Stewie has a fictitious argument with his female alter-ego "karina".
when i first saw this i just had to write out the transcript and see if I could act out the voices....
script - Part 1:
Stewie: karina?
Karina: yes?
Stewie: you have a visitor.
Karina: who is it?
Stewie: oh, its tht nice girl julie from your show
Karina: oh julie? did she say what she wanted?
Stewie: oh just go see for yourself im not your secretary karina!
Karina: why are you so cruel to me?! is it cos im the pretty one? the talented one?
Stewie: oh for god sakes, you know we're all sick of you! thats right, all of us!
Karina: sick of me? oh thats rich. you know i wasnt going to say this but mother hates you
Stewie: thts not true, you take tht bk.
Karina: it is true! she hates you, she told me. it was the xmas we went to einibell railroad and you cried
because you were afraid cos one of santas elves was a real midget and father said 'thts it i cant
take this anymore' and he left that very night! and all you cared about was ice cream on the way home
and mother said you didnt appreciate anything!
part2:
Karina: stewie!
Stewie: what?
Karina: julie would like to say goodbye to you. well? answer me!
Stewie: im not talking to you.
Karina: your being a baby go say goodbye
Stewie: why? shes your friend. and why should i do you any favours after the terrible things you said to me earlier
Karina: well at least i didnt bring up that time at brigands when you showed your fanny to the girl in the wheelchair
Brian: julie's gone
Stewie: thats fine brian we're having a conversation up here, that girl in the wheelchair called me a name
Karina: well that gives you no right to be a blagard!
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