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Chandler's fake speech. Monica is high maintenance. Season 6 episode 12 the one with the joke. Central perk scene.

- Oh, my God, Chandler, there you are. - Hi.
Hey, it's Phoebe and Rachel.
Why don't you tell them...
...what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance.
Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady.
Being with her has been like being on a vacation.
And what may be perceived as high maintenance...
...is merely attention to detail...
...and...
...generosity of spirit.
Wow. You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.
Really? I've heard better.
Wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
I'm out of words. Should I say it again?
Look, I am not high maintenance!
I am not. Chandler!
You're high maintenance.
[GASPS]
You are on my list!
Look, I'm sorry, but you're not...
You're not easygoing, but you're passionate.
And that's good.
And when you get upset about little things, I think I'm pretty good...
...at making you feel better about that.
That's good too. They say you're high maintenance...
...but it's okay, because I like...
...maintaining you.
I didn't even tell him to say that.
MONICA: Aw. CHANDLER: Okay.
- All right, you're off my list. - I'm off the list.

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