms: Super Mario RPG
Ocean theme: Legend of Zelda, The Wind Waker

Wii shop channel (osrsbeatz remix) [ Ссылка ]
The Lost Wii piece, Ludwig & Schlatt's Musical Emporium [ Ссылка ]
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Dungeon cave, Skies of Arcadia - SEGA, and Overworks
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