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0:00 camera zooms in.
0:01 amber puts one foot in front of the other foot
0:02 plants foot firmly and begins walking
0:03 while walking, she adjusts the tectonic plates of the earth, shifting them slightly
0:04 adjusts planetary orbital wobble
0:05 tides shift slightly with each step
0:06 amber puts one foot in front of the other foot
0:07 continues to cause environmental destruction while walking, looking slightly to the left side of the screen
0:10 squirrels fall out of their trees
0:12 seismic impact can be felt across the western hemisphere
0:13 ground is compacted into a hard bedrock-like substance
0:15 elon musk begins planetary evacuation plans
0:16 continues walking
0:18 a very long twinkie travels across the screen
0:20 one foot continues to be placed in front of the other foot
0:21 amber thinks about orange chicken
0:23 over 20% of all coastal land is flooded
0:25 car alarms across the globe activate
0:26 twinkie searches for shelter
0:28 planetary evacuation plan presented to congress
0:30 japan is now completely under water
0:33 worldwide panic
0:35 stops
0:36 amber nearly collapses
0:38 planet asks if it's over
0:39 global stability
0:41 amber continues walking
0:42 catastrophic seismic activity returns
0:44 congress approves planetary evacuation plan
0:48 amber looks to the right
0:50 amber looks at people screaming and panicking
0:51 amber looks forward and walks
0:52 amber doesn't care
0:54 planetary evacuation begins
0:58 global economies collapse
1:01 mass hysteria
1:02 amber thinks about orange chicken
1:05 all yoohoos fully shaken
1:07 35% of humans escape to mars
1:08 india finally a superpower
1:13 ground is now pressed diamonds
1:14 amber is hungry
1:17 amber approaches camera
1:19 amber eats camera
May the good blood guide your way.
