Based on: It's the Hard Knock Life - Annie

Lyrics:
[ALL]
It's a Dark Souls-like to us!
It's a Dark Souls-like to us!

[ANNIE]
If you start out,
[ALL]
With no shit!

[ANNIE]
If you can die,
[ALL]
In one hit!

It's a Dark Souls-like!

Got no skill to speak of, so,
We compare all games to Souls

[ANNIE]
Vague descriptions, (2 beats)
[ALL]
'Stead a plot!

[ANNIE]
Creepy setting, (2 beats)
[ALL]
Sure, why not?

It's a Dark Souls-like!

[ANNIE]
When a game kills you with too many minions,
[KATE AND TESSIE]
Don't it feel like a Souls game to the bone?
[ANNIE and MOLLY]
Don't you feel like just parroting opinions?
[PEPPER, JULY]
It's easier than thinking of your own,

[ANNIE]
This is great, write an article in one night!
[MOLLY]
For a day, put away the politics!
[TESSIE]
Often times I forget that we're a game site!

[ALL]
Oh won't somebody just give our page some clicks!
Ohhhh!
Top Ten List o' Souls!
Such as Zelda Souls!
Shin Megami Souls!
ARPG Souls!

[MOLLY]
From Software, I'll always play,

[ANNIE]
From Software, what's that?
Who're they?

[ALL]
If at any point at all,
There's a chance your health may fall!
It's a Dark Souls-like!

[MOLLY] (spoken)
So then I jumped over those three Goombas
Like I was outmaneuvering and backstabbing the Abyss Watchers

[ORPHANS (Except Molly)] (sung)
Plenty checkpoints between goals,
Crazy backflips over holes,
Precise platforming controls,
All exactly like Dark Souls, (instead of saying this line in a mocking way like the original does, try to say it with a smug confidence, like the same way you might say "All according to plan")

[Molly] (spoken angrily)
I'm not the problem!
The game's just hard!
I said it's the game's fault, not mine!

[ALL]
It's a Dark Souls-like to us,

It's a Dark Souls-like to us,

Save the effort making lists,
If it's a game that exists,
It's a Dark Souls-like!
It's a Dark Souls-like!
It's a Dark Souls-like!

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