South Park begs the City Wok Guy to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
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EXT. CITY WOK - DAY
Establishing over a CHINESE MUSIC STING.
INT. CITY WOK - DAY
All the parents, and the Mayor of South Park, are in City
Wok speaking towards camera-
MAYOR
And so, we want YOU to design and build
a great wall - all around the city.
REVERSE to reveal The City Wok guy standing behind the
counter of his restaurant.
CITY WOK
I don't build walls! I just own and
operate City Wok!
KYLE'S FATHER
We just think that you're the best
person to put up a wall, we're sure
you've got it in your blood.
CITY WOK
Ohhh I get it! Just because I Chinese
you fink I can build a wall! That is
bullshit! I'm not a stereotype, okay?!
Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I
go around building walls! I'm just a
normal person like all of you, I eat
rice and drive really slow - JUST LIKE
THE REST OF YOU - I'M not a stereotype!
STAN'S MOTHER
Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim.
STAN'S FATHER
Your ancestors put up a great wall that
kept Mongolians out for thousands of
years. We know you can do it for us.
EXT. GREAT WALL OF SOUTH PARK - DAY
The City Wok owner is on top of the great wall, building
back the part of the wall where the Mongolians had broken
through. He's on his knees with a cement spoon, patting
down and smoothing the cement beneath him.
Suddenly, he hears the SOUNDS OF METAL SWORDS HITTING
AGAINST ROCK.
He sits up and looks around - and down in the distance, at
another part of the wall - he sees the small horde of
Mongolians, breaking at the wall with their swords. The
Mongolian leader sits on his horse watching with a stern
look.
CITY WOK
Hey... HEY! HEY!
The City wok owner runs down to where the Mongolians are,
and yells down to them from above.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
AY! What the hell you doing?!
MONGOLIAN
Tsao nugu kwaaa!
CITY WOK
MONGOLIANS! What the hell is Mongolian
doing here?
The Mongolians continue.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
AY! FUCK YOU MONGOLIAN! Don't you
break down my wall!
The City Wok owner picks up bricks from the damaged wall and
starts throwing them down at the Mongolians.
CITY WOK (CONT'D)
GET OUTTA HERE!!! FUCKING MONGOLIAN!
Being bombarded with rocks, The Mongolians ride away - but
the leader looks back and raises his fist on his way out.
MONGOLIAN
Naini tantsu KWAAAA!!!
The City Wok owner makes sure they are gone, and then gets
on his knees and starts repairing the part of the wall they
had broken down.
CITY WOK
God dammit, How come every time us
Chinese put up a wall stupid Mongolians
have to come and knock it down?!?
