A guy walks into a bar, orders a whiskey:
- How much is it?
- Three dollars.
The man takes three dollars out of his pocket. He puts one on the counter in front of the bartender, then goes to the left end of the counter, puts the second one there, then goes to the right end of the counter, puts the third one there. The bartender, cursing softly, goes right and left and takes the money.
The next day, the same guy comes again, orders a glass of whiskey again and puts the dollars in different ends of the counter again. The bartender is angry, but he goes for the money.
This pattern repeats itself day after day. And one day a guy orders whiskey, takes a glass, rummages in his pocket and pulls out a $5 bill. The bartender quickly takes it, smiles vindictively, takes out two dollars in change, goes to the left end of the counter, puts one dollar there, then goes to the right end and puts the second one there. Then he returns and gloats at the man. The man phlegmatically drinks whiskey, pulls out a dollar from his pocket, puts it in front of him and says: "I think I'll order one more whiskey".

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