"Monty Python" no seu melhor sketch de sempre! Reparem na soberba interpretação de Eric Idle! (transcreve-se o diálogo para os mais encerados de ouvido)...
'Evening, squire!
Squire:
(stiffly)
Good evening.
Man:
Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire:
I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man:
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire:
(flustered)
Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.
Man:
Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire:
(confused)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Man:
Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire:
Are you, uh,... are you selling something?
Man:
SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire:
Well, I, uh....
Man:
Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire:
Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man:
I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire:
As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
Man:
'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?
Knew she would. Likes games, eh?
She's been around a bit, been around?
Squire:
She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
Man:
SAY NO MORE!!
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire:
I wasn't going to!
Man:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Squire:
Photography?
Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire:
Holiday snaps, eh?
Man:
They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire:
No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire:
Look... are you insinuating something?
Man:
Oh, no, no, no... yes.
Squire:
Well?
Man:
Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...
Squire:
What do you mean?
Man:
Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
What's it like?

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