Bro it's so easy just dodge lmao.

At 01 seconds I die trying to time out Wriggle's last word, this would have been after 3680 failed attempts at this spell card. My worst fear has been realized, the transformation is nearly complete, I'm a touhou player.

Time Stamps:

0:00 Attempted timeout of the spell card
1:38 I die
1:48 last word attempt counter.
1:52 cope

Inspiration: [ Ссылка ]

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16MAR23

Got this replay while at my parent's house for vacation. I really didn't think I could get used to my laptop's tiny arrow keys, though they weren't all that bad. Luckily though, my brother had a keyboard I could use at their place so I didn't have to get used to them for long. I had a notepad of all my notable attempts as I grinded them out, here's what it looks like: (each line notates what the timer said when I got hit and what the history counter was at, YES I know the ingame one show's 999, it only has three decimal places).

26 sec at 2100 attempts
15 sec at 2476 attempts
05 sec at 2852 attempts
07 sec at 3101 attempts
01 sec at 3680 attempts 14MAR

If you're wondering, I'm still going to time this spell card out, practicing this pattern has been nothing but pure joy, the bullets are super forgiving and seeing how much graze I can rack up is super addictive, not to mention rewarding. I went from hardly being able to survive one wave of bullets (not even 20 seconds) to comfortably getting the timer between 50-30 seconds consistently, being able to look away from my hit box, get situational awareness on the bullets coming to me, the status of the lanes, and make a decision immediately, sometimes even moving without looking at Reimu, it's awesome seeing how far I've come. As for why I'm doing it, I saw the video I linked earlier a couple months ago and thought that it looked super fun trying time out a pattern that looks absolutely bonkers, I wish I could say more but that's literally it.

And before you think, "This dude is pretty good!" I still haven't 1cc'd any of these games on a difficulty above normal, I'll get there one day but just realize that this is the equivalent of memorizing ONE attack from a boss and hype fixating on perfecting it and nothing else.

If you want to use this footage anywhere, go for it. If you ask me for permission, you'll be waiting a long time. Just credit me, let people know who choked this shit on 1 second left. Also wtf are you doing down here weirdo, nobody reads this shit.

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