What if the catchiest tune from Cave Story... had lyrics?
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Content note: When I wrote this, I thought that depicting myself as someone who liked "panties and lipstick" would offset any kink-shaming in the words "if you're a little sick." In the time since making this video, I've developed a much more robust understanding of the kink community and I would absolutely write that part differently today. People with fetishes aren't sick, they're just kinky and that's awesome!
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LYRICS:
Here we go!
Tell y'all a story 'bout a cave,
Story bout a robot rollin' with a whole lotta bravery
Meets bunny people in the cave,
the Doctor's got a whim to put the people into slavery
Err'body's stuck inside a cave
Can't escape the island, world's smallest violin (skeet-dee-dee)
So much is happening today,
Nobody is smilin', things are getting violent (hee-hee-hee)
Run! Grab a little gun! Level up! Damn it's fun!
Fight a bag (I'ma fight a freakin' bag),
Then brag (I just beat a freakin' bag, hahhh).
Save the Mimiga race, shoot some jerks in the face!
With Curly Brace by your side!
(If she didn't help you out, you woulda died, yo)
Ca-ave story, gra-ave story, sla-ave story, hey I'm talkin' bout a
Ca-ave story, sa-ave story, fa-ave story! Here we go!
Quote's poor brain's an empty page, but he's
Thrashin' every asshat in a little Ash hat (Lookalikes)
Flowers make the bunnies rage,
Now they're actin rash like a dirty Jersey trash sack (Snook-a-likes!)
Climb high into the sky, just don't leave with this guy
You will die (least a couple times you die)
But try (try again ya gotta try)
If you're a little sick, you'll find panties and lipstick!
But do it quick, there's no time. (Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!)
'Cause you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go down into the Cave now
You gotta go, you gotta, go you gotta go, you gotta go down into the cave now
Gotta put the doc in his place, hope you saved Curly brace 'cause alone it's a case of the blues, so pack it all tight in your little inventory, get ready for the glory of CAVE STORY!
