Our Amsterdam Bard on Java's rendition of Britpop's mastermind Mr Jarvis Cocker's "I WILL KILL AGAIN", with modified lyrics. Non-monetized video for entertainment purposes only!
I WOULD KILL AGAIN
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BUILD YOURSELF A CASTLE
OF SAND KICKED IN YOUR FACE
PLAY SOME MOZART OPERAS
WATCH BALLERINAS CLAD IN FLEMISH LACE
FIND YOURSELF SOME VIRTUAL PALS
PLAY BLACK JACK OR RUSSIAN ROULETTE
LET LOUIE BELLSON PLAY THOSE RIM-SHOTS
AND ERROL FLYNN PLACE JUST ONE LAST BET
AND LET DAY TRIPPERS FLATTER YOU
WHAT A SPLENDID CHAP YOU ARE
AND LET PERUVIAN BUSKERS SERENADE YOU
ON THEIR ACOUSTIC GUITAR ...
AND DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME
IF I CLAIMTO BE YOUR FRIEND
'CAUSE WHEN GIVEN HALF THE CHANCE
I KNOW I WOULD KILL AGAIN
I WOULD KILL AGAIN ...
AND WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL
FOR ALL THE WORLD TO LIVE IN PEACE
NO-ONE FALLING ILL OR PEGGING OUT
CRY TEARS OF BOREDOM
BABY, HOLD ME, PLEASE!
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