This month: iMPACT! seems 10th rate. Spike TV has to step in to make TNA better. Daniels is back. Flair is in Lethal Lockdown. Who is more annoying than Mr. Anderson? Hernandez and Morgan must continue. Angelina is on drugs. Anderson in the rafters looking for Sting and is left for dead thanks to RVD's thighs. What the fuck did Sting do last March? Jarrett and Angle in a cage match with a mystery stipulation at Lockdown. Mr. Anderson helps RVD beat Sting then lays out RVD. Immortal has like 50 members - pretty much the new nWo Black and White. Multiple uses of the word bitch by Velvet and Winter. Orlando Jordan is wearing a leotard. Bully Ray tries to recruit RVD to join Immortal. Kazarian and Matt Hardy is a 3 match series. Nothing matters in TNA. Jarrett is terrified of Kurt and he stalks Karen. Hogan is now crippled. Angle and Jarrett is a 2 out of 3 falls match in a steel cage. Anderson takes on the Immortal gauntlet. What does Hogan and Sting have to do with anything on Lockdown? Jarrett gets hurt at Lockdown and beats Angle in their match. Fortune wins Lethal Lockdown. The marks love the all cage shows. AJ is back. Rob Terry calls out AJ and Beer Money. Ms. Smoky Mountains. Sting announces RVD gets a title shot because he is chummy with "The Network". Hogan wants to be a fruitcake. Someone expain Mr. Anderson to Bryan. Abyss did not like getting stiffed by RVD. Crimson saves RVD. Jeff Hardy was outraged Sting threw down his goofy title. Morgan says Steiner was the first man to bring sports to pro wrestling. Ms. Tessmacher returns and is still determined to be champion apparently. Velvet, Angelina and Winter continue their love triangle. Matt Hardy wears Jeff's Championship to iMPACT! The refs are always watching in TNA.
