some of the best jokes told in movies

Dad says to his son "son if you don't stop masterbating you'll go blind"
the son says "dad I'm over here"

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Question:
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

BONUS JOKE:
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car.
- Well, don't care and buy another car.
- Look inside the car!
- Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all.
- Look inside her mouth!!!

Jurassic Park (1993)
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The Last Boy Scout (1991)
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Chinatown (1974)
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
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A Prairie Home Companion (2006)
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Predator (1987)
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
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Desperado (1995)
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Mary Poppins (1964)
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
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The Boondock Saints (1999)
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The Verdict (1982)
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Killing Season (2013)
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