Happy Birthday to me!
I'm 20 years old! As of today, I have officially been alive for two decades! To celebrate, here's another special Defeats of my Favorite Villains video in honor of this special occasion!
Villain Quotes:
"If we're gonna play "Owl House", we're gonna need an Owl House! We're gonna have a BLAST, everyone!" - The Collector
"I'm the answer to your life's questions! Without me, you're just a joke...without a punch line." - Jeremiah Valeska
"Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? You sweat that shite out of your system. 'Cause if I come back and it's still here... I'll fucking kick it out. Okay?" - Francis "Franco" Begbie
"Alright, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons! I'm going to have my engineers invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" - Cave Johnson
"The less you know, the less I risk. Understand this and understand it fast. It is my place to see the larger picture. It is yours to listen. You will do as you're told. That is how our business is done. Are we clear?" - Faraday
"Lizzy, how can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable? A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing? It's... This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do?" - David Fastidious
"No it's not, it's fucking Sunday. And I have to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill. NOW CAN YOU SEE WHY I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY?!" - Pete
"Sorry to crash the party with your past lives, or your past deaths, as I like to call them. I was there to witness all of them. Each. Frivolous. End. But you... didn't even notice me, because "Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death", right? But you're not laughing now. -- Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up. And I have come for you, Puss in Boots." - Death/The Wolf
"Well you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." - Big Jack Horner
"'Cause you're fat, boy! And another thing? You're ugly." - Engineer
"What's with that look, huh, sweetheart? After all that, you still want to act like nothing's wrong? Go ahead, keep looking down at us. But after we get rid of sword boy and if we can't find a buyer for you, I'm going to pimp your ass to a client of mine. He's a crack head and a real fucking sicko. This guy can't even get a hard-on unless it's hardcore S&M. You will both get high, then he's gonna beat off while you eat his shit. Let's see how fucking proud you are then. Oh yeah, but don't worry. When the video comes out, I'll be sure to buy a copy." - Chaka
"Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!" - James Morgan "Jimmy" McGill/Saul Goodman
"HA! HA! HA! HA!" - Eleanor A. Birch
"It does feel good to hear another human say that name. I had to change it when "Philip" was run out of too many towns. I told you once before... "Luzura". Perhaps, we were destined to meet." - Philip Wittebane/Emperor Belos
Song: You're Mine by Disturbed (Anti-Nightcore by me)
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