I woke up from an 8 year nap I apparently took. The world is now stark and colorless. What used to make me chuckle doesn't even cause a grin. I now have no hope or ambition. My neighbor told me that in life you must be expected to work, I scoffed at him. Why should I spend my whole life making the rich get richer while the world grows colder. I revolt that existence , so i'm defying that order. Rather than contribute to this facade we call earth i'm going to spend my life doing what I love speedrunning Shopping Cart Hero, and i'm gonna do it well.
